Chloe_Harper
Little Pouting Brat
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- Sep 11, 2022
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They can make dildos better than I can type.
That's for goddamn sure.
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They can make dildos better than I can type.
That's for goddamn sure.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/hVdtUMB_A88AAAAC/rude-how-rude.gifOkay Mister Know It All
Be careful, Chloe.
Well, he's not wrong.Okay Mister Know It All
Paul Allen died in 2018, and is greatly missed, so thanks for bringing that up...Be careful, Chloe.
Well I dig your smug, sarcastic lips anyway!.
So there!
Ok Mister Agrees With Mister Know It AllWell, he's not wrong.
Yes, Mr. Know It All gets a few things right.Ok Mister Agrees With Mister Know It All
Yes, Mr. Know It All gets a few things right.
Broken clocks and all of that...
You tell us, you're the one that's been coloredOh, color me surprised...
What color is "surprised" anyway?
No, I asked you to color me surprised. So you had best know the color.You tell us, you're the one that's been colored![]()
No, I asked you to color me surprised. So you had best know the color.
Oh, I like surprises...
Goodnight and sweetest dreamsDream of odd, surprised men, on the other side of the country.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/XGK225NsoMsAAAAC/daddyaf-dadddy.gif(For they may well dream of you...)
I was reading some of @Chloe_Harper and @Sammysub07 writings and thinking about the commonality with my own desires. And suddenly, the lyrics to this song (which I love) came to mind....
These men that I've been seeing, baby
Got their soul up on the shelf
You know they could never love me
When they can't even love themselves
But I need someone to love me
Someone to really understand
Who won't put himself above me
Who just loves me like a man
I've never seen such losers, darlin'
Even though I tried to find a man who could take me home
Stead of takin' me for a ride
And I need someone to love me
I know you can
Believe me when I tell you
You can love me like a man
They all want me to rock them
Like my back ain't got no bone
I want a man to rock me like my backbone was his own
Darlin', I know you can
Believe me when I tell you
You can love me like a man
I come home sad and lonely
Feel like I wanna cry
I want a man to hold me, not some fool to ask me why
And I need someone to love me
Darlin', I know you can
Don't you put yourself above me
You just love me like a man
Bonnie Raitt - Love Me Like a Man