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Try some box breathing

Appreciated ...... But I doubt there's anything you're going to say that I haven't tried. Some people are bad at math....some are bad at board games....some can't cook. I can't sleep once I wake up 😂

Well occasionally I manage to doze back off but almost never if it's 4 or later.
So yes all different breathing I've tried
Meditation
Changing scenery (from bed to couch or to another room)
Etc etc etc

On a positive note it means I'm right back here again 😂
 
Appreciated ...... But I doubt there's anything you're going to say that I haven't tried. Some people are bad at math....some are bad at board games....some can't cook. I can't sleep once I wake up 😂

Well occasionally I manage to doze back off but almost never if it's 4 or later.
So yes all different breathing I've tried
Meditation
Changing scenery (from bed to couch or to another room)
Etc etc etc

On a positive note it means I'm right back here again 😂
You poor thing. That sucks.

Well then... What breed of dogs do you have?
 
They are cute for sure....especially the full one (rocky) but they are also jerks because now they're back asleep and I'm brewing coffee and messing around on here 😂
I think all pets are jerks, especially when it comes to waking up.

My cat once went to walk across my face when I was just waking up. So just as I yawned I got a full paw in my mouth. I don't know who was more shocked 😂
 
I think all pets are jerks, especially when it comes to waking up.

My cat once went to walk across my face when I was just waking up. So just as I yawned I got a full paw in my mouth. I don't know who was more shocked 😂
Yes my daughter's car performs variations on this theme as well.... I'm sure there is a pussy and mouth joke to be made here but I don't have enough coffee to craft it at this hour so I'll just stick with agreeing.....they're all jerks
 
Yes my daughter's car performs variations on this theme as well.... I'm sure there is a pussy and mouth joke to be made here but I don't have enough coffee to craft it at this hour so I'll just stick with agreeing.....they're all jerks
Yep. And I've had my cat fall off the head board onto my face at the witching hour which was terrifying.

I think my favourite jerk behaviour was the cat learning how to wave his tail at the TV so it would turn on. Again did this in the early hours of the morning so I was awoken to a Russian man talking. Grabbed the baseball bat and snuck downstairs to find the cat sitting proudly next to the TV playing the Russian news. Had to disable that feature!

That is the safest path moving forward. Make sure you take some notes... It's a new day so new ways to make an impression 💋
 
Yep. And I've had my cat fall off the head board onto my face at the witching hour which was terrifying.

I think my favourite jerk behaviour was the cat learning how to wave his tail at the TV so it would turn on. Again did this in the early hours of the morning so I was awoken to a Russian man talking. Grabbed the baseball bat and snuck downstairs to find the cat sitting proudly next to the TV playing the Russian news. Had to disable that feature!

That is the safest path moving forward. Make sure you take some notes... It's a new day so new ways to make an impression 💋
I always take notes! I'm such a good student for an old man! 😂 1000002625.jpg
 
I'm on the hot chocolate as my wind down. Busy work day tomorrow so definitely have to have an early night. View attachment 2504954
This the hottest pic (😂 see what I did there ?) I've seen all morning on Literotica! Just so you know once you leave I'm telling everyone we exchanged HOT pics ☕ 😂...... I crack me up

It looks delicious! What's in there besides marshmallows?
 
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