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So I googled 'ranch during sex' and boy oh boy was I not disappointed
DISCLAIMER. THE FOLLOWING IS REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

My friend is a nurse and told me this story about one of her friends who needed to visit the emergency department for a problem she was having.
As soon as I heard it I knew where this story belonged.
My friends friend is a large black woman. She visited the ED because she was having uncontrolled intermittent orgasms. They were becoming so frequent that they were interfering with her day to day life and needed to be dealt with. Through the usual questions about various possibilities they discovered that her boyfriend really enjoyed ranch dressing and really liked it as lube when he was going down on her.
So the doctor takes a look at things and discovers the cause of her intermittent uncontrollable orgasms: maggots. She had live maggots living in her vagina and their squirming and eating of whatever necrotic flesh they found down there was giving her abundant amounts of pleasure.
 
deefalttwunnyfor said:
So I googled 'ranch during sex' and boy oh boy was I not disappointed
DISCLAIMER. THE FOLLOWING IS REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

My friend is a nurse and told me this story about one of her friends who needed to visit the emergency department for a problem she was having.
As soon as I heard it I knew where this story belonged.
My friends friend is a large black woman. She visited the ED because she was having uncontrolled intermittent orgasms. They were becoming so frequent that they were interfering with her day to day life and needed to be dealt with. Through the usual questions about various possibilities they discovered that her boyfriend really enjoyed ranch dressing and really liked it as lube when he was going down on her.
So the doctor takes a look at things and discovers the cause of her intermittent uncontrollable orgasms: maggots. She had live maggots living in her vagina and their squirming and eating of whatever necrotic flesh they found down there was giving her abundant amounts of pleasure.
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I almost threw up on myself reading this!
 
hotwords229_A said:
Tell us about your hooters.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/66c1eb1a8ac25704b67639e1dbeba835/79f35dce6b38fe56-f6/s500x750/2e0f8a9a619048b9dfa4fabc0bb1a13510dcc57c.webp

No question today, just an essay assignment for you women.

In the interest of better “handling” things, please tell us men what we do right and wrong with your boobs. Are we gentle enough, rough enough,
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Yes? It really depends on the nature of the encounter. But, you can never go wrong by starting soft and seeing where that takes you. I love breast play, of all kinds, from soft teases to firm clamps, it's all fun and really depends on my mood.
hotwords229_A said:
obsessed too much/too little,
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Again, depends on the context. I wish I could just be viewed as breastless/asexual at work. But, in the bedroom, obsess to your heart's content
hotwords229_A said:
would you like more/less attention on your nipples
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Sometimes that's all I want. But, like @morelikeasong said, don't forget the rest of my body. I'm not just a pair of tits, and if you forego the rest of foreplay I'm going to get really bored, really fast.
hotwords229_A said:
How do you really feel about giving a boob job to your man, do you like seeing us lick our cum off your breasts,
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I love it in the sense that I love seeing him enjoy it, and knowing that he's turned on by my body. Never had anyone want to lick it off, but I do like the feeling of it splashing on my skin
hotwords229_A said:
Do you motorboat
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Lol, um, can't say that I have, but this one time, this one Litster posted a pic that made me want to 🤭
hotwords229_A said:
Do you enjoy the power your boobs have over us or are you perplexed by it, what words do you not like applied to your chesticles, etc.?
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Not in the real world, it's not so much a power as a liability. I work mostly with men who are old school/traditional types, and it's really difficult to maintain respect & credibility once they see me as a woman and not just a professional. It sucks.

However, in the bedroom, or places like Lit, where I can be fun & flirty without fear of repercussions, it is a lot of fun. What I find interesting is that women tend to find a wide variety of things attractive. For me it's definitely nice shoulders on a guy. But, men seem to universally love boobs, and other features are secondary to their first love.
hotwords229_A said:
Please better educate us about your cans, knockers, jugs, titties, boobies, fun bags, and face pillows. (Thank you for you time). 🙂
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You can say any of those of you're trying to be funny. However, you're guaranteed to never see them if you use those words unironically!
 
deefalttwunnyfor said:
So I googled 'ranch during sex' and boy oh boy was I not disappointed
DISCLAIMER. THE FOLLOWING IS REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

My friend is a nurse and told me this story about one of her friends who needed to visit the emergency department for a problem she was having.
As soon as I heard it I knew where this story belonged.
My friends friend is a large black woman. She visited the ED because she was having uncontrolled intermittent orgasms. They were becoming so frequent that they were interfering with her day to day life and needed to be dealt with. Through the usual questions about various possibilities they discovered that her boyfriend really enjoyed ranch dressing and really liked it as lube when he was going down on her.
So the doctor takes a look at things and discovers the cause of her intermittent uncontrollable orgasms: maggots. She had live maggots living in her vagina and their squirming and eating of whatever necrotic flesh they found down there was giving her abundant amounts of pleasure.
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Sweet fancy Moses, just when I thought I'd heard it all 🤦‍♀️
 
deefalttwunnyfor said:
So I googled 'ranch during sex' and boy oh boy was I not disappointed
DISCLAIMER. THE FOLLOWING IS REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

My friend is a nurse and told me this story about one of her friends who needed to visit the emergency department for a problem she was having.
As soon as I heard it I knew where this story belonged.
My friends friend is a large black woman. She visited the ED because she was having uncontrolled intermittent orgasms. They were becoming so frequent that they were interfering with her day to day life and needed to be dealt with. Through the usual questions about various possibilities they discovered that her boyfriend really enjoyed ranch dressing and really liked it as lube when he was going down on her.
So the doctor takes a look at things and discovers the cause of her intermittent uncontrollable orgasms: maggots. She had live maggots living in her vagina and their squirming and eating of whatever necrotic flesh they found down there was giving her abundant amounts of pleasure.
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deefalttwunnyfor said:
Me too! I loved it because it was either going to cause a boner or ruin one. Very rarely in between, and the adrenaline junkie in me loved the extreme variance.
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Huh. That is a whole new and interesting perspective on the experience of her links. 🤔

Also, NO WAY am I reading script you had to blank out and tag with a warning.

My sanity hangs by a thread as it is.

Thank you @aussiegeekygal. 🫣
 
Our turn, guys.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/26774a0c12bb58e2dacc8c8508a30dda/00b8431edfc78d19-46/s400x600/c257ad7d8e0bf0d64716595fe278aba0c22ea42a.jpg

Same thing, but for the guys. No questions, just general preferences about our cocks.

What suggestions would you give your partner as pertains to cock happiness? Do you like it rough? How rough is too rough? Do you like a lot of balls action, or not so much? Is your tip more sensitive, or do you prefer a lot of shaft work? Do you like a finger in your ass while she blows you, or is that forbidden? What technique can she do that will make you cum all over the place in a hurry? Tongue rubbing frenulum while in her mouth, pro or con? Is there a term for your dick, cock, crank, rod, stink stick, meat and potatoes, or Senator Throbbington that you don’t like?

Tell us.
 
Endless_Night said:
Huh. That is a whole new and interesting perspective on the experience of her links. 🤔
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I'm a lovely, unique person. Also, I was super easily aroused back then.
Endless_Night said:
Also, NO WAY am I reading script you had to blank out and tag with a warning.
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It's the right choice, really. I stumbled into it with the damn google machine and regretted it. But then I thought 'wait, I can make other people feel as miserable as I am... I should share this!'
 
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