What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I'm thinking that what I posted in 'What are you doing" makes it sound like I'm on day release / court ordered or something. I'm not, not yet
 
🎶 read the forum rules, read the forum rules. You're not above the rules, you're not above the rules. Hide it behind a link, or a little emoji wink 🎶

Also, I'm sing-songing a lot of thoughts today 🤔 no idea what's up with my brain
I will not post unsolicited dick pics in her box
I will not post unsolicited dick pics in my socks.

I will not post unsolicited peens here or there.
I won't post that Weiner anywhere
 
Thinking about how beautiful @Chloe_Harper is???? She is absolutely funny with her comments
Aww 🥰🫠🥰🫠 thank you 🙈 most people just say bratty not funny 😂😝
I will not post unsolicited dick pics in her box
I will not post unsolicited dick pics in my socks.

I will not post unsolicited peens here or there.
I won't post that Weiner anywhere
One dick, two dick, it's no picnic
Big dick, little dick, old dick, soft dick
Hide them behind a link
or go consult your shrink
Say! What a lot of dicks there are
Thanks for not pushing yours too far 🤪
 
Aww 🥰🫠🥰🫠 thank you 🙈 most people just say bratty not funny 😂😝

One dick, two dick, it's no picnic
Big dick, little dick, old dick, soft dick
Hide them behind a link
or go consult your shrink
Say! What a lot of dicks there are
Thanks for not pushing yours too far 🤪

My shrink told me I should be more open and sharing.
So dick pics all around!
 
Night shifts suck and not in a fun way (I might have woken up a little bit horny too)
 
How does every conversation end up with discussion about dick pics?
Long story, but I will try.

You see, back in the days of Yore; in the dark ages, where stood marble towers hidden in forests of ash and oak. Before Lit and before social media, there existed this entity called AOL Messe.... fuck it.

Its because a bunch of Dude's send their dicks out into the world without request.
It was well received for a couple or 3 decades I'm told.
But now it's decidely...not.

And it's become so attached to the male online persona, that it's almost expected by the fairer of our species, to see a dick before a name is learned.

Simple Cause and Effect.

I blame India.
 
I didn't drink coffee for nearly 25 years. Then nearly a year ago I met Master for the first time for a coffee date and opted for a mocha. Not long after he severely limited my consumption of energy drinks so I gave them up and switched to coffee.
The changes people can inspire are quite interesting
 
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