🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

So much to respond to, but so little coffee....

Excuse me, doesn't anyone understand I'm a spoiled brat
Why was this request/demand just not met? Ugh
I apologize greatly for living several time zones away, Princes.

I have stirred it a second time, and the crema is lovely, so it won't be too much longer. Like the best things, it takes a bit for coffee to brew. This is a local French roast I am fond of.

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I even found matching cups, just for you. I have fresh lavender syrup, sugar, honey, and milk, though I prefer mine unadulterated (neat whiskey, black coffee, and Oxford commas). I do not have this almond creamer that you requested, but I would brave the storm outside if that is your whim. You know I like to be of service...
 
This reminds me a work fire story that Fiesty might like. In my 20’s we were using a large quantity of flammable adhesive on a large flat roof. After it’s applied you have to wait a couple minutes for it to dry. Still don’t know exactly what happened but I suspect an exhaust fan kicking on caused a spark and the fumes ignited and there was a 50’x 10’ wall of fire 6’-8’ high. I was at the ladder in seconds. But after the initial wall of fire the flames went down we were able to smother it with the membrane. Terrifying though
Work fire stories are the best!

But that one is a bit more intense that I would have like to witness.
 
I apologize greatly for living several time zones away, Princes.

I have stirred it a second time, and the crema is lovely, so it won't be too much longer. Like the best things, it takes a bit for coffee to brew. This is a local French roast I am fond of.

https://i.ibb.co/qLrM4wh1/IMG-20250214-070024354.jpg
I even found matching cups, just for you. I have fresh lavender syrup, sugar, honey, and milk, though I prefer mine unadulterated (neat whiskey, black coffee, and Oxford commas). I do not have this almond creamer that you requested, but I would brave the storm outside if that is your whim. You know I like to be of service...
I love that you even found matching mugs!!! 🥹🥹🥹 that's so beautiful.

I do enjoy unadulterated coffee as well 🙃 What I add isn't to diminish the coffee, but rather uplift it. If you don't have almondmilk 🤭 I won't make you go get. Usually I do honey if I have no more of my creamer. But that lavender syrup sounds 🤤🤤🤤
 
Good Morning ☀️ and Happy Valentine’s Day Brat House! ❤️💋❤️

I’m so glad we all have this space to come hangout, chat, play, and be our silliest selves! I’ll have to agree with @Chloe_Harper that she, myself and @BrendaBear never could have imagined, that with all of your help, this place would be as amazing as it is!

It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day if I did t show off some colors for the day! Maybe another hidden color or two 🤪💋

I promise to be on my best flirty and sassy behavior today. Whatever that means 🙃🤪😇🙃 I make no promises though and any complaints can be taken up with the keeper @MischiefMakerAlways in the complaints department 🤪

Here’s some Boobs and Bums! Let’s see yours ladies and gents! Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day!

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I love that you even found matching mugs!!! 🥹🥹🥹 that's so beautiful.

I do enjoy unadulterated coffee as well 🙃 What I add isn't to diminish the coffee, but rather uplift it. If you don't have almondmilk 🤭 I won't make you go get. Usually I do honey if I have no more of my creamer. But that lavender syrup sounds 🤤🤤🤤
Last summer, Starbucks came out with a Lavender Latte. Someone on Lit was so happy to try it out, but it was not to their liking. (Starbucks sucks. Just sayin'). They used a powdered mix, and it didn't dissolve fully, so it came out gritty and not tasty as they had hoped. They were very disappointed. I do not usually like flavored coffee, but I felt bad, and thought they couldn't actually have any, I made some lavender syrup (1:1 ratio of sugar to water, then steep culinary-grade lavender in it for 15 minutes before straining) and made some espresso for my own lavender latte. Using real lavender pulls out some floral notes that are just lovely.

Salty's Variations on a Theme thread had an appropriate theme, so I took a picture.
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Now that flavor reminds me of them, and makes me smile still.
 
Alright brats, brat lovers, lurkers and fuckers, it might be my bed time, but it is Valentine's Day ❤️

I will do my more thought out post when I awake 🥱 but for now, know that every single one of you is loved and cherished in this space. We may pick on each other, tease each other, pull each other's hair, whack each other's- nope, still not over that gif! Regardless, every single one of you has helped make the Brat House special 🫂

@Sammysub07 and @BrendaBear and I never imagined we would have created a place where more than the three of us wanted to spend so much time!

Goodnight house 😘 know that tomorrow brings promises of boobs and/or bums, although you may have to click a few emojis to find them 😉

PS, since it is Valentine's Day, if someone could have coffee with almondmilk creamer ready for my in about 4.5 hours, that would be just lovely 🙃

Ohhh damn!!! Hidden 🔥🔥 Spank me 👋🏻🍑 and color me excited!

Happy Valentines Bestie! I love you like crazy!❤️❤️💋
 
Good Morning ☀️ and Happy Valentine’s Day Brat House! ❤️💋❤️

I’m so glad we all have this space to come hangout, chat, play, and be our silliest selves! I’ll have to agree with @Chloe_Harper that she, myself and @BrendaBear never could have imagined, that with all of your help, this place would be as amazing as it is!

It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day if I did t show off some colors for the day! Maybe another hidden color or two 🤪💋

I promise to be on my best flirty and sassy behavior today. Whatever that means 🙃🤪😇🙃 I make no promises though and any complaints can be taken up with the keeper @MischiefMakerAlways in the complaints department 🤪

Here’s some Boobs and Bums! Let’s see yours ladies and gents! Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day!

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This day suddenly got oh so much better!!! Thank you Sammy!!! You are so sexy!!! OMG!!! 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
 
Good Morning ☀️ and Happy Valentine’s Day Brat House! ❤️💋❤️

I’m so glad we all have this space to come hangout, chat, play, and be our silliest selves! I’ll have to agree with @Chloe_Harper that she, myself and @BrendaBear never could have imagined, that with all of your help, this place would be as amazing as it is!

It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day if I did t show off some colors for the day! Maybe another hidden color or two 🤪💋

I promise to be on my best flirty and sassy behavior today. Whatever that means 🙃🤪😇🙃 I make no promises though and any complaints can be taken up with the keeper @MischiefMakerAlways in the complaints department 🤪

Here’s some Boobs and Bums! Let’s see yours ladies and gents! Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day!

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Mm, as always bestie, you are just 🔥🔥🔥

Love the colors in that first one really popping 😍😍😍 and you know I love that bottom one 😏 and that third one is just fire

*quickly starts putting interferences to the "complaints" department*
 
Good Morning ☀️ and Happy Valentine’s Day Brat House! ❤️💋❤️

I’m so glad we all have this space to come hangout, chat, play, and be our silliest selves! I’ll have to agree with @Chloe_Harper that she, myself and @BrendaBear never could have imagined, that with all of your help, this place would be as amazing as it is!

It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day if I did t show off some colors for the day! Maybe another hidden color or two 🤪💋

I promise to be on my best flirty and sassy behavior today. Whatever that means 🙃🤪😇🙃 I make no promises though and any complaints can be taken up with the keeper @MischiefMakerAlways in the complaints department 🤪

Here’s some Boobs and Bums! Let’s see yours ladies and gents! Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day!

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