Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Qky75]

Yes, 100% real, USDA approved, titties

Checks his birthday thread....

 

[Wriggle]

Hydh gnahvgzh....one minute ...mite uf had uh strOk

I'll send a nurse.

 

[Qky75]

I'll send a nurse.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Is it true that boobs make everything better?

The good kind ALWAYS make anything better. The bad kind (far to many of the drivers on my morning commute for example) make almost anything worse.

Boobs...

( + B) X 2​

You have a flair for many things @MandaPandaa but it seems understatement tops the list.

Just call me Macarena

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Macarena? I thought Mr Doodle called it macaroni? Or Mr Marconi called it dandy? the facts get all jumbled when I'm boobed... I mean distracted.

Yes, 100% real, USDA approved, titties​

Uncontrollable Sexual Desires Anonymous? What step are you on?

Oh, Rubber Duckie, you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you

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Is that a duck on your knee or are you just happy we see you @MidwestPrincess23?

And now I'm regretting I used the Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose on Mizz.

Cheers

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why it's today...do I look 50?!?

Happy birthday!!!! You don't look a day over 49 years and 364 days

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Happy boobday
I don't have boobs, but I will ask my lady friend to show you hers.

Did you know it's my birthday too?

 

[Lmizzler]

Did you know it's my birthday too?

Go to @Qky75 birthday thread. He is about to show more there.

 

[Qky75]

Did you know it's my birthday too?

Birthday twins?!? Happy birthday OP

 

[Wriggle]

Did you know it's my birthday too?

The other birthday boy appreciates me, though.

 

[Beardy_181]

Yes, 100% real, USDA approved, titties

USDA approved huh? Noted!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Birthday twins?!? Happy birthday OP

I just wanted a CC on those boobs you got

 

[MindYaBitness]

Macarena? I thought Mr Doodle called it macaroni? Or Mr Marconi called it dandy? the facts get all jumbled when I'm boobed... I mean distracted.

Lol, in the song 'Macarena' she sleeps with two friends of her boyfriend friends while he's out of town. That's what I was referencing

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lol, in the song 'Macarena' she sleeps with two friends of her boyfriend friends while he's out of town. That's what I was referencing

There's words to macarena other than "hey" and "macarena"?

 

[HonorableRogue]

There's words to macarena other than "hey" and "macarena"?

That's exactly what I was thinking... There's words to Macarena? Live and learn I guess. Next thing you'll tell me there's words to Super Mario World and Legend of Zelda.

Cheers

 

[Redheadd18]

Happy Friday
https://ibb.co/ymxJqmzf

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Happy Friday
https://ibb.co/ymxJqmzf

It certainly is!

 

[MindYaBitness]

There's words to macarena other than "hey" and "macarena"?

It's the sluttiest song ever, and they still play it our church youth dances all of the time

 

[positiveflirt]

It's the sluttiest sing ever, and they still play it our church youth dances all of the time

Jesus loved the macarena, you know. It's all good..

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, 100% real, USDA approved, titties

How do you get USDA approval …. ??


Mine have been stuck in the “pending approval” stage for months.

 

[MindYaBitness]

How do you get USDA approval …. ??


Mine have been stuck in the “pending approval” stage for months.

You bribe the inspector with a sneak peek of your other assets
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOWo4NHlvZjJ1dGlyZjlkOGl3OGRoZ2tmZ3RxZGhmZmFtbmNqZWR3NyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o7TKWKHCUtXZXvj9K/giphy.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

Jesus loved the macarena, you know. It's all good..

Well, ya, but apparently he hated Danza Kuduro because mixing dance instruction in Spanish & Portuguese is evil?

 

[HonorableRogue]

It's the sluttiest song ever, and they still play it our church youth dances all of the time

Well not THE sluttiest but yeah, hanging with two friends before he was even at boot camp and then hoping for a new guy in New York to replace them. So maybe a 7 out of 10 on the slutty scale.

Cheers

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well not THE sluttiest but yeah, hanging with two friends before he was even at boot camp and then hoping for a new guy in New York to replace them. So maybe a 7 out of 10 on the slutty scale.

Cheers

#LifeGoals

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

How do you get USDA approval …. ??


Mine have been stuck in the “pending approval” stage for months.

It helps to not be Canadian

 

[Lmizzler]

You bribe the inspector with a sneak peek of your other assets
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOWo4NHlvZjJ1dGlyZjlkOGl3OGRoZ2tmZ3RxZGhmZmFtbmNqZWR3NyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o7TKWKHCUtXZXvj9K/giphy.gif

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?