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[dawn_of_night]

Since one of our own asked for some delicious bratty goodies I’ll post one of my own
@Sammysub07
https://ibb.co/KxYdgVNC

Beautiful

 

[MrMakersMark]

Our dear @Sammysub07 graced us with her beauty this morning, and asked for shares waiting for her upon return... with all the storms and other people having seemingly bad Tuesdays, I decided to do as bestie requested, and share a little something... View attachment 2506411
Happy Mardi Gras laissez les bon temps rouler

 

[Sammysub07]

Holy fuck!! It looks like today has been a helluva Tuesday for everyone, myself included! Are we sure some time configuration hasn’t happened and it’s really Monday?! All. Of. The. Systems. Have. Been. Down. At. My. Hospital! What a fucking day and it’s not even over yet!! I need to see more boobies, man chests, asses and absolute bedlam!

Bloody Cyclone Alfred stuffing up my week.

I’ve taken part in many Typhoon and Hurricane parties, are Cyclone parties a thing for you?! If so, I’ll have a drink ready for you! But I looks like we all need them! Tequila?!
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Good morning all.
*hugs all da brats*

Hugs!

Motioned carried!

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Powe is out, tree fell on the truck, liability only, luckily still drivable. Definitely one of those days. Ugh.

Coming your way!!
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fucking gorgeous picture to liven up this Tuesday morning

Bestie!!! Thank you!

definitely been missing you and your energy in here

Same!!! Between this damn shoulder pain, work, and being busy!! I’ve missed you!!
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Nice! A perfect combination of enticing lips and cleavage!

Thank you! So sweet!

Our dear @Sammysub07 graced us with her beauty this morning, and asked for shares waiting for her upon return... with all the storms and other people having seemingly bad Tuesdays, I decided to do as bestie requested, and share a little something...

Damn!!! Bestie!! So damn sizzling! That look on your face and the cleveage!

Heeey

Hey you!!! How’s your day?!

Since one of our own asked for some delicious bratty goodies I’ll post one of my own

Fiesty!!! Girl! I love the hair covering one side and the other just looking delicious!
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[_BassAckwards_]

Power is out, tree fell on the truck, liability only, luckily still drivable. Definitely one of those days. Ugh.

Sorry to hear that, but glad you are safe.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Okay… I did a second one. This isn’t a silly throwaway, well, not to me. I wrote this in the 90’s, and have revisited it many many times over the years. Often when things were bad, and it cheered me up. Other times when things were wonderful, and this silly tune was a celebration of that for me. Is it great? Not really. Am I playing it the best I ever did? Not at all. But… I enjoy it every time I play it, and feel better about life when it is finished.

I think this is the second or third time I have tried to capture it on youTube to share here. I don’t think I was ever hapoy enough to share it before, but I could be wrong. If y’all heard me play this before, sorry for repeating myself.

If you think you heard someone else play it, please do not tell me. I would rather think it is mine.

Damn girl!!

That was sweeeeeettt!

 

[Sammysub07]

Well, this won’t liven it up particularly, but maybe something nice to have on in the background while pouring the wine.

Brenda!!! I missed you playing last night!! Now to listen to it!!

 

[MrMakersMark]

For those that missed the post that kicked off all these shares... check out the spicalicious brat

 

[MrMakersMark]

Since one of our own asked for some delicious bratty goodies I’ll post one of my own
@Sammysub07
https://ibb.co/KxYdgVNC

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Are you trying to make us all fight for the same beads?!

Come on, you can do better

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Bother. I meant to buy eggs while I was in town, for pancakes tonight It's Shrove Tuesday, aka Pancake Day in England. In some places the "Fat" day is "Fat Thursday" - Thursday last week.

Silly Anglicans

Totes kidding. Mardi Gras, aka Fat Tuesday, is the day before Ash Wednesday and the start of Lent... but it's also Carnival for the countries that call it that.

I think it's Pancake Day here too but Mardi Gras never falls on the same Tuesday. It's just x amount of time before Easter.

What I'm trying to say is... drink plenty of alcohol with your pancakes!!!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Are you trying to make us all fight for the same beads?!

Come on, you can do better

If you all get the same beads, you wont fight over them.

lol!

 

[Sammysub07]

Are you trying to make us all fight for the same beads?!

Come on, you can do better

Not me thinking the same thing!

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[Hornymwtxn]

Oh sure... that's what @Hornymwtxn would say and I'd find myself looking at an old woman having sex with a kangaroo while drunken texans sit watching from lawn chairs.

I'd be placing bets on if the woman or roo came first

 

[Chloe_Harper]

If you all get the same beads, you wont fight over them.

lol!

I want the good beads... and the toys... and spears... and themed thongs... and the coconuts... and the shoes... and...

 

[Sammysub07]

If you all get the same beads, you wont fight over them.

lol!

Can’t apply toddlerisms to Brats!

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[MrMakersMark]

I want the good beads... and the toys... and spears... and themed thongs... and the coconuts... and the shoes... and...

Hold on!

Getting you some different beads.

*Mumbles*....I swear to fuckin'.....spoiled rotten..


Just wait a minute!

 

[Sammysub07]

Hold on!

Getting you some different beads.

*Mumbles*....I swear to fuckin'.....spoiled rotten..


Just wait a minute!

How’d you know?!

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[Fiestykitten]

Hold on!

Getting you some different beads.

*Mumbles*....I swear to fuckin'.....spoiled rotten..


Just wait a minute!

Quit your grumblin old man!
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[Dayhoosier]

I want the good beads... and the toys... and spears... and themed thongs... and the coconuts... and the shoes... and...

*Opens Amazon as he takes notes * and themed thongs and coconuts and....... *Gets out credit card*

Being horny and old is expensive

 

[_BassAckwards_]

I want the good beads... and the toys... and spears... and themed thongs... and the coconuts... and the shoes... and...

Here are some themed thongs from my birthplace...

https://i.imgur.com/ag2sm7t.jpg

 

[BrendaBear]

Silly Anglicans

Totes kidding. Mardi Gras, aka Fat Tuesday, is the day before Ash Wednesday and the start of Lent... but it's also Carnival for the countries that call it that.

I think it's Pancake Day here too but Mardi Gras never falls on the same Tuesday. It's just x amount of time before Easter.

What I'm trying to say is... drink plenty of alcohol with your pancakes!!!

I've learned gluton screws me up. And this has already been a miserable day, and it isn't even noon yet. So... I would prefer to go straight to the alcohol.

Unfortunately, I need to wait until after work... because I do have some standards...

 

[BrendaBear]

Hold on!

Getting you some different beads.

*Mumbles*....I swear to fuckin'.....spoiled rotten..


Just wait a minute!

Who is he pulling those out of?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Jack? Have you turned to... the brat side?

Wait we are picking sides now…
Is this like dodgeball…

 

[BrendaBear]

Jack? Have you turned to... the brat side?

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....yeah... pretend that says "brat" instead of "dark". I'm motivated, but not that motivate...

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait we are picking sides now…
Is this like dodgeball…

Except we throw dildos.

You've been warned.