Random sexual thoughts

[Vitriolhack]

Mini Twitter story!
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when Craigslist existed, I would post messages in the local hookups that sounded like this, “lip services offered, no reciprocity required. Lip service include, licking, eating, teasing and devouring of your pussy.”

I received many Enquiries for further explanations. “Let me get this straight, you want to eat my pussy? And you don’t want anything in return?” To which I would answer, “you understood it Exactly well!”

Other Enquiries, “Is it ok if I am a not a super model? And a little chubby.” My answer, “there are no height or size issues, let me know how I can help.”

And a very sweet one, “my dear, it has been more than 25 years I have not had anyone lick my privates. I am a widower approaching my 70s, would you be amenable to servicing my lady parts?” My answer, “I am terribly sorry for your loss ma’am, I look forward to getting better acquainted with your femininity.”

………

 

[SPARTAN047]

Mini Twitter story!
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when Craigslist existed, I would post messages in the local hookups that sounded like this, “lip services offered, no reciprocity required. Lip service include, licking, eating, teasing and devouring of your pussy.”

I received many Enquiries for further explanations. “Let me get this straight, you want to eat my pussy? And you don’t want anything in return?” To which I would answer, “you understood it Exactly well!”

Other Enquiries, “Is it ok if I am a not a super model? And a little chubby.” My answer, “there are no height or size issues, let me know how I can help.”

And a very sweet one, “my dear, it has been more than 25 years I have not had anyone lick my privates. I am a widower approaching my 70s, would you be amenable to servicing my lady parts?” My answer, “I am terribly sorry for your loss ma’am, I look forward to getting better acquainted with your femininity.”

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That's cute. I'm sure they appreciated your services and came back for more.

It's not something I'll offer unless we're together and you're my Dom/me. I expect reciprocation in almost everything I do, oral, rimming and fucking, but as a bottom I can let the fucking go. The rest is expected and I'll give you back more than what you can handle. I'm not interested in selfish men or women who only take and don't give pleasure.

Others who are into this have had their own unique journeys, I'm sure, and I applaud you all.

 

[Vitriolhack]

That's cute. I'm sure they appreciated your services and came back for more.

It's not something I'll offer unless we're together and you're my Dom/me. I expect reciprocation in almost everything I do, oral, rimming and fucking, but as a bottom I can let the fucking go. The rest is expected and I'll give you back more than what you can handle. I'm not interested in selfish men or women who only take and don't give pleasure.

Others who are into this have had their own unique journeys, I'm sure, and I applaud you all.

To the orally inclined, giving is as pleasurable as receiving.

 

[Scotchlander]

Mini Twitter story!
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when Craigslist existed, I would post messages in the local hookups that sounded like this, “lip services offered, no reciprocity required. Lip service include, licking, eating, teasing and devouring of your pussy.”

I received many Enquiries for further explanations. “Let me get this straight, you want to eat my pussy? And you don’t want anything in return?” To which I would answer, “you understood it Exactly well!”

Other Enquiries, “Is it ok if I am a not a super model? And a little chubby.” My answer, “there are no height or size issues, let me know how I can help.”

And a very sweet one, “my dear, it has been more than 25 years I have not had anyone lick my privates. I am a widower approaching my 70s, would you be amenable to servicing my lady parts?” My answer, “I am terribly sorry for your loss ma’am, I look forward to getting better acquainted with your femininity.”

………

That’s the kind of thing I would like to do.

I much prefer giving than receiving and would be happy to service any pussy.

How many did you meet? Did you refuse anyone?

 

[SPARTAN047]

To the orally inclined, giving is as pleasurable as receiving.

That's true. I love giving and receiving oral very much. Cock or pussy. I don't need it given to me 50-50, I'm happy to give more but I do need to get off.

 

[Wonderer67]

Mini Twitter story!
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when Craigslist existed, I would post messages in the local hookups that sounded like this, “lip services offered, no reciprocity required. Lip service include, licking, eating, teasing and devouring of your pussy.”

I received many Enquiries for further explanations. “Let me get this straight, you want to eat my pussy? And you don’t want anything in return?” To which I would answer, “you understood it Exactly well!”

Other Enquiries, “Is it ok if I am a not a super model? And a little chubby.” My answer, “there are no height or size issues, let me know how I can help.”

And a very sweet one, “my dear, it has been more than 25 years I have not had anyone lick my privates. I am a widower approaching my 70s, would you be amenable to servicing my lady parts?” My answer, “I am terribly sorry for your loss ma’am, I look forward to getting better acquainted with your femininity.”

………

Could you elaborate more abt some of the encounters. Sounds hot!

 

[tristantrotsky]

Mini Twitter story!
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when Craigslist existed, I would post messages in the local hookups that sounded like this, “lip services offered, no reciprocity required. Lip service include, licking, eating, teasing and devouring of your pussy.”

I received many Enquiries for further explanations. “Let me get this straight, you want to eat my pussy? And you don’t want anything in return?” To which I would answer, “you understood it Exactly well!”

Other Enquiries, “Is it ok if I am a not a super model? And a little chubby.” My answer, “there are no height or size issues, let me know how I can help.”

And a very sweet one, “my dear, it has been more than 25 years I have not had anyone lick my privates. I am a widower approaching my 70s, would you be amenable to servicing my lady parts?” My answer, “I am terribly sorry for your loss ma’am, I look forward to getting better acquainted with your femininity.”

………

This is such a lovely story.
Bringing pleasure to the world by getting your own oral pleasures.
I salute you.

 

[fullservice65]

I want to fuck. I want to fuck now.
That's a pretty straightforward sexual thought.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Could you elaborate more abt some of the encounters. Sounds hot!

