If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

[Texcountryboy59]

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Would you ever leave the house again?

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?

Well fuck yes. I wouldn’t leave the house.

 

[XxyyX]

I would suck my cock 2-3 times a day at least, and swallow every drop

 

[OralDave]

I have a recurring dream where I'm sucking my cock. Except that I'm bad at it! can't cum or even stay hard. I really need someone to do it for me.

 

[Swingingbimn71]

I certainly would suck my own cock if possible. Probably once a day
I would swallow my cum as well as give myself facials.

 

[Jerrydylangarcia]

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Would you ever leave the house again?

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow? Yes. Yes. Yes.
Would you use your hand or only your mouth? Both
Would you ever leave the house again? Yes

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid? N/A
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off? Probably
Would you insert a toy at the same time? Sometimes

 

[Kharn6978]

In my younger days I came on my face a few times while using a wall to try and help me suck my dick. I’ve swallowed my own load periodically throughout my life. Never actually achieved sucking my own dick. If I could, I would suck it often

 

[t1m1d1]

Oh good Lord, if I could suck my cock I would do it every day! I love cock and I love cum anyway, what way to start or end the day !

 

[slibby]

I could get my cock in my mouth when younger. Had an initial phase in mid teens, bent forward while sitting in chair or on floor, was so happy the first time I reached!
Had a more extensive phase in early 20s, rolling legs back over head, cock above face. I could leave teeth marks halfway down my cock. Never could cum from mouth alone, always needed to stroke with hand. Loved to cum in my mouth and swallow.
In early 40s and in a fairly sexless marriage now and I have returned to attempting it. Managed to lick tip 2 years ago but caused some minor neck vertebrae discomfort that won't go away! So I just cum into my mouth from 4-6 inches away.
I love to be watched doing this, by women, on cam, if anyone is interested!

 

[all_circuits_go]

Wait, there are people who would answer “no” to this??

 

[TwystedDzyre]

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Would you ever leave the house again?

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Would you ever leave the house again?

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?

I have been at it for many years now. Initially, it takes a bit of time to get used to the smell and taste of one's own cum, but, if done with persistent sexual passion, one can start to take a liking, even yearning, for one's own cum.

I began by almost trying to suck my own cock; I was so sexually charged that I needed to experience sexual acts of every kind. After some effort, I managed to lick the head of my own cock a few times, including making a pout with my lips onto the fat, mushroom-shaped, deep pink head. The intensity of that intimate act is quite extraordinary.

But that was all I could accomplish when it came to self-blowjob. Let me tell you from experience that it can be done relatively easily when one is younger, because of the body's flexibility.

My ultimate objective, however, was tasting my own cum. So, that's what I went after. The only obstacle stands in your way is the limits of your own passion and depth for sexuality.

I began with collecting dollops of my own cumshots in my palm after each masturbation session, observing it, sniffing it, bringing it closer to my lips/mouth.

I started tasting it, drop by drop. In fact, before even shooting cum jets, one could make this sexual journey more comfortable by licking one's own pre-cum that oozes out from time to time while still pumping one's cock.

I steadily increased the intake of my own cum, until, I remember the day vividly as one of the best and most intense sexual days of my life, I laid on my back in bed, fully naked, in throes of furious and long masturbation, and, with long-held passionate determination, I pointed my cock straight up from my navel, aiming it to my wide-open, shamelessly hungry mouth, hoping to hit the back of my own throat with each of my cum shots.

I hit all targets: lips, mouth, tongue, jaw, cheeks, forehead, hair on head, shoulder, chest, eyes, and, yes, the back of my throat. Needless to say, cumshots can be quite notorious, with a mind of their own.

It was one of the best shootings of cum of my entire life--and that's saying a lot about that day, because I am a compulsive, addict masturbator.

Barring the spewing towards its end, none of my cum shots that day slacked at all; there were many, many shots -- each one furiously paced, long, thick, warm, and heavy. It hit my face, mouth, and throat like full-speed water jets from a shower head -- and it kept hitting, as one of my longer lasting cum shootings ever.

Over the years, I deepened these experiences further as I went on to have 6 jerk buds with whom I got into the practicing of these above masturbatory acts.

So:

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow? -- ALL

Would you use your hand or only your mouth? -- BOTH

I have been at these acts for decades now, and will continue to be at them for the rest of my life. OBSESSIVELY. ADDICTIVELY.

 

[all_circuits_go]

Wait, there are people who would answer “no” to this??

Oh yeah, the follow-up questions. I’d use both hand and mouth (why not?), I would definitely swallow, and would do it at LEAST several times a week.

