Where is the most unusual or risky place you’ve masturbated or given/received a handjob or blowjob?

[YourSecretDesires]

I used to kind of get off doing it at other people’s houses, that’s why I ask. Did it once in the bathroom after having dinner at a friend’s. They all sat down to watch a movie and I excused myself to their bathroom.

Interesting. I don't think I ever jerked off while anyone was home (at their house). But the aforementioned bathroom BJ was at a friend's. She was in bed watching a movie, her friend and I were hooking up in the next room and for a little more privacy we went to the bathroom and she sucked me off. Our friend knew what was going on though.

 

[YourSecretDesires]

Does masturbate someone via remote controlled vibrator count?

Oh, I did that at work once with a girl. Lots of fun. She had the little egg thing inside her pussy and I was playing with it during a meeting.

 

[Scotchlander]

I'm a huge exhibitionist. One night, I decided to test my luck and sit out on the porch, pull my shorts and panties down, and rub my vibrator against my clit.

It was dark out so there wasn't much risk of being caught, but my house faces a fairly busy road in my town, and even at 1 am there were maybe two or three cars ever few minutes. I was situated far enough back that I was only visible in headlights as the cars were passing, but if anyone would have glanced over, they could have seen me.

It was completely still except for the sound of me using my vibrator. I had to work myself up to being brave enough to masturbate while cars were passing, but I was sitting with my legs spread and my pussy completely visible. The thought that anyone could see me was intensely erotic!

If I had saw you I would have stopped and played with myself while watching

 

[Tbone78xxx]

I masturbated and jizzed under a desk at my college library. I also got a blow job several times while driving and once in a work bathroom stall.

 

[AreWeAlone]

In a movie theater; a conference room at work; while driving; parking lots; hiking trails; on a Greyhound bus…off the top of my head. Might think of more

 

[P0peye]

I gave my best friend Larry blowjobs in many places. In school in the boy's room, on a little used stairway landing between classes, on the rooftop of his apartment house, in alleyways.

 

[Nellie60]

In a movie theater; a conference room at work; while driving; parking lots; hiking trails; on a Greyhound bus…off the top of my head. Might think of more

With your experience maybe you are not alone LOL sometimes..

 

[marcusmayhem73]

I have had quite a few "risky adventures", both masturbating and getting blow jobs, even having sex, but that is not the focus of this thread.

When I was much younger, I was always jerking off while driving .... I would wear shorts and pull my member out from the bottom of a leg hole, or I would wear sweats and push them down to access my cock from the top, and then stroke myself as I was driving on the interstate or city highway. If there was a stop light, it was always exciting to see if anyone next to me would look over and see me jerking off. Sometimes I would get a frown, most times it would be shock and then there were the rare times that I would get a head nod or big smile, from both sexes.

On the BJ side of things, there was the time that my GF decided to give me a blow job during family movie night. We were on the end of the couch, her younger brother was next to her on one side and I was on the other side of her, on the end of the couch. Her mom and dad were sitting next to each other on the love seat, that was positioned at an angle towards the TV on the side that her brother was sitting. We had a blanket on top of us, and My GF started getting frisky, feeling me up outside of my jeans, getting my cock hard. Then, she unbuttoned my 501s and reached her hand in to pull it out after it started getting hard. I looked at her, and she looked directly at me with hunger in her eyes. I nodded my head at her towards her brother and her mom and dad, to which she just smiled, looked over at them and then slipped under the blanket. Her brother was nodding off, so he wasn't really a concern, but mom and dad were wide awake. The movie was kinda loud, it was Die Hard, and it had just come out on video, so they were engrossed in the action. It was during the scene when the police were storming the tower, and my GF was going to town on my hard cock, sucking and bobbing, as I attempted to remain as quiet as I could, not to bring attention to us. It didn't take long for me to shoot my load, since it was super erotic to see my GF's head bobbing up and down under a blanket with her parents only 8 feet away. Once she was done, she slipped her head out from under the blanket and, not even missing a beat, saw the missile blow up the armored vehicle on the screen she said "oh my god, I can't believe they just did that" ... both her mom and dad turned to look at her and said "shhhh". LOL .... she just giggled at that, tightened her grip on my cock underneath the blanket, and then snuggled closer to me, looked up and me and smiled a big, evil smile. She wouldn't let me put my cock back in my pants until the movie was almost completely over, and when I did, she gave me the saddest pouty face I have ever seen in my life. That was a pretty risky BJ, but well worth it.

