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Just at the airport with my wife, I said “I wish I’d brought the coffee table with us.”
“Why is that?” she asked…
“The passports are on it…”

My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table…
I had to get a running start but I made it!

My wife just accused me of looking like someone who doesn’t know how to shave properly…
Bloody cheek!

“I bought my wife an electric guitar yesterday”
“A Fender ?”
“No, she loved it…”

My wife told me she wanted a spa day for her birthday…
I’ll tell her it’s pronounced ‘spade’ when I give it to her later…

I met my wife at an Arthritis support meeting.
You know when two people just click.

My wife said if I didn’t do page 7 of the Kama sutra she would leave me.
It put me in a very difficult position

My wife is a hoarder and refuses to throw out her old magazine collection.
She has a lot of issues.

My new wife told me I’m terrible in bed.
I told her it’s unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute.
 
Lilianna23 said:
Meanwhile, over on the Left Coast, we're having an actual heat wave! It's been in the 50s! Seems we're in monsoon season here now. 🤯🤯
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It is 58 here now. That will be the high for the day we are supposed to start cooling down for the rest of the month. The last couple of weeks have been perfect weather almost. The problem we have now is Red Tide which can make the beaches a terrible place to be.
 
Lilianna23 said:
What did you do to piss off the Universe, H?!? 🤣😘🤣
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Oh…it gets better! Buckle in. Get started on a normal day yesterday and try to find a plumber for my mom’s place. They’ve been getting a…smell. ☹️. We find someone who’ll do an emergency run (he actually go there early) and as we were due for an Ice storm I didn’t mind paying the call out fee.

He goes into he crawl space and comes out with some lovely news! The 55 yr old cast iron pipe had rusted and split under the kitchen sink…buuuuuut, he can’t do any work until the crawl space is cleared. Seems the original contractor and other’s mom and dad hired used that area to just leave whatever plaster and concrete rubble they discarded. No problem right?

Well the two bathrooms are hooked to that same cast Iron pipes with a check valve, so no sewage was getting through, but the gasses were! 🫢🥴🤢. So not only were they smelling the bog gas, there was a mold issue…

So I packed the whole tribe up and moved them in. Son is taking our granddaughter to Chapel Hill for her C-diff…a round of anti-b’s didn’t clear it so we’re worried about that…she seems fine but something’s not right.

So here I sit…waiting on contractors and doctors…not sure who I pissed off in the cosmos Lili but when it rains it pours!

At least the worst of the Ice storm missed us…come on Spring!

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