What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AWonkyDonkey]

Why are Audi drivers such utter twonks?!

 

[Vinylguy]

Know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

 

[Vinylguy]

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 

[awired50]

It's the weekend

 

[mnbreastluver]

Today is the day before you can buy cheap heart shaped candy

 

[cactusjack0584]

What if people had corkscrew dicks like ducks? Would there still be as many size queens on lit?

I have a weird brain sometimes.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

It’s about time to blow this taco stand

 

[LostHorizon]

Thumbs are super fucking important.

 

[LostHorizon]

What if people had corkscrew dicks like ducks? Would there still be as many size queens on lit?

I have a weird brain sometimes.

Yes.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Think of that one all by yourself?

 

[barefootgirl69]

*waves wand about*

Your name shall hence forth be "Electron".

 

[orangecurious]

As far as I know ducks don't have dicks at all, let alone corkscrews. Birds have cloacal (spelling?) openings.

I think pigs have corkscrew penises, but don't quote me on that.

wrong

and i quoted you

 

[barefootgirl69]

A lot of talk about duck weiners going on in here.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

There is never a shortage of ducking duckheads on Lit.

 

[jason28053]

https://imgur.com/a/l7P86lf

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I wish I could apologise.

 

[barefootgirl69]

https://imgur.com/a/l7P86lf

We finally know what @Wand3rlust's crush looks like! She calls him wanker all the time.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thumbs are super fucking important.

It’s why cats don’t rule the world…

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

How are you so damn irresponsible? Nevermind….got it…

 

[fsa52]

Thinking about mistakes made

 

[StillRain]

We finally know what @Wand3rlust's crush looks like! She calls him wanker all the time.

Dont talk about @Bry1313 like that. Only @Wand3rlust is allowed to use his pet name.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Sometimes I wonder why I try.

 

[Shady_nz]

I'm annoyed. Was hanging out for years for an L&P ( iconic NZ soft drink) ice-cream in the town where it's made ( Paeroa) only to find that Cocoa Cola who now own L&P won't let them make it...
Settled for a L&P bubble tea instead-still delicious ...

 

[ccs29745]

She's cute when she's angry

 

[StillRain]

She's cute when she's angry

No. She’s just angry when she’s angry and that’s perfectly fine.