🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

funniest thing to happen in this thread yet

You're just unhappy because we pick on you.

It isn't our fault you are just so totally brat targetable!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

funniest thing to happen in this thread yet

Is it? IS IT?!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Doing my part to increase the bums in this thread.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's pretty funny! I remember getting that album, back in the day (I still have it). It was such a big deal and.... that was the only song on those two records I really liked.

Yeah, they were trying to do a follow up to one of the greatest albums ever recorded, and you can only catch lightning in the bottle once. The relationships had scared over, Lindsey wasn't writing as much, less cocaine, and you ended up more with five artists experimenting as solo artists rather than a band. Interesting for what it is, but it wasn't Rumors 2. But "Tusk" still holds up.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What happened?

And why is everyone naked?

Also why does Sammy have a tiara?

And why is Chloe hogging all the treats?

So there was this chicken at the party last night...

 

[UnquietDreams]

All I see is bratty behaviour, sorry.

Okay, there are varying definitions of the word "good." These ladies are very good.

 

[MisterAlice]

So there was this chicken at the party last night...

Was it that one foot cock I've heard the brats talk a lot about lately?

https://sipwhiskey.com/cdn/shop/products/BuffaloDistillingOneFootCockEmpireRye.jpg?v=1630385873

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Okay, there are varying definitions of the word "good." These ladies are very good.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am not going to call out who it is.... but in real life... one of our own looks pretty much exactly like someone in that picture.

It's me. I have more than a passing resemblance to a steering wheel.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ummm we never need a list! Didn’t you learn anything from @UnquietDreams this morning?!
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Doesn’t help

See Rafe is being seeing the light today!

There is so much bullshit in this post.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Ok, brats, it's time for our weekly Boobs, Bums & Bedlam report, and I have to say, sadly, we're falling way behind in the Boobs and Bums categories. Any suggestion on how to optimize performance would be greatly appreciated! Looking forward to next week's report!

Did we always have a Standards and Practices department?

 

[UnquietDreams]

funniest thing to happen in this thread yet

A chart? You and I define "funniest" in much different ways, my dude.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

/folds arms and looks sternly at them both

Jealous

 

[UnquietDreams]

Was it that one foot cock I've heard the brats talk a lot about lately?

https://sipwhiskey.com/cdn/shop/products/BuffaloDistillingOneFootCockEmpireRye.jpg?v=1630385873

No, she had two, and she was soaking them in @TXRafe's drink. Then things got a bit...weird.

 

[TXRafe]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/dFBiZgvfaMcAAAAd/dog-puppy-dog-eyes.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/dFBiZgvfaMcAAAAd/dog-puppy-dog-eyes.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

/folds arms and looks sternly at them both

NMK, thanks.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Just because he's prepared to put up with your bed behaviour.

(Sorry, that was meant to be "bad behaviour", but I'm absolutely going to leave the typo in!)

And if you were willing to put up with my bed behavior, you might get kisses too instead check your trousers, your pants are gone

 

[MisterAlice]

It's definitely a more bottom line department than S&P.

Did we always have a Standards and Practices department?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just because he's prepared to put up with your bed behaviour.

(Sorry, that was meant to be "bad behaviour", but I'm absolutely going to leave the typo in!)

Oh, I absolutely am. Bed, couch, floor, shower, table, hood of my car, hood of someone else's car (but not while in traffic, because you have to draw the line somewhere)...

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's definitely a more bottom line department than S&P.

I see what you did there...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A chart? You and I define "funniest" in much different ways, my dude.

I love me a good spreadsheet. But “funny” isn’t really the descriptor I’d use either.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh, I absolutely am. Bed, couch, floor, shower, table, hood of my car, hood of someone else's car (but not while in traffic, because you have to draw the line somewhere)...

Of course, traffic is for the fun inside the car

 

[Sammysub07]

Readjusts your tiara… there much better.

https://media.tenor.com/LfLN483aXswAAAAM/ty-tnx.gif

Okay, there are varying definitions of the word "good." These ladies are very good.

https://media.tenor.com/nHTHmoUiFzwAAAAM/janhvi-janhvi-kapoor.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Of course, traffic is for the fun inside the car

Exactly.