Wit & Nipples 🍒

I have lurked for a little while, and I am thankfully on desktop so all I gotta do is hover my mouse over any emojis. And I've definitely liked what I've seen so far. Happy Birthday from across the pond.
 
View attachment 2502516What a weird week. I started my time here on this site mainly posting in the Author's Hangout, minding my own business (or so I thought) when I made the mistake of posting an innocent picture and managed to scandalize a few of the oldies that frequent those feeds. Turns out, even the tamest visual offerings can ruffle some feathers in the land of LITerotica. 🙄

I do believe that l've found a safe place here within the Amateur Pics section, where I can post freely without unintentionally triggering a literary emergency 🆘 😍 ?

So, if you're into words, wit, sarcasm, good music and the occasional rogue nipple (because, really, they won't look like this forever), then please introduce yourselves! 🤘🏼 Let's talk books, sex, kinks and whatever else may tickle your pickle! I’m an open book 📖😏🍒
To be honest, as ,uch as i consider myself 'well read' (cue barphing and canned laughter) and ready to wax lyrical about the bleakness psychological terrains that inhabit Cormac McCarthy's literary worlds, or the Southern Gothic tensions in Faulkner's "As I lay dying," or Kafka's insidiously, and impossibly frustrating double binds, I am a little tongue tied at this text, the text that is you (I read the canvas of your body and its inscriptions, reader response theory does not help here!) in the bath tub...oh and I quite like the bathroom wall feature on the right of the photo...nice!

What turns you on, I mean, ahem...literary turn ons (or if you prefer, anything in general)?
 
To be honest, as ,uch as i consider myself 'well read' (cue barphing and canned laughter) and ready to wax lyrical about the bleakness psychological terrains that inhabit Cormac McCarthy's literary worlds, or the Southern Gothic tensions in Faulkner's "As I lay dying," or Kafka's insidiously, and impossibly frustrating double binds, I am a little tongue tied at this text, the text that is you (I read the canvas of your body and its inscriptions, reader response theory does not help here!) in the bath tub...oh and I quite like the bathroom wall feature on the right of the photo...nice!

What turns you on, I mean, ahem...literary turn ons (or if you prefer, anything in general)?
Ah, a man who can navigate the bureaucratic torment of Kafka but finds himself speechless at a woman in a bathtub?

Now that's a literary tension worth exploring.

And since you asked so nicely here are a few of my turn ons, both literary and other:

Intelligence, men who cum second, the razor sharp wit and dialogue within ‘The Picture of Dorian’, the cello, sarcasm, spitting, biting, handcuffs, people unafraid of using the word ‘cunt’, reading naked in bed ... I do enjoy a well-constructed sentence, but l've always had a soft spot for restraints and whips. 😏
 
Ah, a man who can navigate the bureaucratic torment of Kafka but finds himself speechless at a woman in a bathtub?
Clearly, you think me mad. Why would you say I am mad? Listen, as I tell you, clearly, clearly why a woman in a bathtub offers me no reprieve. (Sorry, Poe is a Boss).

When Kafka is approached by three men, and told that he is guilty, and must appear before the magistrate, when he makes his way to the gate of the Law, and told that he has to wait his turn to enter, he is speaking directly to me, as if I am being seen, as if his metaphors had me in mind. But a woman in a bathtub...all sense flitters away. It's that simple. I lose my mind.. so, maybe I am mad...

Speaking of cunts, I'm from Australia. I am, by no means, suggesting anything here, except that my usual greeting when I see my friends planning on doing something, I usually say, "Where's yous cunts going?" It's a term of term of endearment really, like, my boy, my comrade, brothers-in-arms.

When on reads naked in bed...Hmmm...I would like to read your book in bed...you know, your body as canvas, your inscriptions on that alabaster flesh, on your limbs, like twin rivers flowing into the ocean of that bathtub.

A well-constructed sentence has more in common with restraints and whips than you think.
 
Oh, I never said you were mad, I was merely enjoying the unraveling. Poe would approve, I think. 💭

As for reading in bed... l'd say inscriptions should be earned, don't you think? A body is a book best read slowly-one page at a time, with careful hands. 🕯️ 🥀

And a well-constructed sentence, much like a well-tied knot, is only as effective as the patience that went into it…. 🫶🏽
 
Oh, I never said you were mad, I was merely enjoying the unraveling. Poe would approve, I think. 💭

As for reading in bed... l'd say inscriptions should be earned, don't you think? A body is a book best read slowly-one page at a time, with careful hands. 🕯️ 🥀

And a well-constructed sentence, much like a well-tied knot, is only as effective as the patience that went into it…. 🫶🏽
You never did, this much is true, as for unravelling, ah, I unfurl like an ancient scroll coming to bits at the seams. What can I say? I am, if nothing else, suggestible.

You're also quite right - that's two now - about inscriptions. Long years of study, deliberating, delving into both the philological and etymological resonances. Only, the body is no book, but a kind of God script, the incantations of God's 100 names, only 99 of which are accessible to mere mortals.

As for the sentence, have you read Lazlo Krasnahorkai's work. A Romanian writer, who writes interminably long sentences, a whole novel, written in one sentence, even. Or Thomas Bernhardt, whose senetnces are like Bach's incredible scales, that climb and down. Impossible, but so exquisite.
 
You never did, this much is true, as for unravelling, ah, I unfurl like an ancient scroll coming to bits at the seams. What can I say? I am, if nothing else, suggestible.

You're also quite right - that's two now - about inscriptions. Long years of study, deliberating, delving into both the philological and etymological resonances. Only, the body is no book, but a kind of God script, the incantations of God's 100 names, only 99 of which are accessible to mere mortals.

As for the sentence, have you read Lazlo Krasnahorkai's work. A Romanian writer, who writes interminably long sentences, a whole novel, written in one sentence, even. Or Thomas Bernhardt, whose senetnces are like Bach's incredible scales, that climb and down. Impossible, but so exquisite.
Suggestibility is an underrated trait so long as one is being suggested toward the right things. 🫴🏽

If the body is God’s script, it would make every touch an act of translation, every mark a glyph to be deciphered.

You are incredibly well read as you said previously, me not so much. But your choice of wording is exquisite.

You seem fascinating, I want to climb inside your mind.
 
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The woman in the bathtub, who's unravelled me like an ancient scroll wants to crawl into my mind? This is certainly a turn up for the books, a very forked turn up for the books.

Perhaps- dare I even propose this - that we climb into that little mysterious attic upstairs, where Dorian was last seen, and have a chat?
 
Lol
Funny story.

Originally I only made this account here to post my stories. Then one evening I stumbled into a live chat that then lead me to the forums and a whole new world unlocked 🤣

My “to be taken seriously” side is on the Authors Hub and through my stories. Here? I will be misbehaving abhorrently. 🤘🏼😍
Lol, i was actually going to ask you if you've been on the chat side - but you've already checked out that world.
 
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