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Today was spectacularly an.epic pile.of shit topped with vomit whip and a red hot dog turd.....
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So sorry, @Missk_2022 sounds absolutely awful
You don't even know! I had the whole family described as the crew in a captains log form but when I went to post it, it glitched and I lost over half of it. I was too tired, sick and discouraged to do it over so...
Goodness... well, we picked up what you were trying to lay down... so mission accomplished and go rest so you can feel better soon. 🫂
Captains log supplemental.

Star date 8662.76….
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Stupid animals! No, not you guys. Our animals are acting like...well, animals. I don't know what's gotten into them tonight.

First the cats start burrowing in the treat box. I end up having to turn the box around and face the opening towards the wall in the middle of the night.

Then our dog has to, uncharacteristically, go potty outside again. So I have to throw on clothes and jacket and shoes and march her down the hardwood floored hallway to go out with her. Gotta be out there with her late at night or the coyotes will try to lure her away.

Then the outside dogs start a howl. OMG, can this night even get worse?!? Again, I get some clothes on, jacket, shoes, all the while they're howling and making more of them howl. I step out onto the porch and give them my best "I'm ready to fuck someone up" shout, and they shut up....till I walk in the house. I'm not proud of what I did next but it worked.

Did someone say "club"?

I might as well put on some coffee.

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Sorry for laughing, M! Did you get ANY sleep? 🤣😂🤣
 
No. They didn’t even film the movie in punxatawny - it was made in some quaint small town in Illinois.

Punxy is not as nice and quaint. (It’s not bad… just a different town)

The event is backsally for tourists and drunk college students. There were 40k people, so they bu you from different places, so you can’t get a spot. Lots of waiting in the cold in lines for busses. I think the locals are like, “help the local economy…. Now leave.”

And gobblers knob (I said knob) is like 5 miles out of town.

Although I was dressed appropriately. You’re outside in cold weather for a good 5-6 hrs.
Sounds like something I would have liked to have done when I was younger and drank more! 🤣🤣🤣
 
That's the excuse I would use, too. I knew that woman was smart when I met her.


Work is workerific. They're moving me to another job next week. I'm kinda getting broken in but I know how to do this shit ahready. Anyway. I'm making it a point to learn to do it their way. Their subs seem generally better and there is more staff than I'm accustomed to. I faced the fear and turned in my expense report for January - all one week of it. She sent me an email saying she'd get me the dinero next week. Hell, that'll work.


They act like I'm an adult.
My best days on the boats, offshore, were working as a "rental whore"... just sayin...
 
I'M BACK!

...from Walmart.

Day 4 of the crud. Mrs. Mitt says that my constant headache today is the light at the end of the tunnel. God I hope it runs me over.

Still have not slept since I woke at 0600 yesterday unless you count closing my eyes while pushing the shopping cart.

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I'm stealing this meme! For I has the dumb most days lately! 🙃 🙄
 
That's the excuse I would use, too. I knew that woman was smart when I met her.


Work is workerific. They're moving me to another job next week. I'm kinda getting broken in but I know how to do this shit ahready. Anyway. I'm making it a point to learn to do it their way. Their subs seem generally better and there is more staff than I'm accustomed to. I faced the fear and turned in my expense report for January - all one week of it. She sent me an email saying she'd get me the dinero next week. Hell, that'll work.


They act like I'm an adult.
That's fantastic!
 
Ammoseek you have to watch because some scumbags will poundtown you on shipping. SGammo is always free if you spend $200, which Wat always does.


I wanna M16A1. I wanna S&W model 27. I wanna single stack 1911 in 10mm. That should do it.


Unit I wanna something else.
And another car! 😂😂
 
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