 

[BongoGal]

I frequently studied at a desk in an otherwise empty floor of an old college library. I might have read for an hour or two before I would decide to have a 'study break' that would involve me fiddling about between my legs until I burst. I was always as quiet as possible even though I was sure I was alone up there. I will acknowledge, however, that there is a non-zero chance that there might have been someone who was there without me knowing. If so, I hope that he or she found it hot and not gross.
(I would never do that these days because I'd be too paranoid about surveillance cameras.)

 

[Breastobsessed84]

Public bathrooms, under a blanket in the back seat of a car, work everyday. I'll jerk off anywhere.

 

[Mrs_and_mr]

Wife gave me a BJ In the walk in beer cooler at a grocery store

 

[DirtyMarine]

I frequently studied at a desk in an otherwise empty floor of an old college library. I might have read for an hour or two before I would decide to have a 'study break' that would involve me fiddling about between my legs until I burst. I was always as quiet as possible even though I was sure I was alone up there. I will acknowledge, however, that there is a non-zero chance that there might have been someone who was there without me knowing. If so, I hope that he or she found it hot and not gross.
(I would never do that these days because I'd be too paranoid about surveillance cameras.)

I may have written a story about something like this before.

 

[Nellie60]

I frequently studied at a desk in an otherwise empty floor of an old college library. I might have read for an hour or two before I would decide to have a 'study break' that would involve me fiddling about between my legs until I burst. I was always as quiet as possible even though I was sure I was alone up there. I will acknowledge, however, that there is a non-zero chance that there might have been someone who was there without me knowing. If so, I hope that he or she found it hot and not gross.
(I would never do that these days because I'd be too paranoid about surveillance cameras.)

Right you are..I have seen a video where an office receptionist was masturbating herself rather frantically spread eagled on her director chair unbeknown to her that the cameras were in fact recording. Pretty hot watching it..

I wouldn't do it but the temptation is there when you think you are alone with the cameras. LOL

 

[Grindallnight]

My wife gave me a blowjob while I was driving home after playing a gig downtown. A few blocks from the venue and she unzipped my pants, pulled it out and went down on me. I remember being at a stop light in our car next to a pickup truck. The driver watched while we were stopped. She continued blowing me down the freeway all the way to our house. I parked in front on the street, and she just kept going. I remember seeing a neighbor a few houses down outside having a smoke while I was just letting her blow me. We went inside and some of the best sex that night/early morning.

 

[EllaB_17]

In my teens my mom walked into my room countless times when I was masturbating, and once when I was blowing my boyfriend.

 

[EllaB_17]

What was her reaction when she walked in on you masturbating?

Every time she pretended she didn't see anything, and up to now she never even mentioned any of these events. She always remained discreet.

 

[EllaB_17]

That's good! I'm glad she didn't make it awkward at all! Did it ruin the moment for you? Or did you continue on after she left

As far as I can remember, I just continued after she left.
Yes, I guess she was very understanding and never made me feel uncomfortable, and of course never blamed me or anything.

 

[Beardy_181]

Years ago in college there was a girl who always had wanted to suck my dick. So one night we walked to a distant corner of campus and she blew me while I leaned against the exterior wall of an academic building.

 

[EllaB_17]

She sounds like a wonderful mom. You're a pretty lucky girl!

I think the worst experience was when I tried one time to masturbate in the toilet of a bus station.
Someone climbed the wall to check what was going on.
It was horrifying, I felt guilty for hours.

 

[EllaB_17]

I would imagine it being a surprise to you! But why feel guilty about it?

I don't know, I just felt guilty. Being seen. Who does that while waiting for a bus.

 

[EllaB_17]

Maybe a very bored, and very horny young lady?

Yes. To kill the time, I guess.

 

[Sgts19]

Listening to my wife...way before she was my wife..and her boyfriend in the next room. I jerked off all over my fuck buddy while she was sleeping
Hearing my friend and girlfriend in the next room fucking
On the shore of an island in northern Maine when 4 kayakers went by 10' from us
On the roof of a building looking down into my ex girlfriend bedroom watching her getting fucked

Does it count if I was driving and my wife was blowing our friend in the back seat

 

[kc_sweetNsour]

I can't get into great detail here... but a football game

 

[kc_sweetNsour]

Would you be more willing to go into more detail on a private message?

Most likely

 

[Swuchrow]

one night I connected with a guy on doublelist. I went to his house where he met me at his door. He invited into his living room where he pulled at his cock and I gave him a blow job while his wife was in bed in the next room. It was only about 10 minutes from the time we started until he came in my mouth. I clean his cock and headed home.