What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[PMarky2]

I have finally realized - at the age of 55 - that I do indeed have 'a type' of woman that I go for. I always thought the only qualifications were breathing and reasonably intelligent, but it seems that slim, blue eyes and either dark blonde or light brown hair tend to be contributory factors.

 

[SmokingFap]

Sometimes I think I'm funny

I've seen you around. You're funny.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Because that's what they want.

Isn't that the truth?

 

[SmokingFap]

Isn't that the truth?

A bully just wants you to be scared of them. A narcissist just wants you to be thinking about them, good or bad, they don't care. And sometimes you can't help thinking about them anyway. But you can make damn sure they don't KNOW you're thinking about them.

 

[SmokingFap]

Why the fuck does my Google keyboard need 170mb of storage space just to let me use speech-to-text and not autocorrect cuss words?

Fuck you, Google. Shit. Fuck.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I think I found my spirit animal in this kid, I wish I was this unbothered queen.

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[Chillygirl]

I am so grateful for my friends.

 

[SmokingFap]

https://imgur.com/a/UXi8oHD

Look at my nomnoms... @Justabaldguy70 and @EricaAnna And @AlwaysDancing

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You get fabulouser and fabulouser are all the time, Flower. That all looks amazing.

 

[SmokingFap]

I think I found my spirit animal in this kid, I wish I was this unbothered queen.

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I dunno. Looks a little sketchy to me.

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Now, I'm NOT saying that baby's dead. But she's either on valium or stuffed.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You get fabulouser and fabulouser are all the time, Flower. That all looks amazing.

Thank you, honey.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Work related rant: for fucks sake woman, you have had these things explained to you a dozen times by different people!!! Why do you report on every leaf that falls wrong side up on the sidewalk??

Stay off the fucking radio and if you need to use it, learn HOW!!!! I've tried to teach you but you discount everything I say because I've no authority over you. You only listen to bosses, fine. Then stop fucking asking me shit! Leave me alone. Stop telling me you'll do it my way if you then change your mind. Mostly, shut up!

/end rant

 

[SmokingFap]

I am so grateful for my friends.

I know you've got some great ones over on your thread, Chilly. Would like to think I'm one of them.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why be in a relationship, if you're not really going to do relationship things, like tell your friends... Or family ...

And no. I'm not mad, I'm hurt.... There's a difference.....

 

[MedicalMuse]

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My fucking day. Hell, my week.

 

[SmokingFap]

Thank you, honey.

Just two questions. Bay leaf in the stew or not? And do you put beer in yours? I always had a nice dark beer, usually an amber ale.

 

[Chillygirl]

I know you've got some great ones over on your thread, Chilly. Would like to think I'm one of them.

Yes, yes you are!

 

[SmokingFap]

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My fucking day. Hell, my week.

Sorry, Muse. But on the upside, you look great in a pirate hat.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Just two questions. Bay leaf in the stew or not? And do you put beer in yours? I always had a nice dark beer, usually an amber ale.

Neither goes in this one!
https://thesaltymarshmallow.com/best-ever-instant-pot-beef-stew/

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’ll be okay. Just never imagined I’d be going through this

 

[SmokingFap]

Neither goes in this one!
https://thesaltymarshmallow.com/best-ever-instant-pot-beef-stew/

Thanks, Flower! I'm always looking for great new recipes. I've never put tomatoes or tomato sauce or puree in my stew before, but I bet that's really good. And I don't always have it on hand, because I use it quite a bit and forget to get more, but I would eat boot leather with Worcesterseestershystershire on it.

 

[SmokingFap]

Thank you, honey.

And you thought I just loved you for your boobs.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Thanks, Flower! I'm always looking for great new recipes. I've never put tomatoes or tomato sauce or puree in my stew before, but I bet that's really good. And I don't always have it on hand, because I use it quite a bit and forget to get more, but I would eat boot leather with Worcesterseestershystershire on it.

The tomato and Worsctershire sauce pair so well with beef. Promise that you will enjoy it.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I dunno. Looks a little sketchy to me.

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Now, I'm NOT saying that baby's dead. But she's either on valium or stuffed.

You’re definitely not familiar with this kid then

 

[SmokingFap]

The tomato and Worsctershire sauce pair so well with beef. Promise that you will enjoy it.

The only time I use tomatoes and Worcestershire together is in Swiss steak, and it is a fabulous combination, I just never think to use it in anything else. So thanks for the heads-up.

 

[LupineOne]

Neither goes in this one!
https://thesaltymarshmallow.com/best-ever-instant-pot-beef-stew/

Looks damn good! I might have to try this! Thanks, Flower!