Chitty chat anyone???

[Soma99]

I took my edible early and am all bundled up and gonna sit around doing nothing the rest of the night if anyone wants to chat here on this site (only here on this site).

Not sure what to say?

Here are some conversation starters

1- tell me a dirty thing you did and I’ll tell you if your a good boy or a naughty boy

2- tell me about a time you thought someone was flirting with you and you were wrong

3- tell me what you think your spouse/ significant other fantasizes about

4- pitch me a tv show idea and I’ll tell you if it’s a great or terrible idea (must be able to handle constructive feedback on this one)

Men/ women/ married/ single/ whatever- I’m happy to chat!

Love ya all

 

[munch2much]

1- tell me a dirty thing you did and I’ll tell you if your a good boy or a naughty boy

I met a lady at a house party. We ended up having sex in the only bathroom and in the end, people needing the toilet were banging on the door.

 

[Soma99]

GOOD BOY!!!!

Sounds like you made that woman very happy!

Bathrooms at parties are for fucking and drugs. If you actually need to pee that’s what the house plants are for

 

[kymusicguy]

I once masturbated in the church bathroom

 

[Britva415]

2- tell me about a time you thought someone was flirting with you and you were wrong

I wasn't wrong, but after flirting - definitely mutually - for weeks with a woman I was in a class with, and getting her number on the last night of the class, when I used it she didn't text me back for 2 weeks.

When she finally did, she played dumb. That was when I found out she was married - that was her "we can't do this" excuse. She already knew that I was married - knew it the whole time. She pretended she didn't know I meant to use her number with "more than friends" intentions.

To be honest I'm not sure why she got back to me at all after 2 weeks of ignoring my text. She was probably thinking about me the whole time and struggling with deciding whether or not to go through with it, and then finally texted when she made up her mind. As if I hadn't already figured out it wasn't going anywhere.

 

[Soma99]

I wasn't wrong, but after flirting - definitely mutually - for weeks with a woman I was in a class with, and getting her number on the last night of the class, when I used it she didn't text me back for 2 weeks.

When she finally did, she played dumb. That was when I found out she was married - that was her "we can't do this" excuse. She already knew that I was married - knew it the whole time. She pretended she didn't know I meant to use her number with "more than friends" intentions.

Someone got their phone read! she threw you under the bus as some kinda pervert real fast!!!

 

[Britva415]

Someone got their phone read! she threw you under the bus as some kinda pervert real fast!!!

Nah, I don't think so. She wouldn't have ever gotten back to me at all if it were something like that.

 

[Grizz_84]

I took my edible early and am all bundled up and gonna sit around doing nothing the rest of the night if anyone wants to chat here on this site (only here on this site).

Not sure what to say?

Here are some conversation starters

1- tell me a dirty thing you did and I’ll tell you if your a good boy or a naughty boy

2- tell me about a time you thought someone was flirting with you and you were wrong

3- tell me what you think your spouse/ significant other fantasizes about

4- pitch me a tv show idea and I’ll tell you if it’s a great or terrible idea (must be able to handle constructive feedback on this one)

Men/ women/ married/ single/ whatever- I’m happy to chat!

Love ya all

You make me laugh! Yes I have done some things I shouldn't have..worst was giving a hand job with my other on the phone...

 

[Mhg1999]

Just a few days ago I fucked a guy in his office while there where two women in the office it was so hot.

 

[Grizz_84]

Wow! You like doing that kind of thing? Spontaneous sex .love it!

 

[Grizz_84]

Did the 2 women watch?

 

[Grizz_84]

Sorry been up since midnight...long work day for me.. always horny though!

 

[Mhg1999]

Did the 2 women watch?

No they didn't know. He told them I was there for a interview

 

[Grizz_84]

Still sexy as hell!

 

[Grizz_84]

Wish I could get that lucky!

 

[PapaRomantic]

Someone got their phone read! she threw you under the bus as some kinda pervert real fast!!!

Or, it was her husband texting from her phone, checking to see what this strange contact she had was all about.

 

[Soma99]

I’ll be on and off again today at work- very boring meetings today which has lead me here before 9:30 AM so I guess I’m in some kinda mood

PM me for passive dirty talk to pass the work day

 

[SuperUser1]

I took my edible early and am all bundled up and gonna sit around doing nothing the rest of the night if anyone wants to chat here on this site (only here on this site).

Not sure what to say?

