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[Hornymwtxn]

I know!!

This made me sad! I wanted one, but one of the ones I had previously was like that, and I didn't care for it.No bueno.

One with a nice pink silicone dildo would be perfect.

Jotting notes.
Pink, silicone, soft..

Any size preference?

 

[Rj_1954]

That is supposed to be the rule in all of Lit (there is a pinned post about it) but the Playground is better moderated than, say, the General Board ( which is a free for all). Chests and butts are fine, "softcore" is fine, but anything more graphic is linked. Allows it to be shared without making some people uncomfortable. It seems to work keeping things civil

I have been set straight by (to please him & laurel) and I don't want a repeat performance from those Lit officers

 

[BrendaBear]

I know!!

This made me sad! I wanted one, but one of the ones I had previously was like that, and I didn't care for it.No bueno.

One with a nice pink silicone dildo would be perfect.

For HollyS and @NewStartQueen ...

Okay... I can't believe I'm publicly admitting this... but lets just say... at some point, I may have bought one of those dildo gags and been unhappy with the dildo itself so I used a electric carving knife and cut that one off, then bought a new of my favorite silicone dildo... used the electric knife to wack that at just the perfect length for me, and super glued it to where the nasty hard one had been.

...then I might have lost it and have no idea where it is is now. So... I'm going to do that again. Allegedly.

 

[Rj_1954]

I was looking for coffee mugs and I came across these for another Lit member
https://www.etsy.com/market/what_the_fuck_mug

 

[Hornymwtxn]

All very well and good Brenda
But.....

How in the hell do you just lose something like that?

I suggest buying 2 of everything and when one gets lost, sigh again, you have backup that you can back up to.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I was looking for coffee mugs and I came across these for another Lit member
https://www.etsy.com/market/what_the_fuck_mug

I'm pretty sure I'm the mountain mug today

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think Pink brat for me considering my boobs debut was in a pink bra?

They were? Did I know this? Did they match your panties? That you may or may not have been wearing?

Pink Brat it is!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

They were? Did I know this? Did they match your panties? That you may or may not have been wearing?

Pink Brat it is!

My money is on yes they matched.

I have zero fashion sense and have been known to walk out of the house with a different sock on each foot.

Really awkward when one is a tube sock and the other is a low no show type.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Acolytes? Patrons? Worshipers? Enthusiasts? Minions? Devotees?

I vote for Minions or Acolytes

 

[cactusjack0584]

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[Rj_1954]

Nom nom nom

 

[Rj_1954]

Anything I buy or acquire is in PURPLE!
Because I love @BrendaBear

 

[BrendaBear]

Anything I buy or acquire is in PURPLE!
Because I love @BrendaBear

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[Noone45]

Hello
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[UnquietDreams]

I have been set straight by (to please him & laurel) and I don't want a repeat performance from those Lit officers

They take their modding duties seriously. I appreciate that, and more so when some asshole goes nuts in a thread, ruining the experience for everyone else.

 

[HollyS]

For HollyS and @NewStartQueen ...

Okay... I can't believe I'm publicly admitting this... but lets just say... at some point, I may have bought one of those dildo gags and been unhappy with the dildo itself so I used a electric carving knife and cut that one off, then bought a new of my favorite silicone dildo... used the electric knife to wack that at just the perfect length for me, and super glued it to where the nasty hard one had been.

...then I might have lost it and have no idea where it is is now. So... I'm going to do that again. Allegedly.

That's GENIUS!!!

 

[Jaws82]

That's GENIUS!!!

re-read what was posted.

Ignore the man here
.

Pass the coffee

 

[HollyS]

Jotting notes.
Pink, silicone, soft..

Any size preference?

About 4" or so?! Long enough to tickle the back of the throat. And not too crazy in diameter. I have a big mouth, but not THAT big, lol.

 

[Jaws82]

About 4" or so?! Long enough to tickle the back of the throat. And not too crazy in diameter. I have a big mouth, but not THAT big, lol.

Now I know what to get you for christmas

 

[Hornymwtxn]

About 4" or so?! Long enough to tickle the back of the throat. And not too crazy in diameter. I have a big mouth, but not THAT big, lol.

Sounds good.

You don't something so large that you can't use when you have a bit of a stuffy nose.

A stiffy in the mouth with a stuffy nose isn't too much fun I imagine.

 

[BrendaBear]

A stiffy in the mouth with a stuffy nose isn't too much fun I imagine.

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[BrendaBear]

That's cruel, Brenda!

I mean, I love it, but it's cruel!

What? Why? What did I do?

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I'm all angelic and shit like that! Never cruel!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/QieC1pm_y_8AAAAd/im-worried-about-you-gabriella-hernandez.gif

The line starts waaayyyyyyy over there Brenda

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m not tired of seeing you in red!

Well, good, because I love wearing red I love other colors too. Black tends to be a big go to. But the red popping, I think it just makes me feel pretty, versus black which makes me feel sexy. The psychology of colors for Chloe that no one asked for y'all!!!

How in the hell do you just lose something like that?

Shhh don't ask such questions. Just sit there quietly and play with your toy

 

[BrendaBear]

The line starts waaayyyyyyy over there Brenda

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