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It's a literal 1 (one!) degree here and my feet are freezing. Who wants to make out?
Only if there’s a big fluffy blanket! My feet are always cold, too!
There's a brat house over yonder
That's where my babies stays
Lord, there's a brat house over yonder
Lord, that's where my babies stays

I ain't been home to see my brats
In 99 and one half days

Wait a minute, something's wrong here
The key won't unlock this door
Wait a minute, something's wrong
Lord, have mercy, this key won't unlock this door
Something's goin' wrong here

I have a bad, bad feeling
That my babies don't brat here no more
That's alright, I still got my guitar
Look out now

(Thanks Jimi… 🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰)
Ohhh I like this a lot! Who wants to cover the lyrics? 😂😂
Just saying hello... I've been off Lit for a bit of time and feel like a virgin, but I see some lovely fellow brats in this forum so I just wanted to say Hello! Carry on💋
Welcome to the Brat House! Come knock on our door and carry on with us any time! 🎵The kisses are literally hers, hers, hers, and his, fours company, too!🎵 Even though many try to take the place of Charlie to the Brat angels around here 🤪🤪😂😂
Come on knock on my door..we've been waiting for you...
Come and dance on our floor…🤪
Oh hell! Now that is going to be in my head all night!! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 Because I like to stir the pot 🤪🤪 Love ya Bestie! ❤️

I have literally busted out in that song 3 times since I read it lmao
It’s a good one! 😂😂
My main memory of that song was Susan Summers' ass in small, tight, khaki shorts.
She was a hottie, wasn’t she?
 
@Sammysub07 Oh no! Gluten intolerance? FODMAP? Or an allergy to cheesy pick up lines?
No, I have an idiopathic food allergy that myself and the allergist can’t figure out. Reactions vary anywhere from mild symptoms to anaphylaxis. Sausage and Brats have been a big culprit because they’re often seasoned during processing.

And, because here in the US, if an ingredient or preservative is less than 5%, manufacturers don’t have to list it.

But my reactions aren’t limited to just these foods. So I usually season conservatively with what I know I don’t react to and take my meds before going to new restaurants and trying new foods 😂
 
Good morning all my bratty queens and the lurkers....

I'll be around today, unlike yesterday because I guess people need heat to survive and it kept me busy. Not to happy, I was hoping they'd just make a fire (just set their houses on fire and not worry about their furnaces) and leave me alone but no such luck.. 😁

Edit b/c @Peter_Out is a pillcock 🤭 🤭 🤭 (i'm so happy I got to use this)..... we are not queens but princesses..... I'll make the adjustment for future posts after today.....can't make anyone happy 😋😋😋

Are you happy now Peter??? 😅😅
 
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