Fires in South Carolina

[RoryN]

Best of luck from a Californian. Hope you stay safe and don't lose property.

The President you voted for is showing his concern for you today by...golfing.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Best of luck from a Californian. Hope you stay safe and don't lose property.

The President you voted for is showing his concern for you today by...golfing.

President Karen Bass sends thoughts and prayers from Florida.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Those deep red states refuse to manage their forests! Get out there with a rake, you lazy MAGAs!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Record low humidity? WTH? 15% humidity (granted, it's "low humidity season" in South Carolina, but it never gets below 30% historically).

That level of humidity will dry the hell out of softwood pine forests that surround Myrtle Beach, making them ideal kindle wood.

Bubba goes out drinkin' with the boys and builds a firepit to sit around and drink Coors light and the recent high winds start Redneck bonfires. The governor puts out DAILY press releases urging people NOT to start 'open flame' fires, and nobody listens, becoz tradition.

 

[Saint_Ann]

CBS news is reporting Trump was also playing a fiddle.

 

[DeluxAuto]

CBS news is reporting Trump was also playing a fiddle.

Putin is making the felon squeal like a pig.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Putin is making the felon squeal like a pig.

That's your educated take?

 

[DeluxAuto]

That's your educated take?

That's my Deliverance reference "take" in response to your Deliverance reference.

 

[Saint_Ann]

That's my Deliverance reference "take" in response to your Deliverance reference.

You mean my 'Nero' reference? Duh.

 

[RoryN]

This thread is triggering nicely.

 

[Saint_Ann]

It's triggering luke into hillbilly anal sex fantasies.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Saint-Ann is trying to distract attention from the MAGAs in the Carolinas who are too fat and lazy to rake their forests like good ‘Mericans.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Saint-Ann is trying to distract attention from the MAGAs in the Carolinas who are too fat and lazy to rake their forests like good ‘Mericans.

Oh look! >>>>>>>>boobs>>>>>>>>

 

[Bn2f]

During the California fires I indicated a desire for HisArpy to lose all his physical possessions, whatever little that may be. Now there are fires in my state and on my coast. Do I have regrets? No. I tried caring for maga as Americans after every school shooting, illness outbreak, every election, and for the neglecting of healthcare to women. I’ve no sympathy whatsoever for their plight now. I’m here just to say that if that member was here to taunt me back I would tip my hat and say “touché” but that member isn’t here. Odd

 

[MajorRewrite]

MAGA must be blaming South Carolina fires on all the DEI hires they make in red states.

Or maybe the fires are Zelenskyy’s fault?

Or maybe the fires are immigrants’ fault. They got deported and now nobody is raking the forests! Stupid immigrants!

What is the Trump administration doing about the fires? Surely they are right on top of the situation.

 

[Comshaw]

MAGA must be blaming South Carolina fires on all the DEI hires they make in red states.

Or maybe the fires are Zelenskyy’s fault?

Or maybe the fires are immigrants’ fault. They got deported and now nobody is raking the forests! Stupid immigrants!

What is the Trump administration doing about the fires? Surely they are right on top of the situation.

Nope, none of those. The real problem is they didn't rake the forest don't you know!


Comshaw

 

[Chernosoth]

A simple two step solution for forest fires anywhere:
1. Ban fiberboard in furniture.
2. Open public land to logging.

I could use a desk made of Carolina Pine.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Wildfires in Tennessee force evacuations.

Why don’t the lazy MAGAs in red states rake their forests? Are the red state governors incompetent?

 

[MasterAnimus]

CBS news is reporting Trump was also playing a fiddle.

I can't wait for his Kennedy Center performance.