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I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...
 
I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...
 
I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...I will not do a pearl necklace joke (or gif)...
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Well... yea... that is very true... pearls are certainly more elegant...

*fans self*
I had a girlfriend in high school who I am pretty sure thought that the next step after becoming boyfriend and girlfriend was getting engaged. She had told me her previous boyfriend had given her an engagement ring, and she kept dropping that hint. I took that sort of thing more seriously, and I was 16, so no fucking way. We broke up and a few months later I ran into her and her new boyfriend at a party. He was kind of a jealous dick, and getting a bit aggressive, and I was getting a bit tired of it. At one point, he got into my face a bit and said, "look, I gave her a diamond ring." I looked her in the eyes, smiled, and said, "that's nice, I just gave her a couple pearl necklaces."

He didn't get it until later, but she turned a lovely shade of red...
 
I had a girlfriend in high school who I am pretty sure thought that the next step after becoming boyfriend and girlfriend was getting engaged. She had told me her previous boyfriend had given her an engagement ring, and she kept dropping that hint. I took that sort of thing more seriously, and I was 16, so no fucking way. We broke up and a few months later I ran into her and her new boyfriend at a party. He was kind of a jealous dick, and getting a bit aggressive, and I was getting a bit tired of it. At one point, he got into my face a bit and said, "look, I gave her a diamond ring." I looked her in the eyes, smiled, and said, "that's nice, I just gave her a couple pearl necklaces."

He didn't get it until later, but she turned a lovely shade of red...
 
Alright brats, brat lovers, lurkers and fuckers, it might be my bed time, but it is Valentine's Day ❤️

I will do my more thought out post when I awake 🥱 but for now, know that every single one of you is loved and cherished in this space. We may pick on each other, tease each other, pull each other's hair, whack each other's- nope, still not over that gif! Regardless, every single one of you has helped make the Brat House special 🫂

@Sammysub07 and @BrendaBear and I never imagined we would have created a place where more than the three of us wanted to spend so much time!

Goodnight house 😘 know that tomorrow brings promises of boobs and/or bums, although you may have to click a few emojis to find them 😉

PS, since it is Valentine's Day, if someone could have coffee with almondmilk creamer ready for my in about 4.5 hours, that would be just lovely 🙃
 
Ladies of the Brat House... I want to thank you, on Galentines Day, for being a part of this wonderful thread. I truly, am honored to be among you because this, is an amazing, wonderful, group of strong willed women. Brats? Sure. Or maybe not. Dominant or Submissive? Either path takes strength. Public or secretive? Ladies, we are all in this and we truly, understand.

I wrote some software to collate this.. because I'm damn lazy... But you wonderful, strong, powerful women... this list is sorted by number of posts... Thank you all, so much for being here.. and I love you all. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@Chloe_Harper
@Fiestykitten
@Sammysub07
@NewStartQueen
@DannieB
@dawn_of_night
@MissRadiant
@HollyS
@kathyisgr65
@morelikeasong
@MidwestPrincess23
@crazychemgirl
@Strixaluco
@MissLabelled
@AngieGZC
@Photog1rl
@cascadiabound

 
Okay my lovelies, and you guys, too, I'm signing off for the night. My tootsie pop didn't quite do the trick so I'm going to have to pull out the big... uhhhh... guns. I mean gun. I... Yeah. Kayso...

Thanks for the smiles. You all are wonderful! Hope I helped some of you smile, too. Night night. 😘😘😘
Sweet dreams!
 
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