LilKitKat's thread

[naughySoul]

*books flights to Japan*

Is it 'flights', plural? Or is it just a proper English thing same as in maths?

 

[LilKitKat]

Waffles, math, personal hygiene… this thread has been awfully American-centric this evening. Any other filthy Brits feel excluded somewhat?

I love me some British tv shows, Brit candy, British F1 drivers (well not George), tons of Brit music and movies and authors...just not British dentists and not much in the cuisine department.

 

[Cybmorg]

Is it 'flights', plural? Or is it just a proper English thing same as in maths?

It’s long haul, so most likely a switch at a central hub such as Dubai. Also, I don’t plan on staying so will book the return at the same time.

 

[LilKitKat]

lots of talk in Japan. For the record...I am not in Japan in case people were assuming that.
I was born there. I have a Japanese mother. I speak it well but not fluent. I am not great at reading it. I am better at Italian because I lived there longer etc.

 

[Cybmorg]

I love me some British tv shows, Brit candy, British F1 drivers (well not George), tons of Brit music and movies and authors...just not British dentists and not much in the cuisine department.

Our dentists are great! It’s the hygiene which sucks! As for cuisine, we do it right. American food (Texas excluded) sucks ass on the whole, excuse the pun

 

[munch2much]

Ok the upload for the day.

You all enjoyed seeing me cum from oral sex in that video...plenty of dms and comments about how I looked hot or whatever when orgasming...so....

So how about some O face examples?

Enjoy this montage and yes...this is definitely more than I thought I'd ever share here...but...fuck it.
Enjoy pervs!

https://ibb.co/chr123VT

and if you need a "legend":
left side...missionary basically against a couch
top middle...doggie
bottom middle...masturbation and you cannot see a dildo sliding into my ass sorry
top right...me cumming from missionary
bottom right...me cumming from oral sex (from the vid you saw earlier)

My god, that’s hot!! And I just got into bed. Very handy.

 

[Cybmorg]

British as it gets

 

[naughySoul]

my content is usually up for 3 days straight...much like your cock when viewing my posts!

I might be stating the obvious, but the duration of the hard-on isn't simply a correlation to the time your content is on; it's a direct causation. If you leave your content on for 7 days, the hard-on will last a full week.

 

[Bored40sDad]

Heres a joke to put a smile on yer face


They say too much masturbation will make you go blind...

good thing I learned touch typing!

The key to masturbation....is to never let it get out of hand.

 

[LilKitKat]

Our dentists are great! It’s the hygiene which sucks! As for cuisine, we do it right. American food (Texas excluded) sucks ass on the whole, excuse the pun

You do cuisine right? HAHAHAHA You know theres a reason there arent British Cuisine restaurants around right? Like...theres Italian, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, French, Greek/Israeli/Mediterranean...but nobody and I mean nobody goes...damn honey, do you want tacos, pizza, or jellied eels tonight?
Hell to the NO

And Texas? BBQ maybe but I prefer KC or Memphis or NC for that but hell, Ill eat BBQ from just about anywhere.
USA doesnt have one specific thing though, if its not BBQ, its maybe hamburgers maybe?
Where have you been in the US to eat?
What did you have?
Was it a food focused city like NY or LA or SF? Did you get fish in Indiana? Cuisines differ WILDLY in the USA.
For example, Mexican food outside of SoCal, Arizona, New Mex, Texas likely stink.
Japanese outside of Calif/Oregon/Washington and NY isnt exactly ideal.
Italian cuisine is likely best in NY.
You can find a few good restaurants in most major cities but if its not a food town, youll prob be eating lots of average food to be fair

 

[Cybmorg]

You do cuisine right? HAHAHAHA You know theres a reason there arent British Cuisine restaurants around right? Like...theres Italian, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, French, Greek/Israeli/Mediterranean...but nobody and I mean nobody goes...damn honey, do you want tacos, pizza, or jellied eels tonight?
Hell to the NO

And Texas? BBQ maybe but I prefer KC or Memphis or NC for that but hell, Ill eat BBQ from just about anywhere.
USA doesnt have one specific thing though, if its not BBQ, its maybe hamburgers maybe?

The clue is in the name, hamburgers are from Hamburg in Germany.

Jellied eels are cuisine, it’s a pub snack!

There British restaurants EVERYWHERE! If you don’t have beans on toast or cucumber sandwiches at least once a week you’re a savage.

