🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

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if ya'll call me pretty one more time!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Story time:

I had a roommate a million lifetimes ago who was from Texas. And she was fine except like half the stuff she owned has the state on it. I’ve lived in twelve different states. That’s the only one I know of that is proud of its shape?

Texas does give off the most Little Dick Energy of any state. And it’s not close.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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if ya'll call me pretty one more time!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Texas does give off the most Little Dick Energy of any state. And it’s not close.

What in your mind gives off big dick energy then?

 

[cactusjack0584]

So you're saying I'm not the queen of "adventurous" for having lived in 2 states?

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Is it better or worse I’ve been to 7 different countries too

 

[TXRafe]

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well, aren't you just the sweetest!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What in your mind gives off big dick energy then?

Vermont.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Texas does give off the most Little Dick Energy of any state. And it’s not close.

It's like the size of Texas is overcompensating for something....

 

[cactusjack0584]

well, aren't you just the sweetest!

Remember guys toys are our friends not our competition!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's like the size of Texas is overcompensating for something....

More like their continued and ceaseless reminders of it. And the giant hats. And Bull horns. Very insecure and compensatory.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Vermont.

Maybe but obviously not Florida… it’s shaped like a dick…

It's like the size of Texas is overcompensating for something....

And drives a corvette or a huge lifted truck…

 

[Fiestykitten]

Remember guys toys are our friends not our competition!

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[Hornymwtxn]

Texas does give off the most Little Dick Energy of any state. And it’s not close.

Just an fyi
I haven't lived in Tx for a very long time now

 

[TXRafe]

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[Chloe_Harper]

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[Chloe_Harper]

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So... um... are all your toys some kinda ocean animal?

 

[TXRafe]

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[Fiestykitten]

So... um... are all your toys some kinda ocean animal?

I have no clue, his quote reminded me of it and I had to share.... but i mean jelly dildos are kinda like jelly fish..

 

[BrendaBear]

No dear... I know without a shadow of doubt whatsoever, you are beautiful!!!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

So... um... are all your toys some kinda ocean animal?

I only use toys recommended by the Queen from here on out

 

[BrendaBear]

Uh oh.... sorry.... Rockin' Robin came on... I have no choice in the matter...

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[Hornymwtxn]

But... I like eating my friends.

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[Fiestykitten]

Because... I had to.....
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[Hornymwtxn]

Uh oh.... sorry.... Rockin' Robin came on... I have no choice in the matter...

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Just waiting to to see what happens when this song comes on

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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No dear... I know without a shadow of doubt whatsoever, you are beautiful!!!

Chloe, everybody thinks you're beautiful!