The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day

It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living.

 

[nipplecaresser]

My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy.
What planet is she on?

My wife threw some Omega 3 capsules at me today.
It’s okay though, I only have super fish oil injuries

My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are…
But I laugh more.

My wife left a note on the fridge. It said, “It’s not working. I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to my mom’s.”
I opened the fridge door, the light came on, and the beer was cold.
What the hell did she mean?

My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up.
Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house anymore…

I said to my friend, “My wife keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character, and it’s getting really annoying!”
He said, “Are you mad at her?”
I said, “Geez! Don’t you start too!”

My wife is leaving me because I don’t believe in her tarot readings…
To be fair it’s been on the cards for a while.

My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler.
All I can think about is how to win her back.

I told my wife I was opening a theatre.
She said, ‘Are you having me on?’
I said, ‘I’ll give you an audition but I’m not promising anything.’

 

[nipplecaresser]

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

 

[Lilianna23]

Hello everyone, guess its a roleplaying cafe. Dont know if i am right or not.

Role play is down the hall. We're a hang out café/bar like your friendly neighborhood bar where everyone knows your name!

Check us out! We're a fun-loving group, protective of our vibe here. We're have a few simple rules outlined in the first post. No drama, religion, or politics. We don't hit on each other in the thread. If you are interested in someone, please take it to the DMs.

If you think this might be the place for you, please hang out with us. If not, there are tons of other threads on Lit!

 

[Lilianna23]

What have I walked into

Are you sure you want to know?

 

[Lilianna23]

Right now in my “ light” jacket pockets I have my -22 mitten and a wool hat while In my backpack I have cleats and a compressed down vest and a balaclava just in case among other things.

Sounds like you're ready for anything!

 

[Lilianna23]

I hope whatever is going around doesn’t get you!

People at my office are dropping out left, right and center…

You be careful and take care of yourself! That means good handwashing, wearing a mask if others are spewing, and getting enough rest!

 

[Lilianna23]

I needed that laugh, lil!!

I live to serve, W! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

Not sure if that “translates”…

I think it's universal!

 

[Lilianna23]

Same where I live. It was a very sunny day here. Air temps in the upper 50s. The only drawback was the 20 mph wind with gusts up to 40. Still, for February? Very nice day.

We've had some powerful winds causing sporadic power outages. I have tree limbs strewn all over my yard and on my decks.

 

[JessiQueVix]

Role play is down the hall. We're a hang out café/bar like your friendly neighborhood bar where everyone knows your name!

Check us out! We're a fun-loving group, protective of our vibe here. We're have a few simple rules outlined in the first post. No drama, religion, or politics. We don't hit on each other in the thread. If you are interested in someone, please take it to the DMs.

If you think this might be the place for you, please hang out with us. If not, there are tons of other threads on Lit!

I observed you all chatting here and believe me, love, i really enjoyed it. Also noticed the group of fams chatting with each other for a long time. A very nice place to hang out. Hope everyone is welcoming too as i feel a lot intrigued by all of you.

 

[Lilianna23]

It's just after midnight on this Thursday morning. That means it's Friday eve, already! I'm completely caught up after being off for a few days. Have a great day, everyone! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

I observed you all chatting here and believe me, love, i really enjoyed it. Also noticed the group of fams chatting with each other for a long time. A very nice place to hang out. Hope everyone is welcoming too as i feel a lot intrigued by all of you.

We are welcoming! Please hang out with us and get to know us better! I doubt you'll be disappointed. ️

 

[roomandu]

Why doesn't lipstick

 

[JessiQueVix]

It's just after midnight on this Thursday morning. That means it's Friday eve, already! I'm completely caught up after being off for a few days. Have a great day, everyone! ️

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As a very old unregistered reader of lit, i surely missed the fun in this forum. Seems like a new portral opened for me in here. Like a new birth. You have a very good day, too.

A note on the attached photo: Thats why i prefer guardian devil.. But anyway.. It never goes as i wish

 

[Boat1]

My husband used to make a similar sandwich on sourdough English muffins.

Nice!!!
My Lovely Wife has a sourdough starter going at home.... we're looking forward to getting dialed in on it!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

People (still) suck pt2.

That concept will work its way into today's "pep"talk.


The beatings will continue, fuck the morale.

 

[JessiQueVix]

Just reached home from a hectic day at work. Now its time to chill while enjoying some roasted peanut and cigarette. Good evening to y'all folks.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Gorgeous boy!

So, you have a boy named Sue and a girl named Fred!

Can't put one past you, can I?


Sue's name was in reaction to Fred's name, which was bestowed in ignorance.


We decided by the time we found out different that she probably knew it.


It is unwise to attempt to confuse a cat . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah. It's like dèjá vu all over again!

And that is how dèjá vu shows up.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I wonder what the results would be today? Based on the junk mail I get, it would seem car dealers don't think we buy enough cars often enough!

I am disinclined to ask bankers for the correct time.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Or a contractor!

Prime or sub.


I think the subs cause the runs, however . . . .

 

[JessiQueVix]

Can't beat a good handful of nuts (no pun intended, when I started typing at least) - especially with caramel and cinnamon.

even when i started reading, i thought exactly what u didnt intended to mean lol. yeah i love caramel but gotta loose some weight so no carbs and sweet for some more weeks.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I want to watch that! I've seen a lot of shorts on YouTube. I'm already hooked!

I didn't even get through the first episode of Yellowstone.


I may not make it through the second of 1883.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I've found most Ukranians I've worked with to be hard workers.

These guys are slow, but they are steady.


I may be can bring them around to Wat's Way of Thinking.