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I know that's from Encino Man... but have absolutely no idea what you are trying to say there...

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Even he doesn't know what he's trying to say 🤭
Aw, Rafey-bear, I knew you could dance
That's not what the voices in your head told me
Hey! Don't listen to them! They are not to be trusted
 
Rattlers are preferred. They have the decency to warn you and not want you near them as much as you don't wanna be.

Fucking LA and FL have stupid water moccasins that will fucking chase across land or water!

Scorpions, just shake out your shoes and your towels before use and you'll be fine. Same thing with the tarantulas.
You sound like a seasoned Aussie Princess @Chloe_Harper
 
Really?! 😍😍😍 it's a dream of mine to be an Aussie Princess!!!
You're welcome in my realm anytime.

And yeah, when 99% of the animals can kill you in Oz, you tend to get very lackadaisical about it.

Deadly brown snake - give the sister some room

Salty croc - stay out of the water and slap a thong.... Wait a sec... a flip flop to scare it away. We do not use lingerie to scare away wildlife 🤣🤣🤣
 
You're welcome in my realm anytime.

And yeah, when 99% of the animals can kill you in Oz, you tend to get very lackadaisical about it.

Deadly brown snake - give the sister some room

Salty croc - stay out of the water and slap a thong.... Wait a sec... a flip flop to scare it away. We do not use lingerie to scare away wildlife 🤣🤣🤣
I mean, Louisiana and Florida don't have quite as many dangers as Australia, but you grow up with enough that you don't freak out at every crawler or wriggler you come by. And also, have great admiration for wildlife after all the varieties you come across.
 
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