Lil_Jenni's Adventures, Past and Present...

[bobb_sledd]

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

 

[13Fantasies]

Happy holidays.

 

[lil_jenni]

Well, my crush came over last Friday. Hubby was home, and she brought her partner (Hubby's old boss, who is way to old to be called a "boyfriend," although she does), so not the one-one-one I was hoping for. I can never seem to get her alone, except for that one drive in the E-Ray, and she was scared for most of it.

Nothing would come of it anyway. I've never been as good at reading when women are attracted to me as I am with men, but I'm quite sure I don't do anything for her. Hubby's old boss is a different issue. He kept checking out my larger rack... But as I think I've mentioned before, I've never been into guys a lot older than me. And besides, I'm living my best monogamous life right now. That's not saying the right woman couldn't change that... But, I don't think any guy would have a shot.

 

[13Fantasies]

Well, my crush came over last Friday. Hubby was home, and she brought her partner (Hubby's old boss, who is way to old to be called a "boyfriend," although she does), so not the one-one-one I was hoping for. I can never seem to get her alone, except for that one drive in the E-Ray, and she was scared for most of it.

Nothing would come of it anyway. I've never been as good at reading when women are attracted to me as I am with men, but I'm quite sure I don't do anything for her. Hubby's old boss is a different issue. He kept checking out my larger rack... But as I think I've mentioned before, I've never been into guys a lot older than me. And besides, I'm living my best monogamous life right now. That's not saying the right woman couldn't change that... But, I don't think any guy would have a shot.

Sad for the neighbor boy home for Christmas.

 

[lil_jenni]

Sad for the neighbor boy home for Christmas.

Who, Ben? Don't feel sorry for him. He seems to get plenty of action. I may have helped create a monster there.

 

[13Fantasies]

Who, Ben? Don't feel sorry for him. He seems to get plenty of action. I may have helped create a monster there.

But you were first. And best.

Sorry you didn't get what you wanted with the crush, but

A. Now you know how all of us feel about our unrequited crushes on you. ; and

B. 2025 is right around he corner. Who knows what might be in store for you with her?

 

[lil_jenni]

I won't be online tonight and probably not tomorrow, so I wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year!!!

We're staying in with the Kiddo and the Twinzees, and I'm looking forward to it... but I've already told Hubby that next New Year's Eve we're going to get a sitter and go out!

 

[13Fantasies]

I won't be online tonight and probably not tomorrow, so I wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year!!!

We're staying in with the Kiddo and the Twinzees, and I'm looking forward to it... but I've already told Hubby that next New Year's Eve we're going to get a sitter and go out!

Happy New Year!

Important to rest up before painting he town red next year!

 

[Purple_Fronds]

I won't be online tonight and probably not tomorrow, so I wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year!!!

We're staying in with the Kiddo and the Twinzees, and I'm looking forward to it... but I've already told Hubby that next New Year's Eve we're going to get a sitter and go out!

Happy Nee Year

 

[lil_jenni]

Misty was supposed to be driving over the mountains today for a visit, but weather has delayed her until probably Wednesday. Which is fucking frustrating, because we were planning to resume the "with benefits" part of our friendship...

Now, my careful scheduling of getting the Kiddo to a friend's house and the Twinzees to their Aunt's house (really Hubby's cousin) this afternoon has become pointless... although, given my frustration, alone time will be good too.

But dammit, I don't know what I will do with the Twinzees on Wednesday. The Kiddo's easy. He has lots of friends, and one of them is usually free for him to come over. But the twins... I'll just have to hope they'll sleep long enough for Misty and me to have some fun...

 

[13Fantasies]

Misty was supposed to be driving over the mountains today for a visit, but weather has delayed her until probably Wednesday. Which is fucking frustrating, because we were planning to resume the "with benefits" part of our friendship...

Now, my careful scheduling of getting the Kiddo to a friend's house and the Twinzees to their Aunt's house (really Hubby's cousin) this afternoon has become pointless... although, given my frustration, alone time will be good too.

But dammit, I don't know what I will do with the Twinzees on Wednesday. The Kiddo's easy. He has lots of friends, and one of them is usually free for him to come over. But the twins... I'll just have to hope they'll sleep long enough for Misty and me to have some fun...

