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[UnquietDreams]

Gosh, Monday has been a slam in the face how did you know?!?!?!

I hope you had a great weekend! Don't start behaving like some of these other guys though or else my bratty levels will spike. SPIKE!! *stomps foot again*

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[Hornymwtxn]

Wait... are we supposed to warn you or something? Wow, I suck!

There she blows
Straight ahead mateyhttps://media4.giphy.com/media/21Spulnre0qT3MR9kl/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952fe24anxzh4m17uc3f2o7a1zjw083wlfo4bzs0aco&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SmokingFap]

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I know the lyrics are actually, "I'm aaalright, don't nobody worry about me." But for some reason when I saw that gif this time, I heard Will Smith singing "Gettin' jiggy with it".

And now you all will, too.

 

[SmokingFap]

I think you mean more like 5 or 6 o'clock
*giggles and runs before @SmokingFap sees*

If you mean 5 or 6 in the morning, my penis is usually still in "comatose turtle" pose.

 

[BrendaBear]

If you mean 5 or 6 in the morning, my penis is usually still in "comatose turtle" pose.

How can you tell the difference?

*** runs out of the room, giggling ***

 

[Hornymwtxn]

If you mean 5 or 6 in the morning, my penis is usually still in "comatose turtle" pose.

Tmi

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know the lyrics are actually, "I'm aaalright, don't nobody worry about me." But for some reason when I saw that gif this time, I heard Will Smith singing "Gettin' jiggy with it".

And now you all will, too.

No, that is way too enmeshed in my DNA.

However, when "I'm Alright" comes on, anywhere, if you don't dance like the gopher, what are you even doing with your life?

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

You know, there's a lot of weird male energy in here today...

Like, first, @SmokingFap steals my halo and gives it to someone else, pretending it was an accident. Plus, he tells me there's a chip in it, which @UnquietDreams seems to know where but not how that happened.

My tiara is still missing, which I can only assume @AlwaysDancing took. We get briefly teased by the hiding @cactusjack0584 only for him to disappear before a threesomes.

And then there's @Hornymwtxn and @TXRafe representing the horny bastards of Texas. All the while, @Rj_1954 has been pretending to clean the same damn corner for an hour while "not watching" the room!

I think... I just need to go get something... rethink my Monday...

Sitting quietly in the dark corner, sipping my double bourbon (ok, it’s iced tea) watching the world burn down around me.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

If you mean 5 or 6 in the morning, my penis is usually still in "comatose turtle" pose.

I think you mean "tater totting"

*giggles and runs away*

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sitting quietly in the dark corner, sipping my double bourbon (ok, it’s iced tea) watching the world burn down around me.

Find the marshmallows, I have chocolate. We can make s'mores.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I think you mean "tater totting"

*giggles and runs away*

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[SmokingFap]

I think you mean "tater totting"

*giggles and runs away*

(I told you that privately!)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

(I told you that privately!)

I'm pretty sure you've said it publicly too... maybe you should watch what you say when you drink

 

[BrendaBear]

I know the lyrics are actually, "I'm aaalright, don't nobody worry about me." But for some reason when I saw that gif this time, I heard Will Smith singing "Gettin' jiggy with it".

And now you all will, too.

No. I won't. Kenny Loggins for the win.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm pretty sure you've said it publicly too... maybe you should watch what you say when you drink

You breaking into my home while I'm drinking and talking about my tater-tot does NOT constitute me talking about it publicly...

 

[BrendaBear]

No, that is way too enmeshed in my DNA.

However, when "I'm Alright" comes on, anywhere, if you don't dance like the gopher, what are you even doing with your life?

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[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[TXRafe]

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[Chloe_Harper]

You breaking into my home while I'm drinking and talking about my tater-tot does NOT constitute me talking about it publicly...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[Chloe_Harper]

Y'all.. This is.. My bubbles.. Other things... This day..

 

[UnquietDreams]

Y'all.. This is.. My bubbles.. Other things... This day..

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[cactusjack0584]

Y'all.. This is.. My bubbles.. Other things... This day..

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