Here are some conversation starters

1- tell me a dirty thing you did and I’ll tell you if your a good boy or a naughty boy

2- tell me about a time you thought someone was flirting with you and you were wrong

3- tell me what you think your spouse/ significant other fantasizes about

4- pitch me a tv show idea and I’ll tell you if it’s a great or terrible idea (must be able to handle constructive feedback on this one)

Men/ women/ married/ single/ whatever- I’m happy to chat!

Love ya all

#3 I know my wife wants sex with her chiropractor. I think they've done it

 

[Husband55]

We had been to a lunch, girl friend was dressed in a sexy bright yellow sun dress. Made her tanned skin glow. Called in as planned to a friends place for coffee on the way home. Our friend was in a flirty mood. For some reason we were in her bedroom chatting. The kettle boiled she went to pour the drinks, saying " don't fuck on my bed! No, you can...." I looked st my girl friend.. said lets go! She was saying not a good i dea as she stepped out of her undies . Our friend discovered us going at it ... She had a squeal of delight and sat watching for awhile.. it was just a funny, we had to moment. Circle of friends never brought it up, so i guess it was just our secret.

 

[Stopokochac]

I know this post is a few days old, but this is exactly the sort of thing I need right now, so I thought I'd answer anyways.......


1- tell me a dirty thing you did and I’ll tell you if your a good boy or a naughty boy

The first time I took my clothes off at a nudist beach, I got really aroused. I ran into the water, but it would not go down, so I tried to ejaculate and I think this old couple that was swimming across from me noticed,'cuz they were giving me dirty looks. I wasn't able to ejaculate and it would not go down and I had to get back to my boat, so I had no choice but to come out of the water with a full hard-on. I thought putting my hand over it would be even weirder, so I didn't cover it. I tried to get my shorts back on as quickly as possible, but was struggling. I eventually got them on, but I was exposed long enough for people to get a good look and there were people who weren't even trying to hide that they were looking. I got my trunks back on and got out of there.

If I had a girl with me, I probably wouldn't have cared, but being a guy by myself it felt wrong and awkward.

2- tell me about a time you thought someone was flirting with you and you were wrong

There was this girl at work that I've never worked with before, she told me and another girl touch her hair. She complimented me on something too and was talking dirty. There was other stuff too, I don't really remember or know how to explain, but let's just say it got pretty wild in there. I told my other co-worker about it and said I thought she was flirting with me despite being married, and this co-worker assured she was not. So there was THAT. I should know by now that when I think someone is flirting, they probably aren't.


3- tell me what you think your spouse/ significant other fantasizes about

That's between me and her

4- pitch me a tv show idea and I’ll tell you if it’s a great or terrible idea (must be able to handle constructive feedback on this one)

I have one for a travel show. It's called "Exotic America." Basically the host shows viewers exotic things that exist within the United States. For example, they might visit an Asian temple or attend a Hindu festival or Easter in a Russian Orthodox community.

I swear, if someone steals this idea and I don't get credit or loyalties, I'm gonna be pissed!

 

[joe432]

Wasn’t gonna comment but looking back on this situation I think it’s kinda funny. So 2. Tell me about a time you thought someone was flirting with you and you were wrong:

So I had a female coworker, about my age at the time, who would constantly touch my arm or hand when we worked together. Some times she would stand super close to me, other times would lean her head on my bicep for a min or two. We would exchange a little flirty banter but nothing too serious. Again she was usually touching me or

 

[joe432]

Again she was usually touching me frequently. Touch my arm as she walked past, sometimes run her nails across my back, stuff like that. This goes on for a couple months, we didn’t work together each day but when we were together it would happen.

One day I was sitting, doing some work and she is acting as normal, touching my arm, standing super close so her breast was touching me as she looked at my work. And she decides to put her hair in a pony tail, cool. Now as she walks by me, her pony tail keeps touching me. Mind you I’m still seated. So it’s brushing my should or back. Ok whatever, she’s deff being flirty and it’s been going on for a while. So I figure it’s time to step up to the plate. After I finished at the computer, I got up, went over to her and whispered in her ear something to the effect of “your ponytail makes me want to pull it” and gave it a playful tug. She turned around and smiled but didn’t say anything. I had somewhere else to be in the building so I left and continued on with my day. After that, she was still flirty, but every time I’d try to reciprocate, she would back off.

Soon, I realized this wasn’t going anywhere so when she would touch my arm, I’d just move away or be cold with her flirty comments. She soon stopped when I wasn’t giving her the attention anymore. A few weeks later, I noticed her hanging on to a new guy. Maybe six months later, I’m talking with a different male coworker and he points to the girl and tells me to watch out with this one, how I need to be careful with her flirting. lol guess she just liked the attention around the office