Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

After the influx and popularity of cherries I thought you'd follow up the last holiday theme with something about President's Day.

I would be forced to share a pic dressed as sexy Uncle Sam, complete with beard

Well now I think this is a fantastic idea... I was thinking more cover myself in Presidents Day ads from the paper... I like your idea better @MindYaBitness !
 
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I would be forced to share a pic dressed as sexy Uncle Sam, complete with beard
Because that costume just happens to be in your Halloween storage containers already? The beard is much preferred to his mirkin.

Define "complete back". Thongs & g-strings are complete, you just can't see them! And, yes I'm a halfway decent seamstress. Besides, my booty doesn't play well with traditional chonies, it's a little too bubblicios. So, I have to go with boy-shorts style, if I want full coverage, just so they don't ride up!
Very true. I meant full coverage. PLEASE don't misunderstand I was not criticizing the keyholes and ouverts in any way shape or form just sharing an observation.

Now that you've made it clear bootie > bikinis/chonies/pants your choices are consistent and sensible. Though my brain did sigh when it extended that train of thought into 'so one piece suits on the beach, huh?'.

Braggart! (Okay, maybe I'm just a little jealous)

Oh no! Please don't feel jealous.

We much prefer when you feel audacious, bodacious, curvaceous and callipygian.

Yeah the last word didn't start with d and end in us but it's a word I so rarely get to use.

Cheers
 
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