LilKitKat's thread

[Azuldrgon]

I missed a bunch while I was adulting.
Please be careful @LilKitKat.
Now for your poll.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs)

50, 5'11", 350

2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?

Currently married. two adult kids.

3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).

1 hour outside of Seattle towards the South.

4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?

No. No desire to.

5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.

Never. Unless you count lap dances.

6. What do you do for work?

I run a Powder Coating Shop. I'm the #2 guy.

7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)

I like whatever you post. You're more than just a gorgeous body.

8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)

You have inspired a session or more.

9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.

I traveled to the PNW after the military because I didn't want to go home.

10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

I started on Lit to submit stories I wrote about a crush a looong time ago. Found the forums after and started hanging out. Made some good friends. Had my heart broken a few times. Learned many things. Currently have over 500 submissions published ranging in different genres. And enjoying any hugs I get from friends.

 

[Dadoftwo87]

Please be safe, Kit!

 

[terriblesecrets]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Be safe & take care

 

[joeyblue]

I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).
2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?
3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).
4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?
5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.
6. What do you do for work?
7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)
8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)
9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.
10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

1. 32, 5’10, 220-ish.
2. Married
3. Minnesnowta
4. No
5. No
6. Work with people with disabilities
7. I am an ass man so obviously da booty and videos of you twerking?!?
8. Yes… clearly dat booty got me a little excited once or twice lol
9. I am a part of the 14ers Club. My buddies and I hiked a 14,000 foot mountain peak for his bachelor party in Colorado.
10. I am on Lit for a couple of different reasons: Looking for friendships, looking to jerk off and just wanting to build connections with people from all over the world!

 

[Cybmorg]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Be safe, and if the fire has any sense it will stay away or it might get burned itself… yes, you’re that hot

 

[sexywriterfla]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Saw the news this morning and thought of you. That's terrible, scary as f, and heartbreaking that so many have lost so much. Please be safe. Things can be replaced but people can't be.

 

[Psych9791]

I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).
2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?
3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).
4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?
5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.
6. What do you do for work?
7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)
8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)
9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.
10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

Messaged mine xxx

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Yeah! Lay off her, she's mine
Jk

Perhaps if you're a good boy...
Maybe she'll let you watch her lick me

Reckon you two could make a few bucks if you got a room and invited paying spectators!

I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).

Mid 60s, 5' 11", around 185

2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?

Married, 2 kids, 2 grandkids

3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).

East Coast UK

4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?

No but I have played ... some oral, some mutual masturbating

5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.

No

6. What do you do for work?

Logistics

7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)

Everything you post is a delight - the "scratch and sniff/lick" patches are a pain in the ass though

8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)

Not yet That's not to say I won't, I just haven't had the privacy

9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.

I have an average size cock but my foreskin is almost half as long again ... think I might have not fully developed and I should have an 8-9 incher really

10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

Originally for the stories but then I discovered the forums. Now I enjoy looking, posting, commenting and generally having a bit of fun to brighten my otherwise mundane existence

no one has responded yet so maybe not

I don't understand why! (OK, I haven't either but then I'm not one for sending too many DMs)

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Hopefully you won't lose your home ... stay safe and come back soon

 

[Nwestin75]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

I hope everything is OK for you. I know you are right about plenty willing to host you but as long as you have somewhere safe!

 

[hotcpu]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Saw the videos of the crazy winds fueling the wildfires. Praying you and your loved ones are okay and staying safe.

 

[peekingone]

Perhaps if you're a good boy...
Maybe she'll let you watch her lick me

I would love to watch too. Wow.

 

[Biguy934]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Stay safe beautiful.

 

[funguy4u100]

uh oh a mistress is controlling ya? are you a sub (if you dont mind me asking)?

Do I need to put you in chastity?!?

Get on the floor and lick my feet in my shoes or Ill step on your balls!
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kidding...jus messin with ya!
thank you for sharing your responses with me (and publicly). I appreciate you taking the time to do so!

This pic and your words make me get on my knees to worship you!

