Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

This has to be the longest running joke on Lit

Longer than the watermelon or fucking a vacuum?

Different shorts

The lobster pants thing predates that doesn't it? I swear that's from a solid decade ago

Pmann has provided us with many entertaining long running jokes. No one even brought up the pony play.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Pmann has provided us with many entertaining long running jokes. No one even brought up the pony play.

Should we tag him now?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wouldn’t you like to know!

Yes. Yes, I would.

There’s one involving a dais…

Now I really, really would!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Should we tag him now?

Let’s see if he can sense it through the Force.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Pmann has provided us with many entertaining long running jokes. No one even brought up the pony play.

To be fair, that was Trekka and I that cooked up that one. In 2022. I remember where I was because we were laughing so hard I cried

He has been a delightful sport about it though!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

He has been a delightful sport about it though!

He loves the attention.
Whore.

 

[Endless_Night]

HE POSTED A VIDEO OF HIS DICK IN A VACUUM IN MY PROCLIVITIES THREAD

You were not the only one traumatized caught unaware by that incident

I must be the only person on Lit who has seen this spectacle.

I feel so unsullied.


On the other hand, I did catch those lobster slacks the first time around.

 

[Lmizzler]

I must be the only person on Lit who has seen this spectacle.

I feel so unsullied.


On the other hand, I did catch those lobster slacks the first time around.

I didn’t see it either and thank my lucky stars that this train wreck was avoided.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I must be the only person on Lit who has seen this spectacle.

I feel so unsullied.


On the other hand, I did catch those lobster slacks the first time around.

I didn’t see it either and thank my lucky stars that this train wreck was avoided.

I saw it. I can’t help but click things.

 

[Endless_Night]

I didn’t see it either and thank my lucky stars that this train wreck was avoided.

*nods*

I did see the link, but no power on earth could have made me click.

I feel like my Lit PTSD is adequate as it is, thank you very much.

I saw it. I can’t help but click things.

I simply do not understand this about you.

Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

 

[hotoldrguy]

To be fair, that was Trekka and I that cooked up that one. In 2022. I remember where I was because we were laughing so hard I cried

He has been a delightful sport about it though!

I did contribute to that thread

 

[hotwords229_A]

I simply do not understand this about you.

Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

I have to know!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I did contribute to that thread

We thank you and everyone else who helped make that vacation prank so incredibly successful

 

[Bbl87]

I must be the only person on Lit who has seen this spectacle.

I feel so unsullied.

I have not either.

Not my jam.

Only pics of dicks I want to see are my own, when I'm sending them.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have not either.

Not my jam.

Only pics of dicks I want to see are my own, when I'm sending them.

Most of it was in the vacuum hose if that makes you feel any better.

 

[Bbl87]

Most of it was in the vacuum hose if that makes you feel any better.

"Most" is the key word there.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was about to tag Pmann since his dick is probably ringing so much he’s beginning to wonder if he has an infection, but I saw that LadyL did initially, so don’t worry, Buddy, we’re just discussing your crank adventures.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I was about to tag Pmann since his dick is probably ringing so much he’s beginning to wonder if he has an infection, but I saw that LadyL did initially, so don’t worry, Buddy, we’re just discussing your crank adventures.

I sent him and Trekka a Skype about it because they’re such fond memories.

Fucking pony play

 

[hotwords229_A]

Teasing and pleasing
https://64.media.tumblr.com/5d2cffc0129c014253b4514be8a15906/8383fc5b43f92608-89/s540x810/258435005c2821b5ee977231205ac68a0eab5c93.jpg

Disclaimer: I’m going to use the word “tease” to imply a friendly, good natured, well intended, fun suggestion by a trusted and/or sexy person. This is one of those times where there is probably a better word to choose, but I can’t think of what it is, so feel free to use whatever word works better for you.

Additional disclaimer: I wanted to use a pic of a Bronie wearing lobster pants, but that pic doesn’t exist . . . or does it?!

Do you enjoy being teased about a sexual proclivity you have?
Have you ever been teased about something sexual that awoke a kink you didn’t know you had?
Do you like to tease your partner about something sexual to get a rise out of them? Do they like to tease you?
Have you ever jokingly suggested something sexual that your partner showed more interest in than you expected? Or they to you?
If you had a kink that you were embarrassed to bring up, would you use teasing as a way to pretend it was a joke, in case it wasn’t received well?
Would you like to be sexually teased (define that that how you will) more or less on Lit? About what?
Do you like to tease your partner physically? Like gentle kisses to the inner thigh while prolonging the inevitable?

 

[Endless_Night]

Additional disclaimer: I wanted to use a pic of a Bronie wearing lobster pants, but that pic doesn’t exist . . . or does it?!

Egad! If this now magically appears on the board, just know that I am coming for you.

Do you enjoy being teased about a sexual proclivity you have?
Have you ever been teased about something sexual that awoke a kink you didn’t know you had?
Do you like to tease your partner about something sexual to get a rise out of them? Do they like to tease you?
Have you ever jokingly suggested something sexual that your partner showed more interest in than you expected? Or they to you?
If you had a kink that you were embarrassed to bring up, would you use teasing as a way to pretend it was a joke, in case it wasn’t received well?

Nope.

Would you like to be sexually teased (define that that how you will) more or less on Lit? About what?

I like to be restrained and teased. Which is hard to do via Lit and not what you're talking about anyway.

Do you like to tease your partner physically? Like gentle kisses to the inner thigh while prolonging the inevitable?

Yep. I am a big tease. Big.

 

[hotwords229_A]

If this now magically appears on the board, just know that I am coming for you.

This could mean two things.

 

[Endless_Night]

This could mean two things.

Guess which one.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Guess which one.

I’m sure he’s furiously imagining guessing

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m sure he’s furiously imagining guessing

https://c.tenor.com/TOem6yHKnEcAAAAC/daffy-duck-ahh.gif

 

[wrodgers89]

Do you enjoy being teased about a sexual proclivity you have?
Sure, why not?

Have you ever been teased about something sexual that awoke a kink you didn’t know you had?

I get so turned on by women talking about cum. I think it stems from one time when I came on an ex’s chest and it just kept on coming. She started laughing and jokingly said “stop!” and continued laughing when she saw just how much it was. Got to stop reminiscing as I’m turning myself on haha.

Have you ever jokingly suggested something sexual that your partner showed more interest in than you expected? Or they to you?

Was never super into anal. Still prefer the other avenues. One fling firmly told me, “I need this cock in my ass” and I obliged. Certainly took me by surprise, though.

Would you like to be sexually teased (define that that how you will) more or less on Lit? About what?


Not in a humiliating way but fun and cheeky, sure. I’m not sure. A few on here know what I look like and am into from PMs and Skype.

o you like to tease your partner physically? Like gentle kisses to the inner thigh while prolonging the inevitable?

Oh yeah. I love to kiss and nibble a woman’s neck or her upper thighs. Love teasing her before sex by grabbing the base and brushing the tip up and down her. Usually elicits some fun responses.