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[AlwaysDancing]

Absolutely not! And don't be ridiculous. A gelatinous cube is 100 square feet, and as everybody knows, a bag of holding can hold a maximum of 64 feet.

You have given me no reason to rescind my angry, nerd rage face.

Gelatinous cubes in pathfinder are so cool.

Ahem.

Bedlam not nerd

Ummm

Go, Boobies.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/tJVd6crxfacAAAAC/left-handed-fridge.gif

Did you know all refrigerator hinges can be switched to the opposite side ?

For April fools day I once put the hinges in the same side as the handle and watched my alcoholic ex wife struggle to open that damn door.

Worth it.

 

[SmokingFap]

My bad, I got bored...

But, I got you more!

You weren't as bored as whatever pathetic sap actually put that matchstick tower together.

 

[Fiestykitten]

lies

I'll tell you, like I tell my dog when they annoy me "Go lay down somewhere"

 

[SmokingFap]

Absolutely not! And don't be ridiculous. A gelatinous cube is 100 square feet, and as everybody knows, a bag of holding can hold a maximum of 64 feet.

You have given me no reason to rescind my angry, nerd rage face.

I'm imagining that @Chloe_Harper literally orgasmed reading that post.

 

[Fiestykitten]

You weren't as bored as whatever pathetic sap actually put that matchstick tower together.

You take that back rn mister! It's a work of art!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

If you go down to the woods today, you better not go alone
It’s lovely in the woods today but you’re better to stay at home
For every brat that ever there was
Is gathered there for certain because
Todays the day left handed brats have their picnic!!!!

 

[SmokingFap]

A year ago I went on a picnic with a then-friend, and her roommate also came along. While we where there, some guy was out there at the park writing with his left hand. No idea who he was, I just said something about him being left handed, because I'm all proud of that about myself. Then it turned out both the other women with me were also left handed.

In fact, there wasn't a right handed person around for miles. So weird!!!

I've heard of wildlife sanctuaries like that.

 

[SmokingFap]

A year ago I went on a picnic with a then-friend, and her roommate also came along. While we where there, some guy was out there at the park writing with his left hand. No idea who he was, I just said something about him being left handed, because I'm all proud of that about myself. Then it turned out both the other women with me were also left handed.

In fact, there wasn't a right handed person around for miles. So weird!!!

The picnic part brought back a memory from when I was a kid. So maybe you were having a ladyBRAT picnic?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Are gelatinous cubes the harden byproducts of over zealous bukkake parties?

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.039f6e8d95df7c0f89d7c363b7b3866a?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fc.tenor.com%2fVz4RLqiEAV8AAAAC%2fset-your-ass-on-fire-setch-yo-ass-on-fire.gif&ehk=3mvwOUJ3GWxaJdq2WzlkUfqwomgvsuJffBtpKzGwno8%3d

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Are gelatinous cubes the harden byproducts of over zealous bukkake parties?

That’s one theory.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

To beat the left handed out of you.

Don’t mean to startle. No ones heard of Nuns forcing people to write right handed?

 

[SmokingFap]

Are gelatinous cubes the harden byproducts of over zealous bukkake parties?

Obviously the very fresh byproducts.

 

[BrendaBear]

To beat the left handed out of you.

I think that's what happened to my dad. He wouldn't admit it, but for a right handed person, he sure does a lot of things left handed.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I imagine he probably listens about as well as I do

She actually listens way better than your little brain could...

 

[Fiestykitten]

Don’t mean to startle. No ones heard of Nuns forcing people to write right handed?

yes.... even teachers did it in the late 60's early 70's my mom (who is left-handed) told me stories

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"No, I did not drop the 'e.'"

 

[shizzz]

Of dates? I don't think I understand that part. Are you actually going out with people or are you talking about people you connect with online?

Regardless, you don't send dick pics without being asked. And, you don't ask for pics unless you're in a relationship, imo.

There isn't a set number of dates for these things. It's different for every couple when sharing feels appropriate. Asking for a specific number feels like there might be more for you to learn than simply knowing when it's ok to exchange photos. Which is fine, that's what's great about Lit.

I’m sure I have lots to learn

And I appreciate the safe space for my ignorance.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

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"No, I did not drop the 'e.'"

Classic.

 

[Fiestykitten]

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"No, I did not drop the 'e.'"

Ummmmm that's a gelatinous bear... not a cube..... (you're welcome)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ummmmm that's a gelatinous bear... not a cube..... (you're welcome)

No, it is a gelatinous cub.

 

[SmokingFap]

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"No, I did not drop the 'e.'"

That looks like something @Chloe_Harper would have accidentally thought of in the final scene from Ghostbusters, instead of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

 

[Rj_1954]

I know what you are....

A colossal wind bag of epic proportions

 

[AlwaysDancing]

No, it is a gelatinous cub.

And its caught those two martials completely flat footed.

 

[Fiestykitten]

No, it is a gelatinous cub.

Cubs are smaller...... (you're welcome)