Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[SmokingFap]

Because… curves

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I want you to ask you a question about that pic, princess, but according to your profile, the answer would be no, so...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I want you to ask you a question about that pic, princess, but according to your profile, the answer would be no, so...

You know... it's refreshing when people can read

But sadly... the people that SHOULD read it don't - or maybe it does deter some people... IDK, either way I'm not changing it!

and psst... depends on the question!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Don’t want to incite the same disappointment as yesterday so I’m going with static curves today View attachment 2503181

Oh. My!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am not sharp or skilled enough to get a pic of my ass.

My belly curve will have to do.



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Oofph...
That'll do ... For sure.

 

[morelikeasong]

will have to do.

When anyone says something like this I get a really strong urge to quote Babe (or quote Shrek quoting Babe). But people generally don’t like being called a pig or an ass


That’ll do ***, that’ll do.

 

[dawn_of_night]

When anyone says something like this I get a really strong urge to quote Babe (or quote Shrek quoting Babe). But people generally don’t like being called a pig or an ass


That’ll do ***, that’ll do.

I had the same thought!
But I felt horrible typing "pig"
As @MrMakersMark is definitely not a pig....
That I've seen atleast...
So it was ... Difficult

 

[morelikeasong]

I had the same thought!
But I felt horrible typing "pig"
As @MrMakersMark is definitely not a pig....
That I've seen atleast...
So it was ... Difficult

Poor piggies. They get such a bad rap.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/pI9ByT1pDKpgs/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91fcko108c82c5ubf10j84nt8naob6784llbgzr2r7&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MrMakersMark]

When anyone says something like this I get a really strong urge to quote Babe (or quote Shrek quoting Babe). But people generally don’t like being called a pig or an ass


That’ll do ***, that’ll do.

I had the same thought!
But I felt horrible typing "pig"
As @MrMakersMark is definitely not a pig....
That I've seen atleast...
So it was ... Difficult

Poor piggies. They get such a bad rap.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/pI9ByT1pDKpgs/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91fcko108c82c5ubf10j84nt8naob6784llbgzr2r7&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

In my time I am sure I have been both of those things at some point.
Possibly (probably) both at the same time.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Poor piggies. They get such a bad rap.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/pI9ByT1pDKpgs/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91fcko108c82c5ubf10j84nt8naob6784llbgzr2r7&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

That sink looks an awful lot like a toilet

 

[MedicalMuse]

I am not sharp or skilled enough to get a pic of my ass.

My belly curve will have to do.



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I’m terribly inconsistent in who I catch here but I’m really glad I stopped in in time to see this

 

[Cogan]

That sink looks an awful lot like a toilet

I think it's a Bidé.

 

[MrMakersMark]

That sink looks an awful lot like a toilet

I wasn't going to say anything.
It's the thought that counts when cleaning a pig.

Cute little tub for a cute little pig.

 

[MedicalMuse]

This is what I need right now
With my other favorite season bonus

 

[MedicalMuse]

I think it's a Bidé.

My bidé doesn’t look like that…

 

[Cogan]

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This is what I need right now

Can I join you?

 

[Wriggle]

This is what I need right now

Me too....

Lounging about outside barely dressed in nice weather I mean, of course.

 

[Cogan]

My bidé doesn’t look like that…

Ok, but here is another model.

https://sanova.se/uploads/2024/12/al282401-bide-lh-sanova-classic-01.jpg

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ok, but here is another model.

https://sanova.se/uploads/2024/12/al282401-bide-lh-sanova-classic-01.jpg

But still, why are you washing a pig in that?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

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This is what I need right now
With my other favorite season bonus

Me too

 

[Cogan]

But still, why are you washing a pig in that?

I'm not. They are and I don't know.

 

[ShaneoD]

But still, why are you washing a pig in that?

Am I the only one thinking "The lady has posted a picture of her arse and you're talking about bidés?!"

 

[jboy2061]

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This is what I need right now
With my other favorite season bonus

Yum! Thanks for this!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Am I the only one thinking "The lady has posted a picture of her arse and you're talking about bidés?!"

Did you catch the bonus too?

 

[ShaneoD]

Did you catch the bonus too?

I just said "ah bollocks!"

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Did you catch the bonus too?

Was that part of the post originally?
(Not complaining. Just want to make sure I'm still in possession of all my faculties.)