Wit & Nipples 🍒

It’s my birthday weekend starting tomorrow and I’ll be on the bloody Mary’s and Spiced rums in London… I have a feeling that Saturday will be a rough one 😆😆 🤢
I actually kind of miss those days. I'd THINK I could keep up because I'm delusional about my age but then you'd all end up carrying me from spot to spot 😂
 
We could always just find a golf course, steal a golf buggy and we can take turns driving it from bar to bar 😉 I KNOW you can keep up, I have faith 🤣
*Places hands over my heart* your faith in my ability to resurrect my young drinking days (with the aid of a golf cart anyway) makes my morning *begins touching up his gray hair* ... Midlife crises here I come!!
 
Drunk driving in golf buggy’s is great fun!

Keeping up when drinking is fine too, it’s the two day hangovers that become a struggle as you get older…
 
Never been with a woman who has nipples pierced. Can’t even imagine what fun you’d be…
 
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