The benefit of living near a Lit neighbor. Built in babysitting and understanding of sexy time needs.

 

[13Fantasies]

I hope I didn't actually make you angry.

I don't have that luxury either. I was just commenting how handy it could have been.

 

[lil_jenni]

I hope I didn't actually make you angry.

I don't have that luxury either. I was just commenting how handy it could have been.

Nopers. There just isn't a frustrated emoji.

Anyway, Misty is on her way over the mountains today. It looks like there won't be more snow until later, so she's taking the opportunity. She'll get here a couple of hours before Hubby gets home, but no alone time, alas, as the Kiddo is here and the Twinzees are sleeping now and will be awake by then. But the Kiddo is going to a friend's house tomorrow and the Twinzee's sleep enough that I'm sure we'll find some time tomorrow.

Of course, I have some hope a wild FFM will break out tonight, but it's probably in vain. Misty seems to be in one of her no men phases, and besides, she and Hubby both think it'd be weird to do it again since they are friends now. I say that will make it all better, but they don't agree.

 

[13Fantasies]

Nopers. There just isn't a frustrated emoji.

Anyway, Misty is on her way over the mountains today. It looks like there won't be more snow until later, so she's taking the opportunity. She'll get here a couple of hours before Hubby gets home, but no alone time, alas, as the Kiddo is here and the Twinzees are sleeping now and will be awake by then. But the Kiddo is going to a friend's house tomorrow and the Twinzee's sleep enough that I'm sure we'll find some time tomorrow.

Of course, I have some hope a wild FFM will break out tonight, but it's probably in vain. Misty seems to be in one of her no men phases, and besides, she and Hubby both think it'd be weird to do it again since they are friends now. I say that will make it all better, but they don't agree.

Powers of persuasion, I choose you!

 

[lil_jenni]

Powers of persuasion, I choose you!

Won't work. They gang up on me, and not in the way I want. But it is nice they are such good buddies... I guess.

 

[13Fantasies]

Won't work. They gang up on me, and not in the way I want. But it is nice they are such good buddies... I guess.

You ust can't trust some people to use you as you'd like these days

 

[lil_jenni]

You ust can't trust some people to use you as you'd like these days

Misty wanted me to add her laughter to this as well.

 

[lil_jenni]

Hey guys! Misty is here with me and wanted to say hi. I've been telling her again (for like the hundredth time, at least) she needs an account, but she disagrees. Anyway, we had our morning fun and she's been checking out some of the picture threads on here with me.

 

[ShaneoD]

Hey guys! Misty is here with me and wanted to say hi. I've been telling her again (for like the hundredth time, at least) she needs an account, but she disagrees. Anyway, we had our morning fun and she's been checking out some of the picture threads on here with me.

You know most of us are imagining your fun in our minds, glad you got to enjoy yourselves

 

[JennyCapricorn]

I’m just thrilled your friend is there to help you out… even if you’re not getting everything you want.

Girl bodies are magic.

 

[lil_jenni]

I’m just thrilled your friend is there to help you out… even if you’re not getting everything you want.

Girl bodies are magic.

Fuck yeah!

 

[lil_jenni]

Fuck yeah!

Sorry, Misty says "fuck yeah" too. She wanted me to make that clear, since she is a "homo-focused bisexual" (her words) and thinks girl bodies are much, much better than male bodies.

 

[JennyCapricorn]

Sorry, Misty says "fuck yeah" too. She wanted me to make that clear, since she is a "homo-focused bisexual" (her words) and thinks girl bodies are much, much better than male bodies.

At this point I’m off of male bodies other than my husbands… but eager to get into girl bodies.

 

[Jaws82]

It's always nice to....reconnect with old friends

 

[lil_jenni]

Well, Misty just shocked the fuck out of me. I'll let her type why.

Hi! Jenni's looking at me like I'm mad. And so you guys know, she's got the biggest, bluest eyes of any girl I know. But she's not innocent. This girl is fucking savage AF.

Anyway, all I said is I'd like to hook up with her father in law. He's pretty fire, for an older guy. And her MIL is a fucking bitch and you know he's not getting any. So if I wanted to fuck a guy right now, it'd be him. No reason for her to look at me like I'm a fucking alien.