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Sweet dreams all... I'm off to take out trash and recycling then to bed.
Missk_2022 said:
Well off to bed early....
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Taking a page out of your book...
Wat_Tyler said:
I had a new program pushed on me today.
They can't get me into it.
I'm now signed in as the new senior project manager
Hell, I'm good with that.
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Is that a promotion??
Wat_Tyler said:
I'm havta sort out some subs tomorrow.
Dumb sumbitches.
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Ah. So that's a no, then?
Wonderer67 said:
We have been watching the documentary, welcome to Wrexham. It’s a really good show.
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Is that still running? I've watched some. Entertaining.
Wonderer67 said:
Makes ya think the worst of this winter is behind us. (Knocks wood)
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Someone said the quiet part out loud. :oops:
The Universe is always listening...
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Wonderer67 said:
Makes ya think the worst of this winter is behind us. (Knocks wood)
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No. No, it's not. We still have a couple good ones coming up here...

Although today was in the 40s, which means slush in the driveway. New mail lady must not be from around here. She said she might get stuck going down the driveway. I laughed, she drove up it in a big 4wd vehicle...

Bailing out of here. Good night everyone.
 
Khadaji2002 said:
Isn't that the truth. I'm guessing we have another week or possibly two of really cold weather likely to hit here. This whole week is forecast for 40F or higher and a fair bit of sunshine so I'm going to enjoy every sunny day that comes.
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It was in the 50s here for the past couple days, it will be warm until it starts dropping on Saturday.
not holding my breath for spring

 
I met my wife at the glue factory where we both worked.
We bonded immediately.

We’ve just bought a Lord of the Rings themed kitchen.
My wife loves the hob bit.

My wife has insisted that I cease making puns about classic Motown hits or she will leave me.
I agreed to stop, in the name of love.

My wife says I’m too sceptical… but I just don’t believe her.

My wife is making me a burger for dinner.
I’m relishing it.

My ex-wife is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me!
I want to say hello but there’s just too much history between us.

I’ve just found out my wife is really a ghost.
To be honest, I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door…

My wife said: ‘Did you know butterflies only live for one day?’
I said: ‘That’s a myth.’
She said: ‘No, it’s definitely a butterfly.’

When I told my wife I had been seeing her sister you could hear a pin drop.
Then I saw the grenade in her hand!

My wife has just come home from the shops in a Gloria Gaynor face mask…
At first, I was afraid…
 
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

How come abbreviation is such a long word?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
 
Rj_1954 said:

Nobody Wants This Super-Rare Numbers-Matching 1969 Coronet R/T Ragtop With 9k Miles​

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More like, no one wants to pay what they're asking for it.


I hate those low mileage cars. Somebody bought it and didn't use it.


That's like, I won't have lots of hot donkey sex with my gorgeous bride to keep her good-n-tight for her next guy . . . .
 
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