🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

A floater can mean something very, very different here... Thanks for the clarification...
Now I am somewhat intrigued...

I am currently writing a crime story, so for me, it is a corpse found in a natural body of water. So "a piña colada and a floater" would make a nice title for a crime found while on vacation story...
 
@Chloe_Harper you keep posting Aubrey Plaza. Did you love White Lotus season 2? It was somehow torturous to watch her husband have zero interest in fucking her.
Oh, I love Aubrey Plaza. @HollyS and I have talked about our love for her 🤭

But...

I haven't seen White Lotus yet 😱 or Agatha All Along yet 😱😱 but I will!! They are on my list.

I 1000% have a crush on Aubrey though. I love her personality 🥰 I find her highly attractive 😍 and I have this feeling she is fun in bed 😈
 
Good Morning ☀️ and Happy Valentine’s Day Brat House! ❤️💋❤️

I’m so glad we all have this space to come hangout, chat, play, and be our silliest selves! I’ll have to agree with @Chloe_Harper that she, myself and @BrendaBear never could have imagined, that with all of your help, this place would be as amazing as it is!

It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day if I did t show off some colors for the day! Maybe another hidden color or two 🤪💋

I promise to be on my best flirty and sassy behavior today. Whatever that means 🙃🤪😇🙃 I make no promises though and any complaints can be taken up with the keeper @MischiefMakerAlways in the complaints department 🤪

Here’s some Boobs and Bums! Let’s see yours ladies and gents! Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day!
I thought green was absolutely your color, but you have shown me the limitations of my perceptions. Red is lovely upon you, oh Laughing Princess! I utterly adore the lace on the panties (and following that particular path to where is vanishes into heaven...) And hidden paths lead beyond heaven itself.

Thank you for such lovely lessons!
 
Alright, I already did my sentimental Valentine's wish... so here is my more fun one 🤪😏🙃 joining @Sammysub07 in sharing with yall today
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So, here's to hoping everyone has a good, fun, naughty, beautiful, salacious, tantalizing, teasing, tempting Valentine's Day 🥰😈❤️ View attachment 2493889
Whether you're spending it with someone special, many special people, or us here in the Brat House, I hope it ends up better than you expected 🤪😉🤗View attachment 2493893
 
I love that so much 🤗 thank you for sharing it. Also, side note, I know Starbucks isn't great, but it's still what I get on "Treat Yo-self" days. But, making my own lavender syrup? Gosh, imagine the possibilities the would open with alcohol too 🤤🤤🤤
I am a PNWesterner, so if Starbucks is ubiquitous where you are, it is probably doubly so here. (Luckily there are a lot of local coffee places too). And it isn't me just being contrary (me? Banish the thought!). Starbucks coffee tastes burnt to me. Not too strong -- I love strong coffee. But I don't like the taste.

I like making Italian sodas with fresh syrup --I started making simple syrup for cocktails, and the variations just opened up. (Brown simple syrup (either 1:1 or a rich 2:1 ratio of Turbinado to water) is a game changer for a whisky sour). I like Myers lemon a lot for that, but I try a lot of different things, and it is a bit hit-or-miss.

I made a lime-jalapeño that went well in soda as well as in cocktails (very, very different as a soda, but good), and I make a black tea-infused one for a variation on an Arnold Palmer that I like quite a bit. Fresh lemon juice, genever, and the tea-infused syrup, shaken over ice and strained. I called it an Amanda Fucking Palmer, but, so goddamned unfortunately, I need to rename it...
 