Would love to make it a literotica story.

 

[lmc89]

At the weekend I went for a jog in Hampstead heath, there was a muddy icy patch that I could see from far off and people were climbing over a small fence to avoid the mud. An orderly queue had formed (as we are in uk) by the time I got there.
A woman in early to mid 40s put one leg over, the guy behind, under the guise of helping cupped her ass cheek and helped her over the wall running his palm from pussy to top of her ass. She was wearing flared levis, it was definitely not her husband she turned and looked at the guy with a scowl then a little smile as if to say you crossed the line but I liked it…
My random thought is spitroasting her in the forest, jeans pulled to her knees, the older guy doing her doggy slapping her ass and me, running shorts pulled down as she sucks my cock

 

[Scotchlander]

At the weekend I went for a jog in Hampstead heath, there was a muddy icy patch that I could see from far off and people were climbing over a small fence to avoid the mud. An orderly queue had formed (as we are in uk) by the time I got there.
A woman in early to mid 40s put one leg over, the guy behind, under the guise of helping cupped her ass cheek and helped her over the wall running his palm from pussy to top of her ass. She was wearing flared levis, it was definitely not her husband she turned and looked at the guy with a scowl then a little smile as if to say you crossed the line but I liked it…
My random thought is spitroasting her in the forest, jeans pulled to her knees, the older guy doing her doggy slapping her ass and me, running shorts pulled down as she sucks my cock

We have to be careful in the uk of such things.

If the woman does not like the look of you, she can have you arrested and put on the sex offenders register

 

[SPARTAN047]

We have to be careful in the uk of such things.

If the woman does not like the look of you, she can have you arrested and put on the sex offenders register

Truth personified.

Same can happen in America and India.

 

[PMarky2]

The other morning I was waking up, and I dreamt/thought about the Friend-with-the-cute-Mummy-tummy's younger daughter kissed me full on the mouth, forcing my mouth open with her tongue whilst her mother watches us approvingly. Somehow fast forward to being in the bathroom in my house both of us naked. She is pushed up against the wall of the shower, and I am licking her pussy. I pull back for a moment, and she pisses on me before pulling me to my feet, and licking my nipples tasting her own pee as she licks it off my chest....

 

[SPARTAN047]

The other morning I was waking up, and I dreamt/thought about the Friend-with-the-cute-Mummy-tummy's younger daughter kissed me full on the mouth, forcing my mouth open with her tongue whilst her mother watches us approvingly. Somehow fast forward to being in the bathroom in my house both of us naked. She is pushed up against the wall of the shower, and I am licking her pussy. I pull back for a moment, and she pisses on me before pulling me to my feet, and licking my nipples tasting her own pee as she licks it off my chest....

Wow, that's actually pretty hot. I'd try it.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Watching the hockey game alone, how much fun would it be to have a special friend here!

 

[Scotchlander]

Watching the hockey game alone, how much fun would it be to have a special friend here!

That’s my greatest pleasure in life.

Watching football on tv. Beer in left hand and cock being sucked by a sexy woman. And fingering her from behind d with my right hand ahhhhh bliss

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I wonder if my wife is as horny and frustrated as I am. I've got to find a way to make time for us to talk through this....

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

My husband comes home unexpectedly. I don't hear him come in. From the kitchen he can hear moans coming from the bedroom. At first he assumes I am masturbating. His cock grows hard. But pushing the bedroom door and peering in he finds me locked in a 69 with another woman. I am on top, facing the door. He cannot tell who it but can see her hands holding my cheeks open, a middle finger is buried to the hilt in my asshole.

I hear a noise and look up, seeing him standing there stroking his now naked cock. My face glistens with her juice. I make a "shussh" motion with my index finger then motion him to come here. By now he is naked as he moves between the females legs, Gripping his cock, I guide her into the womans pussy and hear her moan loudly. I grin as I lift to reveal an old girlfriend of ours , Shawna, whom we had not seen in years. A neighbor from years ago with whom we had one of our earliest threesomes. She and I had been planning a hookup and surprise my hubby.

"Fuck your still fuckin tight" he moans out as he fucks her like the first time.

 

[Omniluv4U]

Working out at the gym this morning I had the thought of fucking a younger 30 something married couple who work out there as well. She’s a pretty, blonde and kind thick. She has a great ass and always wears tight yoga pants. I fantasied about her laying down on the bench press, spreading her heavy thighs revealing her trimmed pussy. She tells me to lick her wet pussy while her cuck hubby sucks my hard cock.

 

[Deleted member 6903436]

Putting the washing away that weall do, boreing!

Looking out my son's bedroom windowI could see my neibour in her kitchen. A single mom. Watching her do whatever she was doing, I wonder if she wanted some adult company.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Putting the washing away that weall do, boreing!

Looking out my son's bedroom windowI could see my neibourin her kitchen. A single mom. Watching her do whatever she was doing, I wonder if she wanted some adult company.

Do you talk to her? Maybe she is interested in just a conversation.

 

[Crownvic]

It’s when woodie wakes you up.and needs tending to...

 

[Deleted member 6903436]

Do you talk to her? Maybe she is interested in just a conversation.

We talk to each other. Wave as we pass. Never sat down together for a good conversation yet.

 

[Vitriolhack]

We talk to each other. Wave as we pass. Never sat down together for a good conversation yet.

Your neighbors may surprise you!

 

[PMarky2]

I've never been able to figure out what the seg-way is from chatting about life, the universe, and everything to asking a woman if she fancies getting more intimate. There have been a couple of times where I felt the door might have been unlocked, but I could work out how to work the latch.