🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

So there i am, sitting up in bed. My stomach is mad as hell, I know I need to eat… the tv is on, my wild child kitty is meowing around because she is in heat and wants to go outside really bad. Then she jumps up on the bed, gets right next to me, where she often lays. But this time she backs up to me…. And pees on me!!!

That little bitch peed on my leg!!! I chased her spraying her with the water bottle… but she clearly wasn’t concerned … my laughing and yelling likely did not convince her not to do that again.

For some reason, I took a shower after pulling up the sheets she peed on.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Bring it Chloe!!! Sounds like fun!!!

Sometimes, dance uppies are more like dance fancies

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What app are you opening your pics in?

Google Photos

 

[BrendaBear]

I have Android and I do not have a resize option. Really wish I did!

You have an Android? Is it a cool one like I Robot or C3PO? Of a scary one like Terminator?

Oh oh oh! Do you a bunch of sexy androids like in that Star Trek episode?? That would be cool!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Sometimes, you gotta dance chase before the lift

I have Android and I do not have a resize option. Really wish I did!

I use tinypng to shrink my photos because I didn't know how to do it on my android. Works like a charm

 

[NewStartQueen]

Google Photos

Ah ok. Samsungs have a Gallery app that lets you do that. Apparently you can resize using the crop function in Google Photos

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ah ok. Samsungs have a Gallery app that lets you do that. Apparently you can resize using the crop function in Google Photos

I'm learning so much!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’m back!
Wasn’t that bad, it’s raining slush
Got my coffee though woot!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m back!
Wasn’t that bad, it’s raining slush
Got my coffee though woot!

I have a dance clip for the feeling of making it back with your coffee...

There's no lift, but it's playful, fun, energized and makes you look at it for a moment and think "wait what?"

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have a dance clip for the feeling of making it back with your coffee...

There's no lift, but it's playful, fun, energized and makes you look at it for a moment and think "wait what?"

Thank you for sharing that.
It’s so cool!
I’d break a hip trying to do it though. I’m a little bit ( by little bit I mean more like a lot) of a klutz!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ah ok. Samsungs have a Gallery app that lets you do that. Apparently you can resize using the crop function in Google Photos

Cropping only works if you have the dead space to trim though. I'll keep using tinypng as well.

Didn't think I'd discuss cropping in here and mean photos instead of percussion play.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Alright I’m gonna head out.
I’m not feeling very bratty today.
Have a great day everyone!
Remember to keep your fires stoked. Inward and outward!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thank you for sharing that.
It’s so cool!
I’d break a hip trying to do it though. I’m a little bit ( by little bit I mean more like a lot) of a klutz!

I'm a clutz too, everywhere, even the dance floor. I just seem to be a little less clutzy when I danced. I'm glad you liked it though

Alright I’m gonna head out.
I’m not feeling very bratty today.
Have a great day everyone!
Remember to keep your fires stoked. Inward and outward!

You got this day girl! Bratty or not, you are magic!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

percussion play

Is this like the instruments or is this a sex thing? Because if it's a sex thing, then you can teach me something after all

 

[NewStartQueen]

Cropping only works if you have the dead space to trim though. I'll keep using tinypng as well.

Didn't think I'd discuss cropping in here and mean photos instead of percussion play.

Mmm well second search came across this answer...

You should try another app Snap-seed by Google
Once installed, the editor in Google Photos shows that option in the edit menu through "More".
In the settings of Snap-seed, you can do image resizing within a range from 4000 PX to 800 PX. Additionally, you can choose JPEG compression ranging from 95% to 85%
A combination of both options would resize the file to the desired number.

And yeah the other type of cropping sounds like more fun

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sometimes, you gotta dance chase before the lift

I use tinypng to shrink my photos because I didn't know how to do it on my android. Works like a charm

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xwpOBlKYiq2pyg/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952vixyevwv1ap3ffppm39rwk99c08e9l36wch9t8i1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

And sometimes a little dance king fu after the chase.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

You’re being creepy like @Hornymwtxn

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Morning Brats

I can't even catch up with this guy...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is this like the instruments or is this a sex thing? Because if it's a sex thing, then you can teach me something after all

Told you so...
For your reading pleasure

Mmm well second search came across this answer...

You should try another app Snap-seed by Google
Once installed, the editor in Google Photos shows that option in the edit menu through "More".
In the settings of Snap-seed, you can do image resizing within a range from 4000 PX to 800 PX. Additionally, you can choose JPEG compression ranging from 95% to 85%
A combination of both options would resize the file to the desired number.

And yeah the other type of cropping sounds like more fun

Thank you! I'll look into this!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xwpOBlKYiq2pyg/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952vixyevwv1ap3ffppm39rwk99c08e9l36wch9t8i1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

And sometimes a little dance king fu after the chase.

Yes, but in the end, I will always end up on top and victorious

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm a clutz too, everywhere, even the dance floor. I just seem to be a little less clutzy when I danced. I'm glad you liked it though

You got this day girl! Bratty or not, you are magic!

If I tried this...something would fall out of my costume

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Told you so...

Calm down BFK

For your reading pleasure

oooooooh! I didn't know that's what that was called, or that it was different from impact play!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

If I tried this...something would fall out of my costume

Here, we'll just remove the costume then you don't have to worry

 

[BrendaBear]

Ah ok. Samsungs have a Gallery app that lets you do that. Apparently you can resize using the crop function in Google Photos

There is a way to do it on iPhones also. I created a shortcut thingy so I can do it to any photo with just one button. But I don’t remember how I set it up. I think I found the instructions on line somewhere.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

There is a way to do it on iPhones also. I created a shortcut thingy so I can do it to any photo with just one button.

Your genius is showing