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UnquietDreams said:
I took the Rice College Purity test, which measure, on a scale of 0-100, what is your level of purity. We posted our scores in S&S.
I was the one with a single digit score, so there must be something wrong with the test. Obviously.

Anyway...what was one of my "did nots?" I have never had sex in a hot tub. Filthy simmering bowls of infection soup.
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If you own the tub, you can make sure it's clean.

Chloe_Harper said:
If I'm watching it, you're watching it. So find out where we can watch it!


And yes... her as gifs, at least, along with aubrey plaza gifs are my spirit animal
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I feel like she has the same crazy eyes as you... Very fitting.

Chloe_Harper said:
Missing out 😏
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Facts!
 
UnquietDreams said:
You have crazy eyes? Do you keep them in a jar? Just wondering.
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No. Those are the googly eyes... so I can glue them to random inanimate objects around the world to give them faces. Duh.
UnquietDreams said:
(I always said your eyes looked like magic, but, as you pointed out, I say a lot of things.)
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You do say a lot of things 🫠 but some of those things are just so damn sweet
 
UnquietDreams said:
Former pro wrestler, actor, and all around good guy, but also one of the greatest heels (bad guys) in pro wrestling history. A chaotic genius on the mic.
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I'm not a violent person I don't watch wrestling, boxing, or animalistic sports
I'm a passive entity
But I do own a crossbow...for science...:ROFLMAO:
 
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I have to take my bipolar medications now, in a few minutes I'll be asleep
 
Chloe_Harper said:
If a chicken had lips, could it whistle?
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Depends on the structure supporting the lips. If they had the proper musculature for it, probably, but the chicken's tiny tongue might be an issue.

The better question would be, "what would it whistle?" I am guessing "I'm Not Okay," by My Chemical Romance, but that might be because I am singing it right now.
 
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UnquietDreams said:
Depends on the structure supporting the lips. If they had the proper musculature for it, probably, but the chicken's tiny tongue might be an issue.
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Ah yes. The issue of the tiny tongue 🤭

*dont make those jokes... dont make those jokes... dont make those jokes...*
UnquietDreams said:
The better question would be, "what would it whistle?" I am guessing "I'm Okay," by My Chemical Romance, but that might be because I am singing it right now.
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Well, then that's a very biased opinion... although I can't imagine... wait!!!

100% it would be this
 
Chloe_Harper said:
Ah yes. The issue of the tiny tongue 🤭

*dont make those jokes... dont make those jokes... dont make those jokes...*

Well, then that's a very biased opinion... although I can't imagine... wait!!!
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You can't imagine me singing to My Chemical Romance? Am I not cool enough?

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmxlcGtzbGxqYjBqdjg5cm5wM2Z0M3FwMzBoZHJncTZnMTB1dW82cSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/JLbTqEU5B8Z2w/giphy.gif
Chloe_Harper said:

100% it would be this
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Maybe, if said chicken had a firm grasp of the Disney Classics. And Robin Hood stories.

But I will point out that that version of Alan-a-dale is a rooster, not a chicken. I would think a chicken be more into Emo.
 
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UnquietDreams said:
You can't imagine me singing to My Chemical Romance? Am I not cool enough?
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No 😂🤣 I was trying to imagine what a chicken might whistle... I was saying I couldn't imagine, then suddenly, I could!
UnquietDreams said:
Maybe, if said chicken had a firm grasp of the Disney Classics. And Robin Hood stories.

But I will point out that that version of Alan-a-dale is a rooster, not a chicken. I would think a chicken be more into Emo.
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🙄 semantics. Professor Smarty Butt. I think all chickens (and chicken equivalents) know this song. You're just salty because I thought of it first 😝
 
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