🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

I often tell people to explain things to me like I'm 5. If you can explain it to a 5 year old, you can explain it to that half the population that is dumber than the average person...

Also, when people explain things to me like I'm 5, I find they make it sound more interesting anyway. Usually. I mean, you gotta make things sound fun to hold a 5 year olds attention. Glitter can get involved.

Should this also include head pats?
 
alright, im here, fuck texas, fuck the power company, and fuck the old owner of this house...he better be fucking dead...grrr

if i missed anything important please repost...i am far too overstimulated to go back and read 8 pages of missed messages since last night 🤣

now bring me a brat...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Rpufs4s-l-8AAAAC/pat-lap.gif

I'll be a good girl because you clearly need this today
 
OMG, trying to read the last 24+ hours of posts 30+ pages - I can’t do it 😢

Here’s my take on the last day and a half in the Brat House:
Boobies: Good (very good, delicious in fact)
Pain: Not good (for me)
Massage: Very Good
“Daddy”: Not good (for me)

Now returning to my regularly scheduled office job.
 
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