HELP - Looking for sexual slang terms with American locations.

[grey228]

We all know some of these terms:

• Alabama Hotpocket.
• Cincinnati Car Wash.
• Cleveland Steamer.

Looking for more sexual slang with American locations, preferably from A to Z.

I want to 'shop a map of the United States with recognizable sexual acts or slang terms that include a location within the United States (city, county, state, or landmark).

I'm aiming to pin a spot in each of the 50 states. LOL

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Texas Rose. I heard this one from an actual call girl. Guy wanted a Texas Rose. He asked her to put on a yellow rubber dish glove and fist his ass. When her little hand disappeared inside him, the yellow cuff of the glove fanned out like a flower. True story. Not kidding.

She was a trained piano player too - one of those types that can't play a note without sheet music but put the charts in front of her and away she goes - very talented. I've seen her play. So her hands can do many thing. : P

 

[Britva415]

I'm aiming to pin a spot in each of the 50 states

What if they don't exist?

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Not sure if Kentucky has one.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Well, I can make up a few for Oklahoma.

Cookietown cookie hummer
Bushyhead bush munch
Frogville leapfog fuck
Slapout butt-fucking
Vici (Vi*sigh) horizontal refreshment
Wapanucka cuckolding

(Yes, these are towns in Oklahoma)

 

[MillieDynamite]

Ops forgot about Hooker.

Hooker High Home Hooking Queen

 

[karina_jayde]

https://thechive.com/humor/heres-th.../?utm_postid=1891061&utm_editor=1891061_staff

 

[ICantLeafYou]

Urban Dictionary might be a place to start, you can input states' names and see if any sex acts come up.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Wichita State University's mascot is the Wheat Shocker, usually shortened to simply "Shocker."

So naturally the students have started using sign language of the shocker at basketball games.

You know, the "shocker" - two fingers up, next one down, next one up. In sexual lingo, the shocker means "two in the pink, one in the stink."

It's not something the leaders at Wichita State are proud of...

 

[PapaRomantic]

Well, I can make up a few for Oklahoma.

Cookietown cookie hummer
Bushyhead bush munch
Frogville leapfog fuck
Slapout butt-fucking
Vici (Vi*sigh) horizontal refreshment
Wapanucka cuckolding

(Yes, these are towns in Oklahoma)

Ops forgot about Hooker.

Hooker High Home Hooking Queen

I've had a nice meal in Hooker, and stopped at the convenience store in Slapout. Must not have gone to the right places though, because nothing sexual was ever offered. Maybe it's just me....

 

[gunhilltrain]

Urban Dictionary might be a place to start, you can input states' names and see if any sex acts come up.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati car wash

That one is not there. The problem with Urban Dictionary is that a good chunk of it is just made up by the users, or otherwise may be very obscure phrases. There is plenty on there I've never heard used anywhere.

A lot of people will put there own towns, neighborhoods, or schools on there, but it's just their (usually negative) opinion of such places. This is the street that gives my avatar its name.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gun Hill Road

 

[ICantLeafYou]

That one is not there. The problem with Urban Dictionary is that a good chunk of it is just made up by the users, or otherwise may be very obscure phrases. There is plenty on there I've never heard used anywhere.

A lot of people will put there own towns, neighborhoods, or schools on there, but it's just their (usually negative) opinion of such places. This is the street that gives my avatar its name.

That's why I said it's a place to start. Find what's on Urban Dictionary, then look up those terms in general and see if there's other mentions of them elsewhere to confirm they're an actual thing.

 

[gunhilltrain]

That's why I said it's a place to start. Find what's on Urban Dictionary, then look up those terms in general and see if there's other mentions of them elsewhere to confirm they're an actual thing.

I'd say that you'd never find most of those terms used elsewhere, because they are either non-existent or extremely rare.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I've not heard any of the phrases in this thread, but I imagine they're mostly the same references as in the UK, to where the women are deemed cheap and easy.

So I suggest looking up classic jokes and finding what location is mentioned.

"How does a [location] girl turn off the light after sex?"
"She shuts the car door." Etc.

