We need to crowdfund a Voodoo priest for Jimmy Carter

Sunday, 12 January 2025: Nation learns that for the past 250 years, every resident of Plains, Georgia has been a member of a Satanic cult. The late President Carter is disinterred and, after a ritual at the local "Baptist" church, is resurrected as the Avatar of Ba'al the Soul-Eater. Apocalypse ensues.
 
Sunday, 12 January 2025: Nation learns that for the past 250 years, every resident of Plains, Georgia has been a member of a Satanic cult. The late President Carter is disinterred and, after a ritual at the local "Baptist" church, is resurrected as the Avatar of Ba'al the Soul-Eater. Apocalypse ensues.
You are one sick fucker, son.
 
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