 

[funguy4u100]

I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).
2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?
3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).
4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?
5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.
6. What do you do for work?
7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)
8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)
9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.
10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

46, 5'11", 195
Married, kids
SE USA
Slept...no, experimented...yes
Yes

 

[LilKitKat]

First off. I am safe. Thank you for the well wishes everyone!
Secondly, the fire is moving so fast and the winds are insane, so many people wont even know if their house is safe for several days! My area is basically a block from a warning area, and just a few blocks from an evac zone. So right now, its safe, but might not be depending on wind and such. Its freaking nuts. I have friends and family that are in evac zones and so far everyone is totally safe just worried of course.

I will get to responding to my messages and the comments above as soon as I can, and Ill try to post some of my usual stuff ASAP, just keep fingers crossed for everyone please and thank you!

 

[Dadoftwo87]

First off. I am safe. Thank you for the well wishes everyone!
Secondly, the fire is moving so fast and the winds are insane, so many people wont even know if their house is safe for several days! My area is basically a block from a warning area, and just a few blocks from an evac zone. So right now, its safe, but might not be depending on wind and such. Its freaking nuts. I have friends and family that are in evac zones and so far everyone is totally safe just worried of course.

I will get to responding to my messages and the comments above as soon as I can, and Ill try to post some of my usual stuff ASAP, just keep fingers crossed for everyone please and thank you!

Please don't worry about posting and just be safe, dear Kit

 

[HigginsRavenshead]

First off. I am safe. Thank you for the well wishes everyone!
Secondly, the fire is moving so fast and the winds are insane, so many people wont even know if their house is safe for several days! My area is basically a block from a warning area, and just a few blocks from an evac zone. So right now, its safe, but might not be depending on wind and such. Its freaking nuts. I have friends and family that are in evac zones and so far everyone is totally safe just worried of course.

I will get to responding to my messages and the comments above as soon as I can, and Ill try to post some of my usual stuff ASAP, just keep fingers crossed for everyone please and thank you!

Don't worry about posting and us pervs. Just stay safe and take care of yourself. We'll still be here drooling when you return.

 

[LilKitKat]

46, 5'11", 195
Married, kids
SE USA
Slept...no, experimented...yes
Yes

Thanks for answering some of my poll, appreciate it!!!

 

[LilKitKat]

Reckon you two could make a few bucks if you got a room and invited paying spectators!

Mid 60s, 5' 11", around 185

Married, 2 kids, 2 grandkids

East Coast UK

No but I have played ... some oral, some mutual masturbating

No

Logistics

Everything you post is a delight - the "scratch and sniff/lick" patches are a pain in the ass though

Not yet That's not to say I won't, I just haven't had the privacy

I have an average size cock but my foreskin is almost half as long again ... think I might have not fully developed and I should have an 8-9 incher really

Originally for the stories but then I discovered the forums. Now I enjoy looking, posting, commenting and generally having a bit of fun to brighten my otherwise mundane existence

I don't understand why! (OK, I haven't either but then I'm not one for sending too many DMs)

Hopefully you won't lose your home ... stay safe and come back soon

Thank you for the answers to my poll! I super appreciate it! I had kept a tally of everybodys answers to provide some results of my poll today or tomorrow etc but it was on a scratch paper (like an idiot), so I may have to redo some of my work ugh. That said, I think you were one of maybe two ppl i tallied in the UK (most were USA so far obviously).
Anyway, thanks for taking the time to respond!

 

[LilKitKat]

1. 32, 5’10, 220-ish.
2. Married
3. Minnesnowta
4. No
5. No
6. Work with people with disabilities
7. I am an ass man so obviously da booty and videos of you twerking?!?
8. Yes… clearly dat booty got me a little excited once or twice lol
9. I am a part of the 14ers Club. My buddies and I hiked a 14,000 foot mountain peak for his bachelor party in Colorado.
10. I am on Lit for a couple of different reasons: Looking for friendships, looking to jerk off and just wanting to build connections with people from all over the world!