Or wherever is reputed to have overlapping family trees. Normal for Norfolk is bound to have American equivalents. Add places for a reputation for violence and you'd probably get most place-specific terms. Surely a Glasgow kiss (a head-butt) must have a counterpart in the US?

 

[pink_silk_glove]

"How does a [location] girl turn off the light after sex?"
"She shuts the car door." Etc.

In the city where I grew up, the borough inserted as 'location' was Surrey, often known as Slurrey as a nod to the drunkenness (amongst much other scuzziness) associated there. There was all kinds of disgusting stuff said about Surrey girls. An out of towner would think that the place was one big rancid trailer park, population 300k. : P

What does a Surrey girl say after sex?
"Get off me Dad, yer crushin' my smokes."

No I was not from Surrey.

 

[grey228]

What if they don't exist?

Then I'll wait and research more.

It's like my grandma said, "That boy needs a hobby."

 

[grey228]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati car wash

That one is not there. The problem with Urban Dictionary is that a good chunk of it is just made up by the users, or otherwise may be very obscure phrases. There is plenty on there I've never heard used anywhere.

A lot of people will put there own towns, neighborhoods, or schools on there, but it's just their (usually negative) opinion of such places. This is the street that gives my avatar its name.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gun Hill Road

Cincinnati Car Wash / Car Bomb I heard on a radio station with a show that's no longer around.

The car wash is jizzing on some portion of a hated rival's car, while the car bomb is taking a shit on it.

The reaction by the only female co-host, as expected, was hilarious.

 

[grey228]

The UK. Glasgow kiss

(A) my condolences on the state of your nation

(B) I think we call that a headbutt, but I didn't run the streets in the ghetto, so I wouldn't know. When it came to fighting, the way I learned was to use words first, because any escalation led to felony murder fast.

In the UK. Surrey.

(A) my condolences on the state of your nation

(B) I think there's a lot of local slang as well. In the United States, the accents (Boston, Jersey, etc) can be slightly jarring, and even go into distinct dialects (Creole), each giving rise to their own vocabulary for their respective regions.

Neat quip about the car dome light about sluts though.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

(A) my condolences on the state of your nation

It's not in the UK.

Also, the dome light joke was not mine (although I've heard it many times).

 

[Whanmore]

You could have an "Indiana Fever. Like Jungle Fever but its for farmgirls or farmboys lol
You could do a "Brotherly Shove" (aka the "Philadelphia Tush Push")
What about a "New York Skyline" - a row of dicks all different lengths for you to sit on
Maybe an erotic horror story (Carolina Raper)
Of course there's the Texas Hole 'em
Don't forget Sleepfucking in Seattle
There's the Carmen San Diego - You find her you fuck her


Just a few from me

 

[TarnishedPenny]

In no particular order:

Balls Fork, Kentucky
Balls Knob, West Virginia
Balls Run, Pennsylvania (There's a pill for that, hopefully)
Boob Creek, Alaska
Breast Mountain, Alaska (conveniently, two of those)
Cock Hill, New Hampshire
Cock Spurs Ridge, Arkansas (presumably for the serious S&M crowd)
Old Cock Island, Massachusetts (Included for the Mature category readers)
White Breast Township, Iowa
South Tit, Idaho
Upper Chicken Cock Bar, Alabama (On second thought, maybe not)
Bear Suck Knob, Oklahoma (Seriously?)

 

[MillieDynamite]

It's what Okies call a mountain but only a foothill in places like the Colorado Rockies (though tall enough to be called a mountain). It is in the Latimer Country, the Ouachita National Forest, and the Winding Stair Mountains. This Sucking place isn't far from Wilburton (which is on a flat top ridge called Wilburton Mountain) and Robbers Cave is to the north of it. Robbers Cave is where the horseback gunfight takes place in the book True Grit.

In no particular order:

Bear Suck Knob, Oklahoma (Seriously?)

 

[Qky75]

Not sure if Kentucky has one.

Big bone lick

Beaver lick

 

[Bramblethorn]

Not sure if Kentucky has one.

Nobody's found a sexual application for KY?

 

[Photog1rl]

I have not heard of any of these and I am both fascinated and scared by this thread.

I may regret this but I would kind of love definitions though.…