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[UnquietDreams]

I'm going to try to guess every one of them.

One day someone will come along and marvel at my suggestions and say they have a crush on me for a change.

I have a crush on you.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have a crush on you.

Same. @Wriggle I have major envy of your dick tricks. They've been burned into my brain ever since that @morelikeasong thread

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't think I would have sex with my twin...

I would have sex with your twin. Just saying.

It would be weirder with my clone because chances are, my clone would be much younger than I am.

Yeah, that gets really squicky. Unless there is time travel involved. And none of this The Time Traveler's Wife creepy grooming thing.

But if I was somehow copied with my same brain containing all my experiences, inner thoughts, and memories, and before the copy develops any of her own... Then ... Hmmm... Maybe

An android copy?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Same

Yes, this is what I was referring to. If you split off and there was a perfect copy of you standing in front of you. The part that tripped me up is that at some point one of us is going to cum and the one that does is going to get that post-nut clarity and become very embarrassed and defensive

Shouldnt both of you cum at the exact same time because you're perfect copies of each other?

And why be embarrassed? Do you get embarrassed after you masturbate?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

An android copy?

That's even weirder. Hmmm. Am I just my own sex toy now?

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's even weirder. Hmmm. Am I just my own sex toy now?

Yeah, that gets weirder when you think about your sex toy becoming self-aware.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Shouldnt both of you cum at the exact same time because you're perfect copies of each other?

So that's the dream, but it seems like that wouldn't go that way EVERY time. I mean, I guess we'd work on our communication skills at some point, but I don't know what his motivations are

Do you get embarrassed after you masturbate?

Depends on how that nut was accomplished

 

[morelikeasong]

if they had a clone would they bone it? I mean we all masturbate, right? So that's sex with yourself in a way. If there was another corporeal form, would you do stuff with it?

There’s a scene in My Old Ass where she asks the older version of herself to kiss her because she wants to see what kissing herself is like. I found that very relatable I’d make out with myself for sure, at the very least

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

There’s a scene in My Old Ass where she asks the older version of herself to kiss her because she wants to see what kissing herself is like. I found that very relatable I’d make out with myself for sure, at the very least

Yes! you get it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There’s a scene in My Old Ass where she asks the older version of herself to kiss her because she wants to see what kissing herself is like. I found that very relatable I’d make out with myself for sure, at the very least

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I think this still applies…

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

I have a feeling @default24 will be free and free for you.

I have a little tea about @TotallyNotTaegul though... I think she might be a catfish so she might be available only if you $$$

Excuse me? If I were a fish, it wouldn't be a catfish. Pfft.

I would be a groper. Oops, I meant  grouper. Honest typo.

(Dear spellchecker, fuck you. If I meant to say  proper instead of groper , I would have spelled it that way!)

Tee hee hee
TNT

 

[UnquietDreams]

There’s a scene in My Old Ass where she asks the older version of herself to kiss her because she wants to see what kissing herself is like. I found that very relatable I’d make out with myself for sure, at the very least

And I think I know how that would play out....

(Safe for Work, and Life)

 

[morelikeasong]

Yes! you get it

I’m a really good kisser!

I’ve never gone down on a woman though and I don’t have much experience receiving so I’m not confident that I’d be good at that part, even with myself. Maybe strap on sex though

 

[Sexy_Singer]

There’s a scene in My Old Ass where she asks the older version of herself to kiss her because she wants to see what kissing herself is like. I found that very relatable I’d make out with myself for sure, at the very least

People would pay to see that for sure.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m a really good kisser!

I’ve never gone down on a woman though and I don’t have much experience receiving so I’m not confident that I’d be good at that part, even with myself. Maybe strap on sex though

I'm almost there, keep going

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm almost there, keep going

Race ya!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Race ya!

I'll beat you to it!

 

[morelikeasong]

People would pay to see that for sure.

I’ll pop it up on OnlyMoms

I'm almost there, keep going

You’ve really got me thinking about this now
So you know how they have those double sided dildos? I bet a clone would be the best person to get the right rhythm with one of those… just a thought

 

[morelikeasong]

Race ya!

I'll beat you to it!

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[UnquietDreams]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'll beat you to it!

I’m pretty fleet of meat

Wait…I mean

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So you know how they have those double sided dildos?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/pQWO__vyNswAAAAd/maybe.gif

I bet a clone would be the best person to get the right rhythm with one of those… just a thought

You might be right... I thought @OrdinaryPerson or @crazychemgirl would be the best to get your rhythm synced. Darn, if only there were a way to test this hypothesis. For science, of course

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll pop it up on OnlyMoms

You’ve really got me thinking about this now
So you know how they have those double sided dildos? I bet a clone would be the best person to get the right rhythm with one of those… just a thought

Yeah…that did it…

 

[morelikeasong]

You might be right... I thought @OrdinaryPerson or @crazychemgirl would be the best to get your rhythm synced. Darn, if only there were a way to test this hypothesis. For science, of course

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[Deleted member 6568729]

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Oh hush. You'll be fine.