Craziest Place you've had sex?

Under a weeping willow tree (interrupted by ants so we switched to a car bonnet)
In a car on top of a hill
In the sea, in a hotel swimming pool and in a family cubicle at the local leisure centre swimming baths
Squash court / Tennis court
On a table in an empty sports club lounge
Back of the car at various sports clubs
Hard shoulder of the A3
Hotel bathroom / Hotel balcony (and seduced by a well-known female athlete on the back stairs of a hotel in Holland)
Multiple blow jobs while driving round the UK

Before I was married (various girlfriends):
While having fun but very uncomfortable sex in my girlfriend's tiny sports car in a deserted countryside car park at midnight, we were shocked to see a police car pull up alongside us. They stopped for a few minutes, and so did we. The police then drove round our car, enjoyed seeing my girlfriend in a state of undress, then drove off.

I slept on the sofa at a girlfriend's family home and she crept downstairs for some morning sex. We must have woken up her parents and I managed to finish the task, and my girlfriend quickly grabbed her clothes and headed to the kitchen, before her father came downstairs and opened the door.

Office desk, office carpet and office car park.

A super quickie upstairs at a girlfriend's home during half time of the FA Cup Final (the rest of her family were downstairs)
Got daymn. Save some pussy for the rest of us lol lol
 
You can't just leave People hanging like that! Lol DO BETTER! tell us more
Ha ha! Well there's probably several stories worth of content about me and swinging. But the first time was in London, my girlfriend wanted to try it. It was a bar/club on a boat in the Thames. We eventually got up the nerve to go into the main sex room. It was packed. Highlights were sucking someone's tits while my GF was riding me and her kissing and fondling another woman while me and the other woman's partner were eating them out. Fun times!
 
Ha ha! Well there's probably several stories worth of content about me and swinging. But the first time was in London, my girlfriend wanted to try it. It was a bar/club on a boat in the Thames. We eventually got up the nerve to go into the main sex room. It was packed. Highlights were sucking someone's tits while my GF was riding me and her kissing and fondling another woman while me and the other woman's partner were eating them out. Fun times!
There you go! Much better
 
In the back seat of my car while a bonfire party was going on just yards away. I don't think we were the only couple partaking that night.
 
I once fucked a church warden over a stack of bibles in the church shop. I guess I’ll be going downwards instead of up when I shuffle off my mortal coil!
 
Along with the craziest place you've masturbated, tell us some stories about some of the craziest places you've had sex?

Come on?

On the side of the road?
On the roof of some stranger's car?
Public bathroom?
Grandma's House?
Mom's House? Mom's Bed?
Retail Store Changing Room?

Tell us where, and we'll be sure to tell you some of the places we've had sex too!
Public bathroom
 
In the sand dunes, on what we thought was an lonely beach. Did not notice the hang glider who landed 20 feet from us or the sheep, that he spooked, which was 3 feet from my arse and let out a loud bleat just at the wrong moment. Talk about coitus interruptus.
 
I kind of feel like any answer I might have would be run of the mill. Suggestions so I change that?
 
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