Alright, I already did my sentimental Valentine's wish... so here is my more fun one 🤪😏🙃 joining @Sammysub07 in sharing with yall today
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So, here's to hoping everyone has a good, fun, naughty, beautiful, salacious, tantalizing, teasing, tempting Valentine's Day 🥰😈❤️ View attachment 2493889
Whether you're spending it with someone special, many special people, or us here in the Brat House, I hope it ends up better than you expected 🤪😉🤗View attachment 2493893
Ohhh bestie!!! That tongue and red lippie! 🔥🔥 Those lips make me 💋💋

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I am a PNWesterner, so if Starbucks is ubiquitous where you are, it is probably doubly so here. (Luckily there are a lot of local coffee places too). And it isn't me just being contrary (me? Banish the thought!). Starbucks coffee tastes burnt to me. Not too strong -- I love strong coffee. But I don't like the taste.
Starbucks was actually, ironically, the more affordable coffee shop where I was for college. I don't particularly like their coffee coffee, but I do enjoy their fun drinks on occasion. But, a local coffee shop is generally my preference.
I like making Italian sodas with fresh syrup --I started making simple syrup for cocktails, and the variations just opened up. (Brown simple syrup (either 1:1 or a rich 2:1 ratio of Turbinado to water) is a game changer for a whisky sour). I like Myers lemon a lot for that, but I try a lot of different things, and it is a bit hit-or-miss.
Oooooh 🤤🤤🤤 yummmm. Okay, I really need to get into fresh syrup making.
I made a lime-jalapeño that went well in soda as well as in cocktails (very, very different as a soda, but good), and I make a black tea-infused one for a variation on an Arnold Palmer that I like quite a bit. Fresh lemon juice, genever, and the tea-infused syrup, shaken over ice and strained. I called it an Amanda Fucking Palmer, but, so goddamned unfortunately, I need to rename it...
Okay, you rename this drink, and then we will all try it in celebration of the new naming! Because I really want to try this.
 
Good Morning ☀️ and Happy Valentine’s Day Brat House! ❤️💋❤️

I’m so glad we all have this space to come hangout, chat, play, and be our silliest selves! I’ll have to agree with @Chloe_Harper that she, myself and @BrendaBear never could have imagined, that with all of your help, this place would be as amazing as it is!

It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day if I did t show off some colors for the day! Maybe another hidden color or two 🤪💋

I promise to be on my best flirty and sassy behavior today. Whatever that means 🙃🤪😇🙃 I make no promises though and any complaints can be taken up with the keeper @MischiefMakerAlways in the complaints department 🤪

Here’s some Boobs and Bums! Let’s see yours ladies and gents! Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day!
I doubt a single person will complain if you're flirty and sassy - except maybe me... remember, you are MINE.
Mm, as always bestie, you are just 🔥🔥🔥

Love the colors in that first one really popping 😍😍😍 and you know I love that bottom one 😏 and that third one is just fire

*quickly starts putting interferences to the "complaints" department*
What about the 4th one?
 
Alright, I already did my sentimental Valentine's wish... so here is my more fun one 🤪😏🙃 joining @Sammysub07 in sharing with yall today
View attachment 2493894
So, here's to hoping everyone has a good, fun, naughty, beautiful, salacious, tantalizing, teasing, tempting Valentine's Day 🥰😈❤️ View attachment 2493889
Whether you're spending it with someone special, many special people, or us here in the Brat House, I hope it ends up better than you expected 🤪😉🤗View attachment 2493893
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Alright, I already did my sentimental Valentine's wish... so here is my more fun one 🤪😏🙃 joining @Sammysub07 in sharing with yall today
View attachment 2493894
So, here's to hoping everyone has a good, fun, naughty, beautiful, salacious, tantalizing, teasing, tempting Valentine's Day 🥰😈❤️ View attachment 2493889
Whether you're spending it with someone special, many special people, or us here in the Brat House, I hope it ends up better than you expected 🤪😉🤗View attachment 2493893
What an ass!
And tits!
And mouth!
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So.... I just kinda glanced through everything and I feel like missed out on alot and now I'm sad....
Anyone wanna make me happy??
Girl, you are here when you can be. You are a part of this Brat House, brat or brat appreciator 🤭 we are always happy when you pop in, no matter when it is. You can never miss out because the party never stops 🥳
 
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