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[BrendaBear]

Okay... so... I'm like... I built this bike (one of my dumb hobbies) and rode it around the block a couple times today!

And @CX726577 is all... oh, that's nice. I picked up this SuperHookaXJ1000 74 speed bike, and rode it to Colorado from Alabama this afternoon. It was a nice ride!

Fucking show off!
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[UnquietDreams]

Like Toby Keith said, I'm not as good as I once was...

Are you as good once as you ever was?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are you as good once as you ever was?

Aren't you all? At least once ..

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Are you as good once as you ever was?

Yes, depending on the notes.

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you as good once as you ever was?

Dreamy, I adore you.. but what in the holy Mt Tabor Harvey Scott statue are you fucking blathering about???
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[Chloe_Harper]

Dreamy, I adore you.. but what in the holy Mt Tabor Harvey Scott statue are you fucking blathering about???
https://media1.tenor.com/m/UhEkHvGhaZ4AAAAC/megan-mullally-karen-walker.gif

It's lyrics to a Toby Keith song

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, depending on the notes.

A minor… it isn’t the saddest of all keys, (that is Dm) but it is the best of notes….

 

[BrendaBear]

It's lyrics to a Toby Keith song

Dammit woman!!! Do not let him off the hook like that!!

*** oh cool! What is the song? Don’t tell him I asked…***

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Dammit woman!!! Do not let him off the hook like that!!

*** oh cool! What is the song? Don’t tell him I asked…***

Your secret is safe with me

 

[MrMakersMark]

"I love this bar" is also very thread appropriate.

*looks around*

Except this isn't a bar.

 

[BrendaBear]

Your secret is safe with me

Oh yeah! I like this!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

"I love this bar" is also very thread appropriate.

*looks around*

Except this isn't a bar.

Yeah, it is.. just not a typical bar…

 

[MrMakersMark]

Yeah, it is.. just not a typical bar…

I guess its a dry county. Lol.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I mean I can get bounced, but y'all dont sell drinks.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

"I love this bar" is also very thread appropriate.

*looks around*

Except this isn't a bar.

Yet, there's always drinking in here

 

[MrMakersMark]

I didn't mean it like THAT, Brenda!

Damn!

Lol!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I didn't mean it like THAT, Brenda!

Damn!

Lol!

 

[MrMakersMark]

 

[TXRafe]

I guess its a dry county. Lol.

I mean I can get bounced, but y'all dont sell drinks.

literally everyone in here drinks but me, currently, lol

 

[Chloe_Harper]

literally everyone in here drinks but me, currently, lol

 

[MrMakersMark]

literally everyone in here drinks but me, currently, lol

100% truth.
I haven't had alchohol or beer since New Years.

Nada.

 

[dawn_of_night]

"I love this bar" is also very thread appropriate.

*looks around*

Except this isn't a bar.

It's a BYOB bar....

 

[MrMakersMark]

It's a BYOB bar....

Best kind!!
Those are the full nudie bars!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

100% truth.
I haven't had alchohol or beer since New Years.

Nada.

I haven't had alcohol since that sip I took a minute ago...

 

[TXRafe]

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