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[Chloe_Harper]

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[NewStartQueen]

Hey!! Her alerts are a wonderful part of any morning!

Thank you... It still makes me cringe when I realised how much of those high numbers are me... But @TXRafe will miss me when my busy season starts in a few weeks.

I am working toward desired and cherished, but I am patient.

And you'll definitely get there. In a shorter time than you think.

asked for "1-800-Tequila." I did not laugh. Aloud. (I remember being intimidated and trying not to look it).

Oh that is adorable

One of the best parts of waking up. "I did good! I amused her!"

Yep, you make me chuckle alot. Except when you purposely aim for the persnickety button

 

[NewStartQueen]

@Chloe_Harper you keep posting Aubrey Plaza. Did you love White Lotus season 2? It was somehow torturous to watch her husband have zero interest in fucking her.

Dude playing with spoiler fires I see! Lucky it wasn't a big one on or we'd have to get @Fiestykitten involved

Now I am somewhat intrigued...

I am currently writing a crime story, so for me, it is a corpse found in a natural body of water.

It's not that. And it's gross trust me... You are better off not knowing.

Alright, I already did my sentimental Valentine's wish... so here is my more fun one joining @Sammysub07 in sharing with yall today
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So, here's to hoping everyone has a good, fun, naughty, beautiful, salacious, tantalizing, teasing, tempting Valentine's Day View attachment 2493889
Whether you're spending it with someone special, many special people, or us here in the Brat House, I hope it ends up better than you expected View attachment 2493893

Good morning you absolutely sexy woman. Love all the pics. Thank you for making my Sat wake up so stimulating

 

[Sammysub07]

I fell asleep to these gorgeous pics of you. Thanks for being such a gorgeous woman.

Haha that’s awesome! I fall asleep on my phone alll the time! Someone here can attest to that Hope you had great dreams!


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[Sammysub07]

Happy Valentine’s Day to you too. Wonderful photos. Cheers

Awee!!! Ty! HVD!

 

[TXRafe]

Haha that’s awesome! I fall asleep on my phone alll the time! Someone here can attest to that Hope you had too dreams!


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thats called passing out from 3 bottles of wine...


*runs out of the room giggling, teehee*



obnoxious isn't it?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You know I was only teasing.

I don't think my stupid jokes make anyone look dumb but me... well, I hope not anyway.

Oh, I know! My response was hasty and poorly worded. I meant I have that range of options to respond to you with.

Rafe always able to get your eyes to roll like that or...?

 

[Sammysub07]

Nice box of chocolates. For Valentine's Day

Totally hole new meaning to glory hole! I wonder how you can make a funnier play on names there?!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

thats called passing out from 3 bottles of wine...


*runs out of the room giggling, teehee*



obnoxious isn't it?

What has happened?! I can't agree more with you!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Totally hole new meaning to glory hole! I wonder how you can make a funnier play on names there?!

That's clearly white chocolate

 

[Sammysub07]

Agreed!!!

 

[peekingone]

Agreed!!!

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Cheers, I had my fill of drinks last night. Tonight it is la Croix lol

 

[TXRafe]

Agreed!!!

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i love lindor truffles, but i prefer the 70% dark ones in the brown bag and wrappers

 

[Noone45]

What's happening here
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[Sammysub07]

thats called passing out from 3 bottles of wine...


*runs out of the room giggling, teehee*



obnoxious isn't it?

Bottles? lol I’d be a lot more than passed out on my phone!

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What has happened?! I can't agree more with you!

I’ll tell you what happened

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[Sammysub07]

i love lindor truffles, but i prefer the 70% dark ones in the brown bag and wrappers

Milk chocolate for me. I wish I could do the dark chocolate. That’s a one way highway to mingraineville if I eat dark chocolate!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Totally hole new meaning to glory hole! I wonder how you can make a funnier play on names there?!

Warning click at own risk for a gloryhole cumshot

 

[Sammysub07]

Cheers, I had my fill of drinks last night. Tonight it is la Croix lol

I do not understand how people like La Croix so much. It makes my stomach feel bloated. Beer does the same thing. I can’t do it.

 

[peekingone]

Milk chocolate for me. I wish I could do the dark chocolate. That’s a one way highway to mingraineville if I eat dark chocolate!

oooh stay away from that then Migraines are no joke.....tossing some milk chocolate your way

 

[peekingone]

I do not understand how people like La Croix so much. It makes my stomach feel bloated. Beer does the same thing.z can’t do it.

I enjoy the bubbles more than just plain water you sip it, so you don't get that feeling

 

[TXRafe]

Milk chocolate for me. I wish I could do the dark chocolate. That’s a one way highway to mingraineville if I eat dark chocolate!

gotcha, that stinks...i honestly dont even really like chocolate, but i will eat it. a lot of the time i get white chocolate, but somehow i put it in my head that dark chocolate is "healthier", like wine is "healthy"...but while i could use all the bad things today because i want to punch amazon in the throat, i will refrain and remain on course with the "diet".

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Bottles? lol I’d be a lot more than passed out on my phone!

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I’ll tell you what happened

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Are you... Contradicting me?!

 

[TXRafe]

Warning click at own risk for a gloryhole cumshot

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Agreed!!!

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There's something missing there.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Dude playing with spoiler fires I see! Lucky it wasn't a big one on or we'd have to get @Fiestykitten involved

Yeah my bad. I realized it after she said she hadn’t watched it. It was more of a rhetorical question just to start talking about it. She post so many Aubrey plaza memes I figured she definitely watched it.