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[Fiestykitten]

How dare. How very dare. It will be such a non-classy affair with minimal sacrifices (you can't leash @Fiestykitten, although I'm sure it won't stop someone from trying)

Someone always has to try and tame the untamable...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Phew. This place and that place have such different energy. I'm quite knackered from trying to post to both threads at the same time!

Awww *pats your head* you are doing just fine

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We should have Brat House prom I don't wanna drop acid though. The beach sounds great though! That's where we should have prom!

No joke a few years back I tried real hard to do an adult prom for my friends and I. Went to venues. Met with a couple DM’s.
I’m the end I could get enough of my cheapskate friends to commit to paying for it. But I haven’t given up on the idea! I was talking to the local grange here about it just before Christmas

 

[AlwaysDancing]

wow.... I've seen that exact post a lot.... weird!

It’s the Missouri state motto

Sure are a lot of dicks walking around in Missouri. Maybe that’s why

 

[Chloe_Harper]

No joke a few years back I tried real hard to do an adult prom for my friends and I. Went to venues. Met with a couple DM’s.
I’m the end I could get enough of my cheapskate friends to commit to paying for it. But I haven’t given up on the idea! I was talking to the local grange here about it just before Christmas

Wait!!! I really wanna do an adult prom!!! I think it would be so much fun! Monkey yes!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Head pats? Hmm. I'm not sure I agree with receiving head pats!

Oh, I'm sorry... um...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It’s the Missouri state motto

Sure are a lot of dicks walking around in Missouri. Maybe that’s why

I forgot it was the Missouri state motto

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait!!! I really wanna do an adult prom!!! I think it would be so much fun! Monkey yes!!

IKR?!?. It’s the best idea!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

IKR?!?. It’s the best idea!

I have a curated playlist from when Brat House had a dance party so I have an idea of the kinda party music we need

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I do have a reputation to uphold y' know!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I do have a reputation to uphold y' know!

What's that? Always having your dick in your hand?

 

[Rj_1954]

I dont think even wonder woman's rope could bind that one..

Is there a difference between woman's rope and men's ropes?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What's that? Always having your dick in your hand?

Is his dick named reputation?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Is his dick named reputation?

Duh! Damn baboons....

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is his dick named reputation?

You're only asking that because you wanna talk about your feelings

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're only asking that because you wanna talk about your feelings

Are your boobs named feelings?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Are your boobs named feelings?

Don't play we all know that's what you named your dick

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't play we all know that's what you named your dick

I don’t name my body parts. I just call my brain an asshole because it sometimes is. But it’s not it’s name.

And if I was gonna name my dick it’d be something funnier. Probably with some honorific like sir or lord.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I don’t name my body parts. I just call my brain an asshole because it sometimes is. But it’s not it’s name.

And if I was gonna name my dick it’d be something funnier. Probably with some honorific like sir or lord.

Sir Tinsel.

I think that’s a great name for a dick. I’m disappointed that mine is named Clarence, now.

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s the Missouri state motto

Sure are a lot of dicks walking around in Missouri. Maybe that’s why

Oh yeah!!

In my case, it is always from guys on Lit that have the strange idea that I obey!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/pQY2kUYalWMAAAAC/what-are-they-thinking-thoughts.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

Happy Monday all! And congratulations to the Eagles and all their fans.

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Why is everyone trying to touch his balls?

 

[BrendaBear]

Sir Tinsel.

I think that’s a great name for a dick. I’m disappointed that mine is named Clarence, now.

Do we have clearance Clarence?

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/5FZcn7NmDaYAAAAC/jeff-bridges-the-dude.gif

It isn't a story I am particularly proud of, and that look is probably far better than it deserves.

 

[UnquietDreams]

why do I feel like this Brat House prom is gonna end up like the movie Carrie and a bunch of these thirsty dudes around here are going to be sacrificed in the bonfire?

So less Carrie and more Trick 'r Treat.

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[Chloe_Harper]

Oh yeah!!

In my case, it is always from guys on Lit that have the strange idea that I obey!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/pQY2kUYalWMAAAAC/what-are-they-thinking-thoughts.gif