 

[Mike130]

Would suck and swallow, but probably need to remove a couple of ribs for that. For now will have to be content with an upside down and a good aim.

 

[KHairt13]

Lets use the following old write up for my answers . . .

Unlike most who have stated their own failure to do so, I found it quite easy. I was young, fit, slim and very flexible. Maybe a bit longer cock than average helped also.

I had been jerking off daily for a while and discovering what my body could do. I learned how to time my slow finishing strokes with the natural pulsing of my cock for some pretty spectacular cum shots. Getting cum in my mouth was the goal and while maybe not an everyday occurrence it was common, especially with a pillow or two under my ass.
Can’t remember what brought it to mind but one afternoon when the house was empty and I was stroking in my bed, I just flipped my legs backward over my head and hooked my toes in the slatted headboard. My cock was right there in front of me so I opened my mouth and three inches of it just fell in.
The feeling was unreal; so hard yet so soft and smooth. I didn’t last 30 seconds; I didn’t last 10 seconds. One swirl of my tongue around the knob and I blew a big load in my mouth and swallowed what I could.
It felt so good I sucked myself off three times in about half an hour.
This was done without any warm up exercises.
Eventually, with a bit of back warm up I could suck myself while sitting on a high, bar type stool. The most comfortable though was in the original position with my feet or toes hooked on something.
Sucked myself many times until late 40’s or so.
Have had some experiences since but not actual sucking.

My regrets . . . not sharing the experience when I was younger. I was just too apprehensive at those times.

Damn

 

[KHairt13]

Without question, I would absolutely lick my own pussy. I know what my mouth is capable of. Would LOVE to sample that myself…

Wish I was that bendy!

 

[619since69]

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Would you ever leave the house again?

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?

As God as my witness ...I will never go hungry again!!!

 

[areolaman1]

Havent seem to many videos of a woman doing it.

I have never seen a video of a woman doing this. A rich man in Russia offered what was about $500,000 u.s. dollar to any woman that could do it in person. no woman ever collected tmk

 

[hulmule]

I have never seen a video of a woman doing this. A rich man in Russia offered what was about $500,000 u.s. dollar to any woman that could do it in person. no woman ever collected tmk

Remembered a picture once of a woman holding herself up with her hands and licking herself... Wish i would have grabbed it...

 

[areolaman1]

Remembered a picture once of a woman holding herself up with her hands and licking herself... Wish i would have grabbed it...

lots of fakes out there.

 

[hulmule]

lots of fakes out there.

This was from a magazine back in 1980... Dont think it was fake back then

 

[areolaman1]

This was from a magazine back in 1980... Dont think it was fake back then

Oh OK

 

[Akpervert]

Lets use the following old write up for my answers . . .

Unlike most who have stated their own failure to do so, I found it quite easy. I was young, fit, slim and very flexible. Maybe a bit longer cock than average helped also.

I had been jerking off daily for a while and discovering what my body could do. I learned how to time my slow finishing strokes with the natural pulsing of my cock for some pretty spectacular cum shots. Getting cum in my mouth was the goal and while maybe not an everyday occurrence it was common, especially with a pillow or two under my ass.
Can’t remember what brought it to mind but one afternoon when the house was empty and I was stroking in my bed, I just flipped my legs backward over my head and hooked my toes in the slatted headboard. My cock was right there in front of me so I opened my mouth and three inches of it just fell in.
The feeling was unreal; so hard yet so soft and smooth. I didn’t last 30 seconds; I didn’t last 10 seconds. One swirl of my tongue around the knob and I blew a big load in my mouth and swallowed what I could.
It felt so good I sucked myself off three times in about half an hour.
This was done without any warm up exercises.
Eventually, with a bit of back warm up I could suck myself while sitting on a high, bar type stool. The most comfortable though was in the original position with my feet or toes hooked on something.
Sucked myself many times until late 40’s or so.
Have had some experiences since but not actual sucking.

My regrets . . . not sharing the experience when I was younger. I was just too apprehensive at those times.

What I wouldn't give to go back to that agility, and opportunity. I'd LOVE to try it only on myself.

 

[Raybies93]

So yes I would. I'd probably cum in my mouth to try it but not sure I'd swallow.

Would use only mouth if possible.

Hahaha, yeah, it would just be another thing like using my hand.

“You see the way Bowzer licks his dick? If I could do that I’d never leave the house”
George Carlin

 

[Booboobear84]

When I was a teenager I could get the head in. It felt really good. Not so flexible these days.

 

[Samantha47]

When I was a teenager I could get the head in. It felt really good. Not so flexible these days.

Always wanted to

 

[slightlysubhub]

I would not hesitate to suck my own cock as much as humanly possible and definitely swallow my load every single time