CCG’s Cave of Confessions

[Qky75]

Wow, brave of you to say that!

I'm good with Personal Protection

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm good with Personal Protection

Smart man, personal protection is very important

 

[Qky75]

Smart man, personal protection is very important
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Ooooo this is better than brain eggs drugs it was you Dad

Of course I got the

 

[SWR101]

Ooooo this is better than brain eggs drugs it was you Dad

Of course I got the

You and me both…

 

[Qky75]

You and me both…

Did you get wracked within an hour post procedure like I did?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Last year, it was a tie between Jay's Pink Black & Ghost Pepper, this year... it's a tie between Apocalypse Scorpion & Death Spiral.

And nothing bad ever came of eating something called "Apocalypse Scorpion & Death Spiral...."

Though that sounds like a hell of a movie...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have some!
Let me find...
Here!

Oh how I love this...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Marry me?

And this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I am a serial cheater. My spouse and I lost our virginity to each other. Since then, I have had eight extramarital lovers. One was on and off again for years. No, I'm not proud of it.“

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

“I am a serial cheater. My spouse and I lost our virginity to each other. Since then, I have had eight extramarital lovers. One was on and off again for years. No, I'm not proud of it.“

This was well written; we don't know if it was a man or a woman.

 

[Qky75]

This was well written; we don't know if it was a man or a woman.

Well obviously the writer is canine. If male, he'll be labeled a dog and if female a bitch .

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I got sentenced to come here and post a confession as penance for a sin against @crazychemgirl.

In my line of work I get to officiate a fair number of weddings.
I confess that I've crushed hard on nearly every bride I've married away and feel fleeting pangs of bittersweet "if only..." when I'm signing the marriage licenses.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I got sentenced to come here and post a confession as penance for a sin against @crazychemgirl.

In my line of work I get to officiate a fair number of weddings.
I confess that I've crushed hard on nearly every bride I've married away and feel fleeting pangs of bittersweet "if only..." when I'm signing the marriage licenses.

I want to know what the sin was...

 

[drobert44]

I got sentenced to come here and post a confession as penance for a sin against @crazychemgirl.

In my line of work I get to officiate a fair number of weddings.
I confess that I've crushed hard on nearly every bride I've married away and feel fleeting pangs of bittersweet "if only..." when I'm signing the marriage licenses.

Makes sense.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I got sentenced to come here and post a confession as penance for a sin against @crazychemgirl.

In my line of work I get to officiate a fair number of weddings.
I confess that I've crushed hard on nearly every bride I've married away and feel fleeting pangs of bittersweet "if only..." when I'm signing the marriage licenses.

Lmao … you’re supposed to send the confessions to me in PM … then I post anonymously.

But thank you babes.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I want to know what the sin was...

She has a questionnaire in the Sex & Shenanigans thread with two Question 10's. Answer 10a OR 10b. I answered both.

https://imgur.com/a/kJVRNKk

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Lmao … you’re supposed to send the confessions to me in PM … then I post anonymously.

But thank you babes.

*sigh* I can't do nothing right.
Confessions are way funner when you name and shame.

 

[Wand3rlust]

She has a questionnaire in the Sex & Shenanigans thread with two Question 10's. Answer 10a OR 10b. I answered both.

https://imgur.com/a/kJVRNKk

Oh my fucking God.

She has too much power.

I'm pushing back against her tyranny.

I've also had prosecco and a shot, so...

BRING. IT. ON.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh my fucking God.

She has too much power.

I'm pushing back against her tyranny.

I've also had prosecco and a shot, so...

BRING. IT. ON.

 

[Qky75]

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I want to cry out Vive la révolution!!

But um I know where my loyalty lies:

Oh Canada......

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I got sentenced to come here and post a confession as penance for a sin against @crazychemgirl.

In my line of work I get to officiate a fair number of weddings.
I confess that I've crushed hard on nearly every bride I've married away and feel fleeting pangs of bittersweet "if only..." when I'm signing the marriage licenses.

Bless me Father for I have sinned. I've...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone have a new confessions?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Anyone have a new confessions?

I confess that I laughed way too hard when I saw CCG's "wholesome" part of her title.

wait... this was supposed to be anonymous... oops.

 

[crazychemgirl]

“Just now, I attempted to scratch my ear and an unfolded paperclip became lodged inside. I was terrified but managed to stay outwardly calm. My coworker just got it out for me and we are all grateful. They seemed satisfied with my explanation I forgot the clip was in my hand when I went to scratch my face. I didn't tell them I was stupidly scratching my ear with it like a moron. I'm sure they believe me.“

 

[crazychemgirl]

I confess that I laughed way too hard when I saw CCG's "wholesome" part of her title.

wait... this was supposed to be anonymous... oops.

What are you implying my good sir?