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The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

She had a photographic memory, but never developed it.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.
 
Happy Monday!!! Slept okay. Quiet cats. No work assignment today, unless the phone rings later. Didn't hear back from the guy with the car. Yet. We'll see. Plan: get a bit done around here.


Very best wishes to all of you for these last couple of days of 2024.


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Wat_Tyler said:
Happy Monday!!! Slept okay. Quiet cats. No work assignment today, unless the phone rings later. Didn't hear back from the guy with the car. Yet. We'll see. Plan: get a bit done around here.


Very best wishes to all of you for these last couple of days of 2024.


https://scontent.fric1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/466461251_9064731280232837_8870423184464493307_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=9f807c&_nc_ohc=u_Y6c_Xm6I4Q7kNvgFgZbnr&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent.fric1-1.fna&oh=03_Q7cD1gErAkV_7r3DN2zG_6JVMUXJAEE0JhJ9x3W11ze2ba4o3g&oe=6799D9E3
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If it's meant to be, it will be! Enjoy your morning hun...
 
nipplecaresser said:
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

She had a photographic memory, but never developed it.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.
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This has something in common with German sliced meat. It’s the wurst!
 
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