 

[LilKitKat]

beans on toast. how elevated

yes yes Hamburg...Ill stack the top 20 best burgers from the USA over anyrthing Germany puts out in that regard.
We arent talking schnitzel here.
McDonalds sucks... Im not talking about that.

jellied eels, fish n chips, meat pies, blood sausage...nah...fish n chips can be tasty but its deep fried heart attack special...not a great entry to world cuisine. I had it in stratford upon avon and they battered and fried it with the fucking skin on!?!?!!?

and yeah...uh..in the UK theres Brit restaurants. Not much in the USA or anywhere else Ive been...which si about 20 different countries or so.
Other than pubs. Brit pubs in the USA are around.

 

[Cybmorg]

beans on toast. how elevated

yes yes Hamburg...Ill stack the top 20 best burgers from the USA over anyrthing Germany puts out in that regard.
We arent talking schnitzel here.
McDonalds sucks... Im not talking about that.

Smash burgers and waffle fries. It’s no Heinz on Hovis.

 

[LilKitKat]

smash burgers are popular. waffle fries can be good.
no idea what hovis is. and i dont use ketchup...im not 8 yrs old anymore.

 

[naughySoul]

Kit, what got you so fired up on food today?

 

[LilKitKat]

i do like great British bake off show though. but admittedly nobody i watch with or talk to knows what half the items are...we always laugh. then we say...hmmm that could be good.
but certain things like trifle...its not here. or anywhere...outside of the UK

 

[LilKitKat]

Kit, what got you so fired up on food today?

the above claim that british cuisine is amazing...

 

[Bored40sDad]

hmmmm, there WERE pics in the full frontal thread of me...you couldnt see everything but you could absolutely tell.
plus, plenty in this thread. remember the "sorry not sorry" sticker pic? yeah...you could tell no hair.

but good try!!!

Lets all hope those pics surface again someday

 

[Cybmorg]

smash burgers are popular. waffle fries can be good.
no idea what hovis is. and i dont use ketchup...im not 8 yrs old anymore.

I have never used ketchup, it’s disgusting! Now, a splash of Worcestershire sauce on a slab of Welsh rarebit, that’s a condiment well placed!

 

[LilKitKat]

smash burgers are popular. waffle fries can be good.
no idea what hovis is. and i dont use ketchup...im not 8 yrs old anymore.

One of the best burgers ever:

Santa Monica, California. "Father's Office"

As quote from best burgers in America: "...My second favorite burger is at the original location of Father’s Office in Santa Monica. It has dry-aged beef, caramelized onions, and a Gruyere-blue cheese blend, and no substitutions ever. It is perfect.”

 

[Cybmorg]

i do like great British bake off show though. but admittedly nobody i watch with or talk to knows what half the items are...we always laugh. then we say...hmmm that could be good.
but certain things like trifle...its not here. or anywhere...outside of the UK

There will be enclaves of the US who enjoy trifle of a Sunday. We came over and turfed the natives too! The Australasians love it too, they’re descendants of our criminals and trifle was the prison treat of choice back in the day.

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it!

 

[Japansurfer]

Our dentists are great! It’s the hygiene which sucks! As for cuisine, we do it right. American food (Texas excluded) sucks ass on the whole, excuse the pun

Our dentists are horrific (if we actually can get one) American healthcare is a money printer, food in Japan beats most food anywhere, American bagels are great. British food really underrated but also less additive than some.

Generally speaking every country is good and bad - but Japan really is natural ingredients, cooked fresh and much less destructive than so much other food

 

[LilKitKat]

There will be enclaves of the US who enjoy trifle of a Sunday. We came over and turfed the natives too! The Australasians love it too, they’re descendants of our criminals and trifle was the prison treat of choice back in the day.

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it!

Id try it. Just not the type of dessert I waste my calories on.

 

[Cybmorg]

One of the best burgers ever:

Santa Monica, California. "Father's Office"

As quote from best burgers in America: "...My second favorite burger is at the original location of Father’s Office in Santa Monica. It has dry-aged beef, caramelized onions, and a Gruyere-blue cheese blend, and no substitutions ever. It is perfect.”

I make that burger in my house, it’s an old German recipe.

 

[LilKitKat]

Hey all...its time for me to split!

Its been fun chatting with you, arousing you, sparring with you, making you laugh and smile and everything else.
Have a great Friday and a great weekend.
See you Monday!