Hey, thanks for responding! So...hike up a 14,000 foot mountain...or get drunk and put 5s in a strippers G-string...hmmm...tough choice for you apparently! Hahahaha! Crazy story but I like it!
Anyway, much appreciated for taking the time to reply!

 

[LilKitKat]

I missed a bunch while I was adulting.
Please be careful @LilKitKat.
Now for your poll.

50, 5'11", 350

Currently married. two adult kids.

1 hour outside of Seattle towards the South.

No. No desire to.

Never. Unless you count lap dances.

I run a Powder Coating Shop. I'm the #2 guy.

I like whatever you post. You're more than just a gorgeous body.

You have inspired a session or more.

I traveled to the PNW after the military because I didn't want to go home.

I started on Lit to submit stories I wrote about a crush a looong time ago. Found the forums after and started hanging out. Made some good friends. Had my heart broken a few times. Learned many things. Currently have over 500 submissions published ranging in different genres. And enjoying any hugs I get from friends.

Hello #2 powder coater man! When you said that it reminded me of a character from a cartoon I always giggled at (sorry)

Powdered Toast man!
(from Ren and Stimpy)

Ovre 500 submissions is...well impressive. And since you have admitted to...enjoying...my content...I expect over 500 emissions from you too! Buahahaha!

Anyway, thanks so much for taking the time to answer my poll and next time I head up to Seattle when I am in Portland, I will wave at you (assume its Tacoma or Olympia)!

 

[LilKitKat]

In case anyone is curious...I did end up receiving a ton of responses in my inbox and I havent gone through many of them yet (I respond when I do, so if you havent gotten a response, i havent perused)...obviously 1-the fire and subsequent evacuation...kinda slowed my lit time down and 2-well, you guys all CAME....through in responding to my poll, so thanks!

Now, I did have many of the results on a scratch paper, so this may not be accurate, but if my recollection serves...the results were...wildly inconsistent!!! AUGH

Most people were in the USA, no surprise. and most of you are/were actually married (hopefully still are...dont let the wife seeing you stroking to any of my vidz or there might be a subsequent conversation...). The age ranges were pretty all over...some in the 60s and 70s, though the highest concentration was in the 41-50 range. And weight was all over...ironically most people were either under 200 or over 300. Not many of you were just 210, 230, etc...
Anyway...I need to try to work a tiny bit today and also watch the news...but Ill be on here some of the time too.

Have a lovely day everyone!!!

 

[Toro1886]

In case anyone is curious...I did end up receiving a ton of responses in my inbox and I havent gone through many of them yet (I respond when I do, so if you havent gotten a response, i havent perused)...obviously 1-the fire and subsequent evacuation...kinda slowed my lit time down and 2-well, you guys all CAME....through in responding to my poll, so thanks!

Now, I did have many of the results on a scratch paper, so this may not be accurate, but if my recollection serves...the results were...wildly inconsistent!!! AUGH

Most people were in the USA, no surprise. and most of you are/were actually married (hopefully still are...dont let the wife seeing you stroking to any of my vidz or there might be a subsequent conversation...). The age ranges were pretty all over...some in the 60s and 70s, though the highest concentration was in the 41-50 range. And weight was all over...ironically most people were either under 200 or over 300. Not many of you were just 210, 230, etc...
Anyway...I need to try to work a tiny bit today and also watch the news...but Ill be on here some of the time too.

Have a lovely day everyone!!!

Great effort...Keep up the good work!

 

[LilKitKat]

forgot to share one other poll answer for what you all want to see more of from me...

while most of you actually said you enjoy what i write about my history and other admissions and such, or my smart-alecky comebacks or whatever, and even dealing with the couple of more questionable or rude incidents on here (and all fo this is super appreciated and im glad you are all not just doom scrolling past everything to look for nipples...haha)..

and there were several mentions of seeing more of aforementioned nipples (or rather, breasts in general), and even one person said they really want to see more of my shoulders and collarbone...the most popular answer actually was....

MY ASS


So enjoy my booty

 

[Divindisguise]

It's a pretty amazing booty, definitely