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Silly Anglicans 🤪

Totes kidding. Mardi Gras, aka Fat Tuesday, is the day before Ash Wednesday and the start of Lent... but it's also Carnival for the countries that call it that.

I think it's Pancake Day here too 🤔 but Mardi Gras never falls on the same Tuesday. It's just x amount of time before Easter.

What I'm trying to say is... drink plenty of alcohol with your pancakes!!!
I've learned gluton screws me up. And this has already been a miserable day, and it isn't even noon yet. So... I would prefer to go straight to the alcohol.

Unfortunately, I need to wait until after work... because I do have some standards...
 
*Opens Amazon as he takes notes * and themed thongs and coconuts and....... *Gets out credit card*

Being horny and old is expensive
Ok... just a little background to my requests 😂 every major Krewe has something they're known for that they throw. These things aren't as commonly thrown as the beads, therefore a coveted item.

Krewe of Zulu members decorate and throw coconuts during their parade along with the other beads and goodies.
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Krewe of Muses decorates and throws high heels during their parade, along with beads that have little pink heels on them.
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Krewe of Tucks is all about the potty humor 🤪 they decorate and throw plungers and their special beads have toilets on them.
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I've learned gluton screws me up. And this has already been a miserable day, and it isn't even noon yet. So... I would prefer to go straight to the alcohol.

Unfortunately, I need to wait until after work... because I do have some standards...
No pancakes for you! Just alcohol!

And we will work on watering down those standards on holidays such as today 🤪🤣
So @Fiestykitten is feral. @BrendaBear has gone feral.

Are we being overrun?!
Yes. Yes you are.
 
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