🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

Hey Brat House!!!

Good Morning! ☀️💋 I hope everyone had a great day yesterday and an even better one coming to you today!

Sorry I was MIA yesterday! I had the very unfortunate meeting with a large, glass, Pyrex baking dish to the head that my son, for some reason put on top of the fridge when emptying the dishwasher. When I opened the fridge, my head had a meeting with that baking dish. My head hurt like a mother! By the end of the day I was cuddled in my room, in the dark. I tried to peep on here but it downright just bothered my eyes to be on the phone.

I write you all from my warm bath 🧼 🛀 with all the lights still out. I’m fine, no need to worry. Just send me tons of love! ❤️ Ohhh! I bet if I see lots Chests, Boobs, Bums, and all the Bedlam ever, it’ll help me feel better! 😜😜 Tag me tons, when I come back up I wanna see the craziest Brat House Bedlam today!

I leave you with a dark and moody piece of encouragement! Also, I want a tiara, too! *stomps foot*😜

💋💋

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Hey Brat House!!!

Good Morning! ☀️💋 I hope everyone had a great day yesterday and an even better one coming to you today!

Sorry I was MIA yesterday! I had the very unfortunate meeting with a large, glass, Pyrex baking dish to the head that my son, for some reason put on top of the fridge when emptying the dishwasher. When I opened the fridge, my head had a meeting with that baking dish. My head hurt like a mother! By the end of the day I was cuddled in my room, in the dark. I tried to peep on here but it downright just bothered my eyes to be on the phone.

I write you all from my warm bath 🧼 🛀 with all the lights still out. I’m fine, no need to worry. Just send me tons of love! ❤️ Ohhh! I bet if I see lots Chests, Boobs, Bums, and all the Bedlam ever, it’ll help me feel better! 😜😜 Tag me tons, when I come back up I wanna see the craziest Brat House Bedlam today!

I leave you with a dark and moody piece of encouragement! Also, I want a tiara, too! *stomps foot*😜

💋💋

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Carefully cropped out the welt on your head … well played … but making it difficult to choose the perfect, complementary tiara.

I could go with a collar with a cute little tiara charm. I could. I could.
 
Hey Brat House!!!

Good Morning! ☀️💋 I hope everyone had a great day yesterday and an even better one coming to you today!

Sorry I was MIA yesterday! I had the very unfortunate meeting with a large, glass, Pyrex baking dish to the head that my son, for some reason put on top of the fridge when emptying the dishwasher. When I opened the fridge, my head had a meeting with that baking dish. My head hurt like a mother! By the end of the day I was cuddled in my room, in the dark. I tried to peep on here but it downright just bothered my eyes to be on the phone.

I write you all from my warm bath 🧼 🛀 with all the lights still out. I’m fine, no need to worry. Just send me tons of love! ❤️ Ohhh! I bet if I see lots Chests, Boobs, Bums, and all the Bedlam ever, it’ll help me feel better! 😜😜 Tag me tons, when I come back up I wanna see the craziest Brat House Bedlam today!

I leave you with a dark and moody piece of encouragement! Also, I want a tiara, too! *stomps foot*😜

💋💋

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Oh hun, never fuck around with a head injury. Make sure you get checked out if you have any headaches or dizziness. So sorry that you experienced that. Pyrex dishes could take out James Bond, so I'm glad you survived 😉

I've got a migraine, so seems like a few brats are in the wars. Hopefully Wednesday is a better day for all 🤞🏾
 
Yeah, right. Like that's ever worked.

Fuck. (not an offer, just an expression of "eek!" about the whole thing; I hope you feel top of the world again, soon)


Always!


I... could give you a tiara like I'm going to give Chloe... 😏 (The "encouragement" is great, by the way :heart:)
Ha! I’m a tough one, I’ll be back on top soon enough! ☺️ We could always share the Tiara? 😚 👸🏻

Thank you for your sweet concern and compliments! 😘

Carefully cropped out the welt on your head … well played … but making it difficult to choose the perfect, complementary tiara.

I could go with a collar with a cute little tiara charm. I could. I could.
Ohhh you might be onto something! Tiara over a collar with a pretty charm?! Okay, I’ll take the collar! 💎📿😘
 
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Oh hun, never fuck around with a head injury. Make sure you get checked out if you have any headaches or dizziness. So sorry that you experienced that. Pyrex dishes could take out James Bond, so I'm glad you survived 😉

I've got a migraine, so seems like a few brats are in the wars. Hopefully Wednesday is a better day for all 🤞🏾
I won’t fuck around. I’m a Surgical First Assistant. If it doesn’t subside later today, I’ll stroll in for a CT.

Oh no!! I’m sorry you have a migraine, I know how much they suck! I’ve got all the remedies for those if you wanna share stories and remedies! 😜

Kisses 💋 to a better day today and an epic one tomorrow 🥂
 
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I won’t fuck around. I’m a Surgical First Assistant. If it doesn’t subside later today, I’ll stroll in for a CT.

Oh no!! I’m sorry you have a migraine, I know how much they suck! I’ve got all the remedies for those if you wanna share stories and remedies! 😜

Kisses 💋 to a better day today and an epic on tomorrow 🥂
Oh good to know you're a brat in the know! I was about to say Good woman but is that against brat etiquette?!?! Don't want to risk offending Upper Management.

My tried and tested remedy for my migraines is two paracetamol with a strong coffee... Always helps it go away faster. And before any of y'all go there... Yes, I know orgasms help.

Thanks for the well wishes. Oh and make sure to note the time and date of the Pyrex Disaster for your son's 21st birthday speech 😉 (if he's past that, keep it for another occasion when you need to rib him!)
 
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