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It’s not like me but what a crap day that was. I guess I should have expected it the moment I saw the weather forecast. Of course the taxi driver who cut me up on the way to the Estate didn’t help! Why did his late day Licensed Taxi Driver…. Should read Licensed Dickhead!

Then the bloody weather yes the forecast was spot on….well nearly. It said it would rain and it did …a little, then a lot, then it pissed it down, then it really pissed it down. Then it turned to ice, then a blizzard, then it pissed it down again…five drives two layers of goretex and still wet to the knickers

I was wetter than an otters pocket and colder than an huskies balls…and miserable by the end of the day … but hey it was home time….except the van wouldn’t start….battery screwed! Typical French engineering you can’t get at it to attach jump leads…..what moron designs theses things?

Bump, started it with the help of a Keeper who towed me to the top of the hill!…great on my way to a warm house and hot meal.

Not a bloody chance the house was in darkness the power off for the last 12hours! That’s okay get the old gas barbecue out of the shed….dig out the old mice nest and connnect to the gas bottle…..except the pissing thing was empty.

Okay chip shop will do for a hot meal get there put my order through and the sodding power engineers walk in laughing and joking really….why aren’t you guys sorting out my sodding power outage? They didn’t stay to answer. Chipshop owner thought it was something he said….i didn’t say actually it was me; I wanted my supper.

Great fish and chips by the gas lantern…..pick up my knife and fork and the power comes on……really?

Aaah that feels better!
 
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Qky75 said:
I replied sir this is recorded line so I'm glad that this is going to record what I have to say to you I'm sure that the clerical error is funny so you're laughing and the landlord is laughing and the only one who's not laughing is the woman about to lose her home. I'm going to resend this and you are going tell me you've received the information. I need to know this is getting fixed today. There was silence followed by a yes sir.
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I would love a code to enter on my phone to send a zap down the line to people like that one. Yeah - real funny guys. Because food, clothing, shelter are a lark. :rolleyes:

Good on you, @Qky75 for standing up and getting things both corrected and back in proper perspective. 🌟
Mittering said:
EDIT: Didnt notice but half of this post .... didn't. Disregard or make fun.
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Frustrations acknowledged. 🫂
Greylag said:
great on my way to a warm house and hot meal.
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Glad there's a happy ending? Sounds like a truly awful day!! Hope you warm up and the van will be okay.
 
likes2watchU said:
I would love a code to enter on my phone to send a zap down the line to people like that one. Yeah - real funny guys. Because food, clothing, shelter are a lark. :rolleyes:

Good on you, @Qky75 for standing up and getting things both corrected and back in proper perspective. 🌟

Frustrations acknowledged. 🫂

Glad there's a happy ending? Sounds like a truly awful day!! Hope you warm up and the van will be okay.
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Oooo I always wanted a line zapper
 
Greylag said:
It’s not like me but what a crap day that was. I guess I should have expected it the moment I saw the weather forecast. Of course the taxi driver who cut me up on the way to the Estate didn’t help! Why did his late day Licensed Taxi Driver…. Should read Licensed Dickhead!

Then the bloody weather yes the forecast was spot on….well nearly. It said it would rain and it did …a little, then a lot, then it pissed it down, then it really pissed it down. Then it turned to ice, then a blizzard, then it pissed it down again…five drives two layers of goretex and still wet to the knickers

I was wetter than an otters pocket and colder than an huskies balls…and miserable by the end of the day … but hey it was home time….except the van wouldn’t start….battery screwed! Typical French engineering you can’t get at it to attach jump leads…..what moron designs theses things?

Bump, started it with the help of a Keeper who towed me to the top of the hill!…great on my way to a warm house and hot meal.

Not a bloody chance the house was in darkness the power off for the last 12hours! That’s okay get the old gas barbecue out of the shed….dig out the old mice nest and connnect to the gas bottle…..except the pissing thing was empty.

Okay chip shop will do for a hot meal get there put my order through and the sodding power engineers walk in laughing and joking really….why aren’t you guys sorting out my sodding power outage? They didn’t stay to answer. Chipshop owner thought it was something he said….i didn’t say actually it was me; I wanted my supper.

Great fish and chips by the gas lantern…..pick up my knife and fork and the power comes on……really?

Aaah that feels better!
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I dont know what to say except ....ugh.....

At least the fish n chips were good........
 
dkak001 said:
I have questions and comments, but shall refrain...
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No, don't be shy. I can answer your questions and comments with equal snarkiness and sarcasm in an effort to brighten your day or shock your sense of decency.

* All responses will adhere to the terms of membership and may not reflect the OPs true sense of depravity.
 
Mittering said:
My wife and kids were upset that I put Ginger in the stew last night.
They loved that cat.
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Mittering said:
No, don't be shy. I can answer your questions and comments with equal snarkiness and sarcasm
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I was just wondering if maybe you're wife doesn't like eating 🐈, is all. And Ginger to boot!

Personally, I'm a fan, but to each their own... LOL 😂
 
kathyisgr65 said:
U speak more than I understand..
Hey sweetie how are u feeling.. big hugs
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:LOL: I am hanging in there... had to run errands after work. Forgot one thing - so errands tomorrow, too. :rolleyes:
Was hangry by the time I got home. Thought I would save time and eat a (rare for me) frozen dinner. OMG - those truly should be outlawed!! #FoodCrime 🤢
Got my protein fix though - dessert is a delicious, fresh pear. (SO much better!!!)

You??
 
likes2watchU said:
:LOL: I am hanging in there... had to run errands after work. Forgot one thing - so errands tomorrow, too. :rolleyes:
Was hangry by the time I got home. Thought I would save time and eat a (rare for me) frozen dinner. OMG - those truly should be outlawed!! #FoodCrime 🤢
Got my protein fix though - dessert is a delicious, fresh pear. (SO much better!!!)

You??
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Frozen meals...food not even a drunk bachelor will eat..
Agreed they're no bueno
I'm doing well..same thing... continues...
Pears are yummy!
 
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